imported_dowmagik Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 this is going to be my next pet, its called a kinkajou. it has a tail like a monkey so it can hang upside down by its tail -- too cute. ive located a breeder but the little bastards cost $1800 for a hand fed baby. this thing is too cute and worth the money, hell, it will live for 30 years. any of you guys have dream pets? http://www.blue-n-gold.com/halfdan/kinkajouladder.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 that kinkajew cost more than my car man...thats all ima say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 bitch better come wrapped up with a 40 inch tv or something. personally wouldnt pay that much but its cool to have a dream pet. pretty cute..how big do they get? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 don't you need like a special permit to have a pet like that? or isn't it illegal? although i must say, that kinkajew is CUTE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 in all honesty this is my dream pet http://www.growf.org/photos/aud-zoo-white-tiger-4.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 but if i can have anything...and i mean anything for a dream pet itd be... http://www.isgs.uiuc.edu/dinos/gallery/chris/velociraptor.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 and if it wasnt illegal this would be my pet... http://www.benechemodels.com/graphics/site/j_lo_awards/full_size/pic_1.jpg'> she could sniff my crotch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-J.Handsome- Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 DazeOneMill called it, a white tiger would be the dopeness! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 Originally posted by Daze One Million in all honesty this is my dream pet http://www.growf.org/photos/aud-zoo-white-tiger-4.jpg'> montecore. watch out it'll attack you like it did to sigmund Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuck Ya'll Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 Where do you live, dowmagik? A dog at a pet store cost just as much. I've always had a thing for chimps since I was a kid. I blame Jane Goodall. I also love pudgy faced dogs like pugs and boxers. I miss my thug pugs. Last time I was in Las Vegas, my friend took me to like 4 different pet stores to find the perfect ferret. There was all kinds of crazy animals (Nevada has the right to sell exotic animals)... I even saw a bob cat in a cage in the backroom. I can't relate to my friend's ferret obsession, plus they fucking stink even when they are descented. Too bad my friend's dog tore the ferret apart only after a week of getting it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.HollaBack Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 hahahaha, daze you fucking retard! that animal up top is pretty cool looking, but damn thats a lot of money for a pet. personally I couldnt do it, even if i wanted to, I'd rather get a big screen tv even if I did have the money... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 IM SOFA KING WE TODD DID :lol: wonk saggin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 i'm a kinkyjew. just ask my girl. shalom, nukka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesboQueef Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 my dream pets arent the type of animals most would wish to keep. http://www.dannesdjur.com/bilder/gongylus_gongylodes_6.jpg'> Indian Rose Mantis (Gongylus gongylodes) http://www.dannesdjur.com/bilder/gongylus_gongylodes_8.jpg'> yes. its real. yes. its alive. yes. i want one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 aint that like a stick bug? and out of curiosity why such a unique pet? what is it about um? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 the mantii(?) dont seem like they'd live very long. my dream animal would be a cow the size of a mouse that had bird wings so it could fly. and i could fertilize my house plants with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 Originally posted by dowmagik this is going to be my next pet, its called a kinkajou. it has a tail like a monkey so it can hang upside down by its tail -- too cute. ive located a breeder but the little bastards cost $1800 for a hand fed baby. this thing is too cute and worth the money, hell, it will live for 30 years. any of you guys have dream pets? http://www.blue-n-gold.com/halfdan/kinkajouladder.jpg'> I don't know how much you know about raising exotics, but it's a bitch. They're cute, they're cuddly, but overall can be a pain. Handfed, yes, tame, probably not. I'm not sure if you live in the U.S. but getting a permit to own one of those, particularly in California is a biatch. 30 years is also a long time to have a pet... will you want it 30 years from now? Where would you keep it? Outside, depending on your weather, might be inhumane. Yet even the most tame of exotics have a difficult time being potty trained. Some are even particularly aggressive. Add in the fact that I think Kinkajous are primarily nocturnal... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesboQueef Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 http://www2.berry.edu/academics/science/offcampus/costarica2003/images/08-beetle.jpg'> http://www.thehoffmanfamily.com/images/david_album/big_beetle.jpg'> wouldnt mind one of these baddys either. rhinoceros beetle like fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesboQueef Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 aint that like a stick bug? and out of curiosity why such a unique pet? what is it about um? its a mantid actually...or "Praying Mantis" as a lot of peeps call them. ever see one eat? its the illest shit ever. they arent like most insect predators that run up on things and sting them then wait for them to die. mantids are "sit and wait" predators...when prey comes near they go into "stalk" mode like a viper, chameleon, or cat, and once the prey is in range it strikes with its 2 front legs (one of the fastest reflexes in the animal kingdom)..then slowly eats it. i've had a gravid (pregnant) female mantis that was so large and voracious that it struck a toad and half ate that poor fucker face-first before i found out and had to pry it out of the mantids grip and kill it as it was still alive with half a freakin head. in africa and asia where some species are know to reach over 9 inches in length female mantids have been documented picking humming birds out of the air mid-flight and eating the fucks. fun stuff. plus they come in all kinds of shapes and sizes and are easy to breed. yes, im a nerd. http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1930000/images/_1933375_mantis300.jpg'> http://kewl.phear.org/albums/nature/pr_jb198_dead_leaf_mantis.thumb.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLAYTONCROWN Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 Is it just me? or does that Kinkajew thing look too smart. Like it would fuck you up while you were sleeping if you didnt give it cookies... or whatever it likes eating. http://www.aardvarkarchie.com/pictures/images/bizarre/bizarre028.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 Originally posted by LesboQueef its a mantid actually...or "Praying Mantis" as a lot of peeps call them. ever see one eat? its the illest shit ever. they arent like most insect predators that run up on things and sting them then wait for them to die. mantids are "sit and wait" predators...when prey comes near they go into "stalk" mode like a viper, chameleon, or cat, and once the prey is in range it strikes with its 2 front legs (one of the fastest reflexes in the animal kingdom)..then slowly eats it. i've had a gravid (pregnant) female mantis that was so large and voracious that it struck a toad and half ate that poor fucker face-first before i found out and had to pry it out of the mantids grip and kill it as it was still alive with half a freakin head. in africa and asia where some species are know to reach over 9 inches in length female mantids have been documented picking humming birds out of the air mid-flight and eating the fucks. fun stuff. plus they come in all kinds of shapes and sizes and are easy to breed. yes, im a nerd. yea ive seen some mantis' eat, it is crazy....i remember seeing one at recess way back when in elementary school....funny shit all the kids were surrounding it watching it just chill in the grass or what ever...then some kid stepped on it :rolleyes: but anyway man you aint no nerd you just know what you like http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted March 25, 2004 Author Share Posted March 25, 2004 Re: Re: $1800 - too much for a pet? Originally posted by Fugazi I don't know how much you know about raising exotics, but it's a bitch. They're cute, they're cuddly, but overall can be a pain. Handfed, yes, tame, probably not. I'm not sure if you live in the U.S. but getting a permit to own one of those, particularly in California is a biatch. 30 years is also a long time to have a pet... will you want it 30 years from now? Where would you keep it? Outside, depending on your weather, might be inhumane. Yet even the most tame of exotics have a difficult time being potty trained. Some are even particularly aggressive. Add in the fact that I think Kinkajous are primarily nocturnal... i know a guy that owns one and ive handled his and its friendly. everything ive read says they are friendly if you get them as a baby. im not going to purchase it until i move into a new house. and yes, they are nocturnal but can be trained to sleep at night and be awake during the day. ive read that they routinely shit/pee around 10 minutes after they wake up and then theyre fine after that for the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 i always wanted a small monkey, and if i get the money i would proly buy one...or at lest look into it... you also know with a monkey you can pull 50 chicks a week... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Fuck Ya'll Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 Originally posted by Coffie Crave i always wanted a small monkey, and if i get the money i would proly buy one...or at lest look into it... On Jane Goodall's website, you can be a "chimpanzee guardian". You sponsor a poor chimp who's habitat has been destroyed or who's family has been poached for bushmeat trade. I'd like to be a chimp guardian, but I'm still not convinced it's not a bunch of bullshit... http://commerce.janegoodall.org/store/image.php?productid=9'> "Petit Prince is the youngest orphan at the Tchimpounga Sanctuary. He is still very insecure and often wakes in the night." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre$Loco$ Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 unless its a male blue american pit that breathes fire and shits gold $1800 is way to much for some tiny monkey that cant do squat except look pretty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 fugazi's right. my girl's friend had her heart set on getting a pet monkey, and she ended up needing to take half a dozen tests and needed to be licensed to do basic emergency veterinary care on it and had to do all this other crazy crap too. after she got certified and passed all the tests and whatever she just ended up getting a cat. it died in like three weeks and she's sworn off pets since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PalestineOne Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 shit I cant even take care of myself. But then again, if I had the money to get a brookfield zoo animal, I guess Id have the money to get someone to take care of the thing and train it and shit too. then again that would mean Id have to get a pet and a fucking human along with it. so in the end, fuck it, Ill go to the zoo damned if you do damned if you dont (thanks far side thread) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earmuffs Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 i'm planning on getting this cat http://www.webster.edu/~cscp5220/rtrillas/cats/himi.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gfreshsushi Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 why? so everything you own can end up with a thin layer of white fur all over it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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