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Once upon a time there were three little pigs. The straw pig, the stick

pig, and the brick pig

 

One day this nasty old wolf came up to straw pigs house and said " I'm gonna

huff and puff and blow your house down." And he did !!!! So the straw pig

went running over to the stick pig's house and said' Please let me in, the

wolf just blew down my house. So the stick pig let the straw pig in.

Just then the wolf showed up and said, " I'm gonna huff and puff and blow

your house down." And he did!!! So the straw pig and the stick pig went

running over to the brick pig's house and said," Let us in, let us in, the

big bad wolf just blew our houses down." So the brick pig let them in just

as the wolf showed up.

The wolf said " I'm gonna huff and puff and blow your house down." The

straw pig and the stick were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the

phone and made a call.

 

A few minutes passed and a big, black stretch limo pulls up. Out step two

massive pigs in pin striped suits and fedora hats. These pigs come over to

the wolf, grab him by the neck and beat the living @!#$ out of him, then one

of them pulled out a gun, stuck it in his mouth and fired killing the wolf,

then they got back into their limo and drove off.

The straw pig and stick pig were amazed!!! "Who the hell were those guys?"

they asked.

"Those were my cousins from Jersey...the Guinea Pigs."

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