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2in1 - LiteBriteTesseract +Hot'n'Vulnerable

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by <KEY3>, May 7, 2004.

  1. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    PART1

    Hot shit ninja... you're pushing the dimentional envelope.
    http://img1.photobucket.com/albums/1003/mike24k/Mossbauer.jpg'>


    [color=silver]PART2[/color]

    I get a call this morning.
    Turns out that a hot friend of my roomates
    has just caught her boyfriend cheating and
    she's going to be staying on our couch for a week.
    So [b]S[/b]he's very vulnerable... and looks like Denise Richards.

    :scowl: :twitch:

    So you know what I'm going to be getting her to do....


    CLEAN MY HOUSE! muwahaha!
    Nothing takes a girls mind of heartbreak
    like making breakfast for her good friends.
    oh shit... I'm so evil.


    *edit for the spelling police.
     
  2. "Clean my house", eh? Those canucks and their crazy slang...
     
  3. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2

    ewww! :twitch: so...a Denise Richards with an adam's apple? <shudder>

    have fun making your drag queen clean the place.
     
  4. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    THAT WAS A TYPO YOU SPELLCHECKING DORKS!

    hahaha... SHE!
     
  5. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    http://www.cnn.com/SHOWBIZ/Movies/foo/snipes.jpg'>

    you want me to clean what, fool?

    I'll clean your clock!


    ha-ha...ninja sleeps and he ends up with yakuza all over him.
     
  6. mutherfuckers jealous on a friday...keylo living the life
     
  7. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    shit.. fuck renting a margarita machine... have her shave the ice by hand and earn her keep.... braless
     
  8. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    Vanity's always got the good ideas!
     
  9. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,316 Likes Received: 138
    :lol:</span>
     
  10. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    ^ that was Deto's 4444th post.
     
  11. bathoræ

    bathoræ Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2003 Messages: 529 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Re: 2in1 - LiteBriteTesseract +Hot'n'Vulnerable

    :lol: :lol:

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  12. panic

    panic Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2003 Messages: 459 Likes Received: 0
    your two little faces made me spit out shin-ramyen all over my computer, <KEY3>
     
  13. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  14. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    update:

    She asked if she could suck some opinions out of me.

    "oops.. that totally wasn't what i mean"

    "no problem.. tell it to Freud"
     
  15. so did she suck those opinions out of you?
     
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