Poop Man Bob Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 http://www.nationalpost.com/artslife/story...ED-4E775871D21E Just ask Hilary Her fans want advice about sex and drugs. We had a pressing question of our own Aaron Wherry National Post http://www.newsoftheday.com/fark/lizzie.jpg'> It was the New York Observer that first boosted sweet and wholesome Hilary Duff's mammary glands into the popular discourse three weeks ago with a story titled "Lizzie's McGuires." "Ms. Duff's image has been all around town, in subway and bus-stop Lizzie McGuire Movie posters, which depict her in an exuberant, tippy-toe pose," the Observer observed, "and she's causing something of a stir, because people who don't know the first thing about Lizzie McGuire now can't stop talking about her perky, enthusiastic ... boobs." One expert labelled them "suspiciously high," while another likened them to tennis balls. While speculating on digital or physical enhancement, the article ventured that Lizzie's new-found bust might be a marketing ploy aimed at attracting "shifty-looking older men in raincoats" to the theatre. Relaxing in her downtown suite at one of Toronto's more luxurious hotels, clad in a snug but in no way inappropriate pink sweatsuit, after a chaotic day of publicity that we'll get to later, Duff could only laugh off the speculation. "I feel so bad for Britney Spears now," Duff said, noting the last pubescent female celebrity to endure this kind of speculation. "It's so weird because I'm 15 years old. Legally, I don't think any doctor would give you a boob job at 15 years old, nor do I want one. And obviously I think you can tell by looking at me that I haven't had a boob job. It's weird, but it's almost complimentary in a way -- people are spending their time trying to make up stuff about that." The comparison doesn't quite work, though. From her first moment in the public eye, Spears flaunted her sexuality with sexed-up schoolgirl uniforms and striptease dance routines. Duff, conversely, has built her reputation on innocence and virtue: She is as loved by eight- to 10-year-old girls as she is by their parents, who endorse her as a positive role model for young women. It's this pure and decent Duff, synonymous now with her onscreen alter ego, Lizzie, who was responsible for that hectic day of publicity in Toronto, culminating in a shriek-filled appearance at a local Wal-Mart (itself a standard-bearer of all that is good and right in the world). Saturday, a day that would bring word of failed contract talks with Disney -- effectively severing her ties with the Lizzie McGuire character -- began quietly enough at the hotel. Though she had stayed up late the night before (i.e., midnight) playing cards, Duff was up and about promptly at 8. By noon, freshly made-up and conservatively clad in a long-sleeved blue top and beige pants, Duff greeted her first fan of the day just outside the hotel lobby -- a suspiciously older young man bearing a bouquet of flowers and a poster to be signed. After stopping to pose for a few pictures, she was off in a chauffeured van along with her bodyguard Troy, a big, bald, black Yale-educated man as affable as he is imposing, and her manager, Andre, a long-haired German man with a thick accent who has made a career of teen idols, including the Backstreet Boys, 'N Sync and, less notably, ATC. Alongside, as always, was mother Susan, an exuberant Texan who accompanies her daughter on all road trips, and who grabs your arm when she speaks. Much to the teenager's dismay, she enjoys recounting embarrassing moments from Hilary's younger days. "She's my everything," Duff says of the mother who has helped direct her career and that of her older sister, a budding singing star. "Her whole life is me and my sister." There was a stop at Starbucks, and then it was off to Wal-Mart. After a security-escorted stroll through linens and children's toys, Duff found herself in garden supplies, her public anxiously awaiting her arrival outside. Stepping through the door into sunshine that seemed to have broken through the dreary day just for her, Duff was greeted with the kind of screaming pandemonium generally reserved for boy bands and Communist dictators. About a thousand girly munchkins had begun lining up at 7 a.m. for this 2 p.m. autograph session. Some hadn't even bothered with the autograph line and were instead stacked four and five deep behind metal barricades. Others stood on top of vans, shopping carts or anything else they could find, just to get a glimpse of the ever-smiling, ever-waving Miss Duff (one unfortunate young girl would later require an ambulance after falling from her perch). Those lucky enough to share 10 to 15 seconds with her while she signed their pictures, posters and CDs walked away shaking or crying. "It's so unreal. I'm just a normal kid like they are. And it's just kind of weird that people are standing there screaming my name," Duff said afterward. "And it's so cool at the same time. It's very rewarding." It is girls like these who have logged on to Duff's Web site in large numbers and contributed to a popular Ask Hilary feature, in which confused and curious kids inquire about sex, drugs, family and everything in between (including Duff's relationship with kiddie pop star Aaron Carter, brother of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter; it's "not serious," Duff assures). "Sometimes I'm a little overwhelmed by their questions, but I'm going through the same things they are," Duff said. "It's really cool in a way. It makes me feel honoured that someone I don't even know would share such personal information with me. It makes me feel like more of a friend than them being fans of mine. And I'm glad that kids are open about when are they ready to have sex and whether they should do drugs, or who I'm dating or questions about their boyfriend or family life. Sometimes kids are shy to talk to their best friend or parents about it." A little over an hour after she had arrived, it was time for Duff to make her exit, and after pausing to greet those still pressed anxiously against the barricades (much to the dismay of her bodyguard, the 20-member private security team and at least two Toronto police officers on hand to maintain order), Duff made a mad dash through the fenced-in garden centre, the crowd now chasing her as she went. As Duff scrambled into a waiting van, her pint-sized pursuers were kept at bay just long enough to ensure a safe exit -- some still chasing the vehicle on foot as it sped away. Duff and her team are surely hoping the end of Lizzie McGuire won't eventually mean an end to such rabid reactions to her presence in public. Saturday morning, the Los Angeles Times had broken the news that talks between Duff and Disney had broken down. The sticking point was apparently money, but the whispered word is that Duff wants to move forward with her career and expand her appeal beyond the much talked about tweens. Duff is currently shooting Cheaper by the Dozen for 20th Century Fox and is also tabbed to star in the Warner Bros. film The Cinderella Story. Her clothing and makeup lines are already in production and her debut album will be released in the fall (several Duff songs were included on The Lizzie McGuire Movie soundtrack). In a sense, she's already something of a mini-J.Lo. The trick will be negotiating her clean-cut image as she makes her way toward womanhood and, consequently, a more adult audience -- the current boob job speculation symptomatic of this often difficult transition. "I don't think anyone gets into the business to become famous, and if they do that's not a good reason why. I really love to work, I love to act, I like to sing, I like to do all different kinds of things, and I like to stay really busy. But I never imagined this." I know this is a useless thread. Be http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon23.gif'> and relax. She's 15. But hot. Ahh .. what a world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 i'm telling you, i would fuck the shit out of her and suck her titties. not even playing. she's hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 28, 2003 Author Share Posted May 28, 2003 http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JM27.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shoekeys Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 She looks like she's 28..... I heard her moms is a stage mom in the worst way.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XxSugarxX Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 you guys have some serious problems...shes old enough to almost be a daughter to some of you probably..... that's kinda... sick..... and if she were to get implants, i think she wouldve at least tried for something a little, eh.. larger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 28, 2003 Author Share Posted May 28, 2003 WALTER: "Fifteen-year-olds, Dude." http://www.start.no/quiz/2002/04/10-5197-1.jpeg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 i still want to fuck her. btw: watch battle royale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 it would be cool to ream out her tight hole with one of those big sausages http://www.bowiejerky.com/images/summersausage.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B_As_In_Bot Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 that cheese better be tillamook.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 i'd do her. on jay leno she was talking about how she really likes cars, and then she said, "im really into hummers!"...... everyone started laughing histerically. good stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by uncle-boy i'd do her. on jay leno she was talking about how she really likes cars, and then she said, "im really into hummers!"...... everyone started laughing histerically. good stuff. i seen that :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_gooch Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 she is yummy and yes, i know i am a perv.........haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 http://members.aol.com/lilsweets2534/images/hil.gif'> She looks like an airline stewardess fucked a zombie from Resident Evil and than proceeded to chain smoke for 13 years starting at the ripe age of two. http://www.tvtome.com/images/people/10/5/93-12403-sm.jpg'> The ex-playboy model turned millionaire oxycotton popping rhinocerous look and last but not least: WHICH CHARACTER ARE YOU? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Europe Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Didnt know, now I do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 in the words of homer simpson "cant get enough of that wonderfull Duff". shes mine boys. stand back... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Dude, she's going through puberty, of course her tits are growing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by destroya i'm telling you, i would fuck the shit out of her and suck her titties. not even playing. she's hot. I heard she was 18..shes 15:( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BROWNer Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 too fluffy cutesy. fame would suck ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. "I'm sorry, sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer. I'll smell it and order from there." A little confused, the owner walks over to the dirty dish pile and picks up a greasy fork. He returns to the blind man's table and hands it to him. The blind man puts the fork to his nose and takes in a deep breath. "Ah, yes, that's what I'll have -- meatloaf and mashed potatoes." Unbelievable, the owner thinks as he walks towards the kitchen. The cook happens to be the owner's wife. He tells her what had just happened. http://www.jokes2000.com/pics/illustrations/9420.gif'> The blind man eats his meal and leaves. Several days later, the blind man returns and the owner mistakenly brings him a menu again. "Sir, remember me? I'm the blind man." "I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. I'll go get you a dirty fork." The owner retrieves a dirty fork and brings it to the blind man. After another deep breath, the blind man says, "That smells great. I'll take the macaroni and cheese with broccoli." Walking away in disbelief, the owner thinks the blind man is screwing around with him and tells his wife that the next time the blind man comes in he's going to test him. The blind man eats and leaves. He returns the following week, but this time the owner sees him coming and runs to the kitchen. He tells his wife, "Mary, rub this fork on your panties before I take it to the blind man." Mary complies and hands her husband the fork. As the blind man walks in and sits down, the owner is ready and waiting. "Good afternoon, sir, this time I remembered you and I already have the fork ready for you." The blind man puts the fork to his nose, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Hey I didn't know that Mary worked here..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SayOne Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob WALTER: "Fifteen-year-olds, Dude." http://www.start.no/quiz/2002/04/10-5197-1.jpeg'> that's too funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 this is the best post ever Originally posted by Poop Man Bob WALTER: "Fifteen-year-olds, Dude." http://www.start.no/quiz/2002/04/10-5197-1.jpeg'> hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted May 28, 2003 Share Posted May 28, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo Dude, she's going through puberty, of course her tits are growing. you know, that what i thought too but it seems that a lotta other people have other ideas.. whatever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOR Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 whyd that fag talk shit then go so far out of his way to get pictures of her off the internet..either hes really into her or he has NO life...what a fucking idiot.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 http://www.ycdtotv.de/img99/c6_64.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by uncle-boy i'd do her. :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 i just read she split from disney, so no more Lizzie McGuire shows. oh well. 3 years and shes in porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krook Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 Originally posted by ctrl+alt+del 3 years and shes in porn. :smiles: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted May 29, 2003 Share Posted May 29, 2003 or at least in maxim with the chick from 8 simple rules for a teenage daughter. these 2 are tied on my list of up and coming hot ass chicks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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