Mr. Mang Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 we have some new neighbors accross the street. they just moved in a few days ago. it's a father, mother, and X amount of young teenage girls (like 12 or 13-ish). i cant tell how many there are though. ever since i introduced myself, the girls always say "heyyy patrick" and shit like that. i think they have the hots for me. TOO BAD THEY'RE LIKE TWELVE. rage was witness to the first attack the day of asylum trip #2. and tonight when i came home from dropping people off, they were all sitting in a circle talking. i think i saw glowsticks. how cute! just as i was halfway through typing this, i think one of them rang my doorbell and ran. that is just tue precious. maybe they skateboard too. scootering is SO pre-teen. http://www.obeygiant.com/images/posse1.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 you should have them do random tasks for you. like making sandwiches and robbing convenience stores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest greedy mars Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 you should introduce your self as a SEX MACHINE!.. they ladies love it when i say that.. but i havent yet so i dont know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted July 27, 2002 Author Share Posted July 27, 2002 Originally posted by seppuku you should have them do random tasks for you. like making sandwiches and robbing convenience stores. yeah, i think i'd have to equip them with mini AKs though like below. those full AKs are pretty heavy... http://www.ejmailorder.co.uk/airguns/pics/ak47mini.jpg'> glitter and stickers not allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 Originally posted by seppuku you should have them do random tasks for you. like making sandwiches and robbing convenience stores. best plan anyone could ask for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 hey mang! steal their panties for me :lol: :yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted July 27, 2002 Author Share Posted July 27, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne hey mang! steal their panties for me :lol: :yum: haha. no way dude. these girls are like 12 and 13. maybe i'll steal their mom's instead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 make them all your sexxx slaves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 I'm coming to visit you before you leave just so I can fuck with your little friends. "Hey, you ladies know patrick? he told me he likes you a lot. He said something about taking you to an abandoned asylum with some duct tape and ky jelly..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted July 27, 2002 Author Share Posted July 27, 2002 Originally posted by MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega I'm coming to visit you before you leave just so I can fuck with your little friends. "Hey, you ladies know patrick? he told me he likes you a lot. He said something about taking you to an abandoned asylum with some duct tape and ky jelly..." oh dear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 Originally posted by MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega "Hey, you ladies know *******? he told me he likes you a lot. " doing that shit was as funny in elementary school as much as it is today needless to say, its fucking funny teehehehehehehehee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 http://www.branscomberichmond.com/bandimages/Posse-3.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Mang has 12 year old neighbors that rave!!! Good thing you're moving! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: EDIT: And yes they are little hoochie-mamas... what weren't there like 7 of them? Big family I suppose. P.S. Mang, If that Benz is still parked in front of your house.... steal it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted July 27, 2002 Author Share Posted July 27, 2002 http://www.airsoft.com/pictures/mp5s.jpg'> http://www.airsoft.com/pictures/m16s.jpg'> http://www.airsoft.com/pictures/ak47s.jpg'> http://www.airsoft.com/pictures/m606steyers.jpg'> regulators - mount up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 soft air guns huh? oh well they still can hurt a bit at close range Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 ask them to come over nude so you all can paint crude 3rd grade "drawrings" on each others naked pre-pubescent bodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted July 27, 2002 Author Share Posted July 27, 2002 http://www.conform.tv/images/jilbert/desire.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 post naked pictures!!!!! hahaha , just kidding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Mang Posted July 27, 2002 Author Share Posted July 27, 2002 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del post naked pictures!!!!! hahaha , just kidding. jeezusssss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I45_TEXAS_I45 Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 U LITTLE PERV........HOW CAN U GET EXCITED ABOUT 12-13..YEAR..GIRLIES....... TRYIGN TO HOLLA AT YOU...... ONCE U GET SOMEONE UR AGE .....TYRING TO HOLLA AT YA........LET US KNOW........BUT 12 -.14....YEAR.OLDS......COME ON NOW...... . U FAG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 I don't see why your complaining about them being 12...between the ages of 8 and 12 is when girls are the hottest...I can kinda understand now that I think about it because they are almost on the cut off age. if anyone asks...I never said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 http://epc.buffalo.edu/images/authors/basilbull.gif'> "People call me Bull...step the shit of, son." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 I don't see why your complaining about them being 12...between the ages of 8 and 12 is when girls are the hottest...I can kinda understand now that I think about it because they are almost on the cut off age. i wouldnt expect any less from you......sheesh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 http://perso.club-internet.fr/pougetou/South_Park/les_episodes/ep208.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 27, 2002 Share Posted July 27, 2002 Just fuck 'em. You're moving anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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