Gunm Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ha ha, I've been living off my severance pay for days now but anyway, tommorrow night i am taking my fifth grade crush out on a date....as the thread title suggests, this has been 18 years in the making....I just recently looked her up and she seemed pretty amped to hear from me. Full report on how it went to follow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 i'm wating for somebody to say "pee in her butt". pics? not at the piss thing though. unless you want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 haha.. i quit circuit city over a year ago.. and theres some glitch in payroll.. so ive gotten 3 checks since then.. 2 of which i have recieved in the past 3 months. im not complaining. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 no lie. last summer i smashed the girl i had a crush on in fifth grade. we haden't seen one another since the 7th grade and she moved away. i ran into her with my boy's now ex-girlfriend and it turns out they are cousins, we kicked it that night and deto kicked it like a mule. wonk. last i heard, she got preggers, but thankfully, not by The Deets. wheew! but congrats, and have a happy smashing lenso, ol' boy. keep it real, keep it handsome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 She's Asian, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 she?? i figured it would be a boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 it is neither he nor she. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_nightcrawler Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 nice one LENS. good luck with that. She asian? got flicks? hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ...him, dating an asian!?!??! naaaah. ya don't say!? *sarcasm* on a serious note. you lucked out. my early school years crush has 3kids, 2 x husbands and a real bad titty job. but goodluck in your conquests. be handsome with it my nigga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deptronik Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 just to referance back a bit...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 this story is blockbuster teen movie material. hope it works out like in the movies. you might have to watch her date the footy player for a few days while you get real depressed. but it will work out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 new job, new giner.... lenso livin it up.... nice.... pics? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 You lucky duck. I recently ran into my 5th grade crush, and she looked as smashable as ever. On a side note, I also ran into my tenth grade crush, who was drunk, and was totally trying to get with the 'banger, and was displeased to hear that I was still with my lady of many years. Fuck her. She had her chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 I met my 7th grade crush once on a trip to the homeland. She was fat and had kids, and was unmarried. Shame, she used to be so pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny ballbags Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ive run into lots of broads from back in the day that went from smash to trash.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 good luck lens.. I just want my ex back. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 smash it like gallagher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WEAK CRACKUH ` Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 ha ha, I've been living off my severance pay for days now but anyway, tommorrow night i am taking my fifth grade crush out on a date....as the thread title suggests, this has been 18 years in the making....I just recently looked her up and she seemed pretty amped to hear from me. Full report on how it went to follow IS SHE ASIAN AGAIN?????? YOU NEED TO TRY SOME OTHER FLAVAS BRO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 i saw a girl from high school a while back, back in the day she was considered really fine (i'd agree), but when i saw her 4-5 years later she had gotten so fat that i didn't even recognize her when she said my name in a store. it was scary, i thought she wanted to eat me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 IS SHE ASIAN AGAIN?????? YOU NEED TO TRY SOME OTHER FLAVAS BRO. WHY? IF YOU KNOW YOU LIKE DULCHE DE LECHE ARE YOU GOING TO BUY CHOCOLATE CHIP SWIRL? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 "you aint gon get none, bet u aint gon get none,bet you aint gon get none, i hope you dont get none" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerillaeye Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 WHY? IF YOU KNOW YOU LIKE DULCHE DE LECHE ARE YOU GOING TO BUY CHOCOLATE CHIP SWIRL? ^spoken like a prophet^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 i thought this thread would be about his lil asian neighbor finally turning 18 for him to smash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 thanks guerrilla! lol looks like i beat u in hittin the "post quick reply button" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syre Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Be sure to bring your camera and post up good details about it. I can picture lens taking pictures and taking notes. Girl: WTF are you doing Lens: o im documenting this Girl: for what? Lens: To let my internet buddys know what happend before is SMASHED it. Girl: Smashed? Lens: ummm....................... nevermind. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Mobb Deep - Hit It From The Back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 22, 2006 Author Share Posted June 22, 2006 So.... I see there are so questions and the like.... Believe it or not, this girl isn;t asian....she's persian and italian....a saucy mix for sure. chick was my first serious crush ever.....I mean, the basis by which all other crushes in the following years were based. It's a whirlwind night....first stop is this restaurant.... really nice...I got a nice corner booth on lockdown. Afterwards we're meeting ym cousin and his wife at a Jazz club..... It's weird not taking an asian girl out but fuck me man...I came to the realization there's so much more out there on the buffet line than just the chow mein and spicy tuna rolls. Hmmm, i will see about flicks but not likely seeing as how my digital camera is on the zero battery power tip right now. On another note....8 am job interview tommorrow.....if I get it, i will have an epic power base in San Francisco Not working is nice....I wonder if my boss found my massive MP3 vault and asian porno stash on my old hard drive yet? And yes, this whole situation tonight is not unlike some weird romantic comedy. Hair gel anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 22, 2006 Author Share Posted June 22, 2006 Oh, and the funny thing is earlier I went to a cell phone place to get a charger for my phone and there was this slutty little asian girl working there who gave ol Lens the digits.... .....so having lot's of options is a nice thing. Yes yes 12oz, i know....a thread is worth so much more with pictures...I will do my best.....but with a horny asian girl, an old flame and a crazy high level interview to attend it's going to be a tough assignment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 22, 2006 Share Posted June 22, 2006 Smash da hoe edito - my 2nd or 3rd grade crush turned into a mega bustdown crackhead bitch. she only busts down for gangbangers/thugs types. i wish i could meet my 7th or 8th grade crushes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 22, 2006 Author Share Posted June 22, 2006 the fifth grade one will take some diplomacy....the slutty asian at the cell phone place...patience and drugs. No problemo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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