VANDALISTIKO Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 big fucking whoop, im turning 18 this saturday, now what the fuck do i get?...other than having a permanent record, being arrested for underage sluts, buying cigars for minors, buying porn at mvc, what the hell do i get?..anybody, tell me please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 the satisfaction that you lasted another year without dying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 you can buy beer now........... oh wait you have that 21 law in the us........ hahahaha too bad for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JIGSAW Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 move out...good strip clubs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 ok dude, i turned 18 a few weeks ago. so far i have: bought porno gotten a tattoo i'm moving out on saturday i've gone to an 18+ show its not as big a deal as you'd think. i'm gonna hit the strip clubs this weekend too. and dude, rejoice that you're alive. this shit only happens once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy you can buy beer now........... oh wait you have that 21 law in the us........ hahahaha too bad for you. Hahahahaha....don't worry, we'll drink some for you:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 I know this trick where you just tell everyone that you're sixteen. That way, you can still pull the young chicks. Don't be too cheesy, like if your 23 or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Move on from Junior High and start working on getting with High School girls now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L*S*D Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 18=moving the fuck out (for me at least) I second the stripclub notion as well. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 u can buy fags.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 18 with a bullet. ahh those were the days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 you can buy a shotgun at walmart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 "i got my finger on the trigger, ima pull it" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 you can do like I do sometimes to the hood rat 13 year olds in my neighborhood and charge them $5 for a pack of smokes that costs you $2.50....thats a $2.50 cent profit for each little shit head...I made $20 doing that once...8 of em wanted a pack of smokes each. muhahaha!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 packs are $2.50 out there... fuck... maybe i won't have to quit smoking when i'm traveling... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 you can go to a kick ass aceyalone show like i did tonight and buy tobacco products incalifornia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 it's the goddamn california taxes. besides Zack's in tabacco country. I heard they give packs away @ highschool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Originally posted by vinyl junkie packs are $2.50 out there... fuck... maybe i won't have to quit smoking when i'm traveling... at some gas stations smokes are cheaper than shit at ciggerette outlets...the other day I got some turkish jades for 2.85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ilikeskulls. Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 you get the grow up and be responsible now...get a job,pay taxes,get married,have children,kill children and then eat children...you know the normal stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wintersouls Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 YO BUY A PACK OF BUTTS CHEWING TOBACCO AND CIGAR AND HAVE YOURSELF A FUCKING TOBACCO PAAHHHTY YO :idea: :idea: :idea: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT I know this trick where you just tell everyone that you're sixteen. That way, you can still pull the young chicks. Don't be too cheesy, like if your 23 or something. Fuck, theres my problem??!! Whats so great about a 5 year old girl? Flip er over and it feels just like a 6 year old boy...;) did i say that right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HELLSATAN Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 $2.50 for a pack of smokes......fukkin christ i pay 7.50 for a god damned pack of cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 i pay 4.00, but go buy PORN! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DVISE GRPHk Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Im lookin forward to turnin 18 I cant wait strip clubs, and all that other bullshit im sure it wont be as fun a few months from now but fuck it ill enjoy if for now. DVISE ONE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 I don't care what anyone says, the Budweiser I'm currently enjoying is kicking your ass. Beer, El mamerro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8burner Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 ive been 18 for a while...no difference here.i was doing the same shit when i was 16....excpet i dont have an id so i cant get in strip clubs or buy smokes...i dont smoek so thats all good.....no little fuckers making me buy there shit...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 Originally posted by Dirty_habiT Don't be too cheesy, like if your 23 or something. well then count me out. :o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 turning eighteen for me was no big whoop too...i was doing the same shit anyways...i bought a lotto ticket thats about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 I've never been to the strip club. What's a lap dance? I get to touch boobs for free. If I wanted to pay for them, I buy a ziplock and fill it with some silicon window caulk. This is me not paying to see boobs at any age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheps Posted June 27, 2002 Share Posted June 27, 2002 The only thing I remember about my 18th b-day was getting laid and graduating high school a month later. Couldnt wait to graduate high school, now im in college and I wouldnt want to go back to high school if I had the choice. College is too much fun, alotta hard work too, but its for good causes. 18 was my year of reflection with graduation and shit. It was my first year of college and when I gave my gf of 2 1/2 years the axe for good reasons. Changes. :dazed: -A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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