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ha ha, I've been living off my severance pay for days now

 

but anyway, tommorrow night i am taking my fifth grade crush out on a date....as the thread title suggests, this has been 18 years in the making....I just recently looked her up and she seemed pretty amped to hear from me.

 

Full report on how it went to follow

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no lie. last summer i smashed the girl i had a crush on in fifth grade. we haden't seen one another since the 7th grade and she moved away. i ran into her with my boy's now ex-girlfriend and it turns out they are cousins, we kicked it that night and deto kicked it like a mule. wonk. last i heard, she got preggers, but thankfully, not by The Deets. wheew! but congrats, and have a happy smashing lenso, ol' boy. keep it real, keep it handsome.

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You lucky duck. I recently ran into my 5th grade crush, and she looked as smashable as ever.

 

On a side note, I also ran into my tenth grade crush, who was drunk, and was totally trying to get with the 'banger, and was displeased to hear that I was still with my lady of many years.

 

Fuck her. She had her chance.

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I met my 7th grade crush once on a trip to the homeland. She was fat and had kids, and was unmarried. Shame, she used to be so pretty.

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ha ha, I've been living off my severance pay for days now

 

but anyway, tommorrow night i am taking my fifth grade crush out on a date....as the thread title suggests, this has been 18 years in the making....I just recently looked her up and she seemed pretty amped to hear from me.

 

Full report on how it went to follow

 

IS SHE ASIAN AGAIN??????

 

YOU NEED TO TRY SOME OTHER FLAVAS BRO.

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i saw a girl from high school a while back, back in the day she was considered really fine (i'd agree), but when i saw her 4-5 years later she had gotten so fat that i didn't even recognize her when she said my name in a store. it was scary, i thought she wanted to eat me.

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Be sure to bring your camera and post up good details about it. I can picture lens taking pictures and taking notes.

 

Girl: WTF are you doing

Lens: o im documenting this

Girl: for what?

Lens: To let my internet buddys know what happend before is SMASHED it.

Girl: Smashed?

Lens: ummm....................... nevermind.

 

lol

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So....

 

I see there are so questions and the like....

 

 

Believe it or not, this girl isn;t asian....she's persian and italian....a saucy mix for sure.

 

chick was my first serious crush ever.....I mean, the basis by which all other crushes in the following years were based.

 

It's a whirlwind night....first stop is this restaurant....

laMediterranean-03.jpg really nice...I got a nice corner booth on lockdown. Afterwards we're meeting ym cousin and his wife at a Jazz club.....

 

It's weird not taking an asian girl out but fuck me man...I came to the realization there's so much more out there on the buffet line than just the chow mein and spicy tuna rolls.

 

Hmmm, i will see about flicks but not likely seeing as how my digital camera is on the zero battery power tip right now.

 

On another note....8 am job interview tommorrow.....if I get it, i will have an epic power base in San Francisco

 

Not working is nice....I wonder if my boss found my massive MP3 vault and asian porno stash on my old hard drive yet?

 

 

And yes, this whole situation tonight is not unlike some weird romantic comedy. Hair gel anyone?

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Oh, and the funny thing is earlier I went to a cell phone place to get a charger for my phone and there was this slutty little asian girl working there who gave ol Lens the digits....

 

 

.....so having lot's of options is a nice thing.

 

 

Yes yes 12oz, i know....a thread is worth so much more with pictures...I will do my best.....but with a horny asian girl, an old flame and a crazy high level interview to attend it's going to be a tough assignment

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