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12oz Houseparty. (NO JOKE)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by JoeyLawrence, Mar 26, 2002.

  1. JoeyLawrence

    JoeyLawrence New Jack

    Joined: Dec 29, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0
    Ok....Theres this kid that lives on the same street as me and hes a complete psycho. i mean, his name is phil and hes from chicago and hes trainhopped across america a few times, was born in italy, parties with transvestite circus midgets in canada, lived in a rental shed in florida while hanging out with limp bizkit and is currently touring the united states and then europe with his "outta the fishbowl" musical group and some bizarre russian party death glam rock jazz quartet. Anyyyways, he lives with a homosexual raver named ryan from Los Angeles, and a huge ass eskimo from alaska who handcarves battleaxes and this crazy fat girl who hates herself and thinks shes like martha stewart. Sooo, um yeah, Im thinking about throwing a 12oz house party there. At this nuts house. It'll be rad. Lotsa wierd things goin on, tons of alcohol and tofu for the vegans. we're thinkin about getting a bunch of escorts for entertainment and having a local punkband come to ensure police presence. Im putting a phonecall into the olsen twin's publicist and also inviting corey haim to do an autograph session (although i heard he charges $10 for his signature). If you are down to come to this house party, it'll be sometime in may and you gotta bring a bunch of oriental hookers or alcohol to gain entry.

    p.s. the location will be disclosed one week prior to the event.
  2. Wilt

    Wilt Guest

    im so fucking there...as long as i can bring my fetal clad army of cannibal sumo wrestlers with prosthetic legs...
  3. NoamChomsky

    NoamChomsky Guest

    Sounds cool,I was so pissed that I missed Scribble Jam this year I promised myself next time something tight came up id go whatever the cost.P.S. I will bring the "entertainers".
  4. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 4
    Ill bring by pet midget.
  5. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,307 Likes Received: 114
    Oh god, i hope yours is male...


    Just think of the profit..$$$:D
  6. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    oh shit! im there!

  7. vinyl junkie

    vinyl junkie Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 17, 2002 Messages: 4,725 Likes Received: 0
    if you live where i think you live, and yer being for real, then i am so fucking down...
  8. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    so whose paying my plane ticket ?
  9. nocalfr8tr

    nocalfr8tr Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2001 Messages: 371 Likes Received: 0
    i'm all over this one

    oriental hookers...got that covered!
  10. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    sorry,i wont be there....
  11. platapie

    platapie Guest

    man id be there if there wasnt an ocean inbetween you fucking jerks.
  12. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    yeah,but i'll be there for a different occasion...DEVILUSH'S stuff.thought it would be cool...plus i need a good reasont ot go back to califas.
  13. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    sounds good, but does someone wanna spot me a return plane ticket?
  14. JoeyLawrence

    JoeyLawrence New Jack

    Joined: Dec 29, 2001 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 0

    devilush will not be invited. she is married. this is a sluts only party.

    jk. her and **** can come. they can get drunk and me and **** can have pushup wars while devilush bakes cookies for all the saigon whores and midget wrestlers.:crazy:
  15. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest