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2-way Text Booty Calls

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by --zeSto--, Apr 25, 2003.

  1. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    so it's 3:00 am and you get a text message that says I cum ova? ...

    do you:

    a) Reply as fast as possible. yes yes yes
    B) chill on it and reply see you tomorrow
    or
    c) dont wake up and miss the call entirely. (like I did)

    any fans of the 2-way out there?
     
  2. fr8lover

    fr8lover Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2000 Messages: 3,919 Likes Received: 1
    shes got really bad grammar and spelling. i cant respect that.
     
  3. i guess it depends on what her name is...
     
  4. or you can just reply 'come and i'll cum'
     
  5. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    i turn my phone off late at night. never fall prey to booty calls.

    also if she couldn't make an actual phone call, i don't think she wanted it badly enough.
     
  6. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2

    A)....too fast sounds too needy. might end up being the last time

    B)tomorrow bid will make her move to option B followed by C if necessary.

    C) don't wake up....most likely what would happen to me.


    I need to upgrade my shitty ass phone....maybe after I purchase my digital camera. can't fucking wait.
     
  7. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    damn, you dun fucked up! tsk tsk

    :D
     
  8. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    hahaha.... yeah no respect for bad grammar and spelling.

    All I know is that when I saw her earlier in the day she was
    chilling with a girl who I've also been uhh... intimate with.
    I guess the referal works!
     
  9. SpyD

    SpyD Elite Member

    Joined: Aug 22, 2002 Messages: 3,091 Likes Received: 59
    HOW DID YOU HEAR ABOUT SPYD COCK?

    [ ] Friend
    [ ] TV/Magazine ad
    [ ] Internet Link
    [X] Spider Sense?
     
  10. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    the other girl wouldn't be a bartender....would it?
     
  11. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    ^ you know me too well Austin! ha!

    Last time I was in the bar I chilled with this incredible japanese girl.
    She barely spoke english but she's so damn hot I just had to humour her.
    Anyways... she knows a few of the bartenders and she kept telling me
    that I should be with one of them. epp! Did she know? Probably not.
    Then she got drunk and put her hand in my lap.
     
  12. Krook

    Krook Banned

    Joined: Oct 26, 2002 Messages: 1,922 Likes Received: 0
     
  13. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Ahhh .. I love touching that's not overly forward but reeks of sexual innuendo.
     
  14. yoshy

    yoshy Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2000 Messages: 738 Likes Received: 0
     
  15. --zeSto--

    --zeSto-- Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 12, 2000 Messages: 6,979 Likes Received: 2
    maybe it's something that the Japanese culture does a little better then over here.
    There's really no time for subtle actions in North America. It's like a race
    to the point of sodomy with no looking back. It was so simple, probably a half accident,
    but I was seriously putty in her drunken hands.

    well no... not putty.
     
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