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15 mistakes girls make during sex.....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DETO, Jun 13, 2002.

  1. DETO

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    15 mistakes girls make during sex.....

    Discussion started by DETO - Jun 13, 2002

    i'll start off and everyone add to the list


    1. they suck on your dick for like 5 minutes and wanna stop. if we try and stop they be grabbin my head and shit, lock me in there with there legs. i don't mind i like doing it, just they need to suck till we nut too.

    "if ya jaw hurtin' before sqirtin' you are the weakest link, goodbye!"
     
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  2. --zeSto--

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    you're asking for touble wth this one.

    2) - If it's that time of the month... let you partner know!
    He may be cool with whatever, but a suprise will probably kill the mood.
     
  3. DETO

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    DETO - Replied Jun 13, 2002

    4. tease the fuck out of you and not do anything leavin you lyin' there fiendin' for pussy.
     
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    buttercup - Replied Jun 13, 2002

    Oh for chrissakes, way to go boys! you managed to make the things listed so far EVEN MORE MUNDANE and PEDESTRIAN than the other thread! Not exactly proving a point, is it?

    eejits





    ANYWAY, in my experience.....


    A) Long nails. If you are going to shag other women, cut your fucking nails

    B) Oral Sex is *not* the be-all and end-all of lesbian sex.

    C) "Fisting" does not (usually) mean fucking someone with your *closed* fist.....

    D)Just because you are used to lying on your back during sex doesn't mean you'll get away with it with me :king:
     
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    ^ sorry bodice... but I was trying to make a valid point, not a sad aptempt at humour like the previous list.
     
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    5. riding back and forth instead of up and down. it doesnt work if the penis is all the way in and shes going back and forth with her pelvis, it just hurts.
     
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    AeRoSoL JuNkiE - Replied Jun 13, 2002

    6.) shitting on your chest!:mad:
     
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    nah, not you. I know what you mean. I was thinking more of the super-predictable "Why won't you suck our dicks when ever we want, for as long as we want?" shite.

    Men and Women need to understand this: oral sex is not a right. some people aren't into it. Deal with is and don't whine like babies.
     
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    5) they don't swollow
    6) they are inhibited and don't wanna try anything different (these are the same types that think porn is gross)
    7)gigantic bush (if you don't wanna shave, at least trim it shorter)
     
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    buttercup - Replied Jun 13, 2002

    you're right. Not liking porn is *our* fault. It isn't because porn is produced with men in mind. Why can't we just get off on men enjoying themselves? Why can't we just identify with cumshots? are we so inhibited?


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    ^ I see what you mean about this thread bodice.

    The common denominator is set really low in here.
     
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    i'm turned on by what turns on women. erotica-so called women's porn-turns me on. i've known many women to watch "male" porn. i've made this comment because these women that watch "male" porn are the ones that try many different things and are not inhibited.
     
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    buttercup - Replied Jun 13, 2002

    Dyptheria

    Surely you aren't trying to suggest that the vast majority of porn films aren't aimed exclusively at men?

    Its a well documented fact that women just aren't as visually oriented when it comes to sex as men are. It isn't about being inhibited, we *are* actually different to men...............Expecting a girl to "get into" a porn like you do is unreasonable. If she's big into it, she is definitely the exception to the rule honey

    as for the "I like erotica" comment - that would make *you* the exception to the rule. With all the masturbation references on this board, I can't recall one involving written erotica. No doubt this statement will draw one or two.............but there weren't any that I saw prior to this..........................
     
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    I never said I didn't like porn, I do as it happens. But that doesn't make me the norm, I'm the only girl I know who watches it independantly of a boyfriend..............
     
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