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12oz Most Eligable Bachelor.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Jimmy Jump, Jun 5, 2006.

  1. Jimmy Jump

    Jimmy Jump Member

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    i got drunk and threw up in the pool.
    as i paddled my floatie ashore, i noticed my discman slowly sinking to the pool floor.

    it was a pretty good weekend.
     
  2. swedish erotica

    swedish erotica Banned

    Joined: Jan 17, 2006 Messages: 1,758 Likes Received: 2
    i'd stop the world to melt with you.
     
  3. RumPuncher

    RumPuncher Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 4, 2005 Messages: 4,500 Likes Received: 5
    ummm..... dont tell my girlfriend
     
  4. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    I obviously know how to treat a lady, see my thread.
     
  5. viperface

    viperface Elite Member

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  6. Oliver Clothesoff

    Oliver Clothesoff Banned

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    u might have to explain a discman some people wernt around for those
     
  7. Jimmy Jump

    Jimmy Jump Member

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  8. Jimmy Jump

    Jimmy Jump Member

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    indeed, but you failed to mention the effectiveness of vomit breathe. chikcs love the sweet tang of vomit on their man's breath.
     
  9. 1/4FareMetrocard

    1/4FareMetrocard 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Feb 6, 2006 Messages: 12,962 Likes Received: 690
    dont forget they love it when you carry krink on you 24/7
     
  10. Jimmy Jump

    Jimmy Jump Member

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    you better keep your girl away from my pool...i am a vision sprawled out drunk on a pool floatie at 11:00 in the morning.

    [​IMG]
     
  11. podrido

    podrido Veteran Member

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    y9ou own a discman?
    its all about the underwater walkmans
     
  12. Jimmy Jump

    Jimmy Jump Member

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    owned a disman. that shit is a sunken treasure now.
     
  13. El Mamerro

    El Mamerro Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Feb 4, 2001 Messages: 14,718 Likes Received: 225
    I bought an amp last week. Sorry to ruin the fun for you guys, but that places me well in the lead.
     
  14. AyeBee

    AyeBee Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 7, 2006 Messages: 5,798 Likes Received: 29
    I would be most eligable if it wasn't for my girlfriend that would kill any other bitch who touched me

    On a random side note, my girl gained a few pounds and all of it went to her ass...gotta love when shit like that happens
     
  15. Harvey Wallbanger

    Harvey Wallbanger Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 13, 2004 Messages: 8,567 Likes Received: 400
    Yeah, my girlfriend has been complaining that she's "getting fat", when in actuality her tits just got bigger. Cool by me.
     
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