12oz FAMILIE$+

I was thinking the other day for good ideas for threads.... yeah I actually think about the threads I post at times. Anyhow, I was sitting here wondering what everyone else's families are like. You can better understand a person if you know where they came from.

DHABZ family:

I'm the oldest of seven kids. So I live in a big family. 5 of which are my mom's and 2 are my step brother's. There's not a whole lot to tell about my family except everyone kinda gets along and things run like clock work around here. We never have any problems getting any chores done... and I barely ever have to do any chores because I can just threaten a little brother and he'll do it. I'm sure you know how it goes, "I'mma beat the shit out ya..." haha, I'm kidding. My mom is a house wife and her husband, my stepdad, busts his ass all day doing blue collar work. We rarely ever sit down for dinner at the same time anymore like we used to. Things are very lax in my household. We all kinda come and go as we please. It get's hard to respect other people's spaces some times. We live in a nice house, but at the same time I don't think it's big enough for us all to be living here.... it's not an immediate problem however.

Anyhow, I made this thread so some of you can describe kinda what it's like in a day in your life. Maybe other's may "feel" you more if they understand what you do and put up with from day to day. So, without posting incriminating or excessively personal info, describe your family.

--DhabZ

.. my mom and dad divorced when i was 5, dads ex military, moms a nerd...

family on my moms side is native american

my dads side is black, og high yellow

i have one half sister buy my mom and her boyfriend..she tuned five in august

my family on both sides arent really close we just sorta spread out all over america and play phone tag.

my dad grew up in indiana , my mom in north dakota

i grew up in california

my mom is a dork

i'm odd

my dad is a nerd with a short fuse

my grandmas on both sides are dead

my grandpa on my dads died of liver damage from drinking

my grandpa on my moms side is named hunpapa

my cousins on my moms side call themselves the original thugs(i think its just a ploy to get with white girls)

my cousins on my dads side all in college

my uncles and aunts on both sides are cool as hell

all family reunions end up witha huge fight and somebody in a hospital .

both my parents would kill me if i married a white girl

and i like to eat peanut butter out of the jar

i have 3 sisters, im the second child....my mother is a housewive who keeps herself busy, by working out in the yard....my father busts his ass to bring the butta home.

my older sister has two kids...and a fucked up relationship with her man

my little sisters are in skool.

im chillin at skool at the moment also killing time, and im sucka free at the moment.

fuck a spell check..

I emerged from a swamp on a planet I will refrain from naming. I was sent here to do something, but I have no fucking idea what it was. It is a pain in the ass. Seriously.

Really? Me too!

trained by Master Yoda?

Originally posted by fermentor666

Really? Me too!

LIAR

family....

i am 100% filipino. my parents are from different cultures from phillippines if that makes any sense to anyone. if you know any filipinos you'll know what i am talking about. they recently just split up about a year ago when my mother was cheating on my father. i finally came to terms with that. my father quickly separated from her and now they are living on their own. my father started dating, never told us. i guess he broke up with the slut as so my sister calls her. my mother started dating a guy because she deserves to be happy too. ever since i've moved out, it seems i'm the adult for them both. i've handled my fathers accouting for years now and whenever my mother has problems with my siblings, she's always calling me.

i am the eldest of three children. i am named after both my parents names. yes i do have two names in one full name. weird? no because it is a beautiful name.

the middle child is my sister. my partner for life. she's a clone of me. we're both dangerous when put together. we went to college together and we both finished off with an average of 3.8 gpa. she's my other half. i wouldnt know what i would do without her. people are kinda scared of us when were together. i dunno why i think its because we are both out spoken people who dont really give a shit aobut what other people think of us. i taught her well.

the youngest is my brother who is still in high school. awesome kid. he proved me wrong that smart children can be raised in san francisco. he's vice president of his class in high school, i think he's a junior. he was vice president last year as well. this year he is playing volleyball and looking for a good school to attend to when he graduates from high school. earlier this year he went to africa. he was chosen from an essay to help build homes in africa. this yea i think he is going to japan for a class to learn the culture better. he speaks japanese. he is the other half of my sister and i and we taught him well.

i'm an only child. born in the philippines, raised in california.

both parents divorced and remarried.

both are musicians. my dad used to draw naked ladies

and had nice handwriting; this i inherited from him.

dad lives in the philippines, i haven't seen him since 1988.

my mom and i are out here in california.

I have a younger brother, he's about 18 months younger than me. We have completely different interests and tastes, and I don't think we even look anything alike, but we are very close. We have the exact same sense of humour, which is good, because most people don't seem to get it. I don't mind hanging out with my brother, he's alright....

My parents both came from working class English families. My dad is an only child, and my mum is the third oldest of 8 kids. My dad's dad died when I was like, 3 or 4 years old, his mum died in around 1995ish. Both of my mum's parents are still kicking. We moved to Canada when I was 10 years old. My dad is a social worker, and my mum works in a school for the mentally handicapped. I have a huge extended family, but I'm only actually close with two of my cousins, mainly because my other cousins are older than me, younger than me, or were born after I moved away and I've never even met them. I only see my family every few years, it's really awkward and I doubt if I'll ever even talk to any of them again once my parents are out of the way.

There you go. Anything else?

^^^^ is it true that british peoples teeth automaticly start rotting once they hit 29 years old?

my mom and dad are still together. oldest of 3, one sister one brother. my brother has some how gotten the number to my credit card twice and bought porn on the internet. my sister got caught taking lewd pictures of herself and sending them to people on the internet. i got caught, when i was younger, purchasing a lot of electronics with random credit card numbers.

we dont really get along, but when i did live with them i saw them next to never, so it made it easily bearable. they still have a bunch of my sketchbooks and drawing utensils over there.

I'm a direct descendant of Egypt. I have no inheritance of anything but a crate of 45's from the 50's and 60's. So we are peasants and probably always will be.

Originally posted by MOOGLE?

^^^^ is it true that british peoples teeth automaticly start rotting once they hit 29 years old?

Yes. It's from all the black pudding everyone eats.....

i have a decently sized family

3 sisters

1 younger - is gonna be a senior in hs this year str8 a student...wants to write articles for magazines

2 older sisters- one is married with kids ( with a cool ass husband i used to paint with)

and my other older sister is just like me...a fuckin party animal

my dad is the chillest dude on the world....everybody everywhere i go knows him and loves him

my mom is chillz....havent lived with her in 12 years but see her all the time

my childhood dog died 2 days ago rip candy

thats pretty much it...or for the people i care for anyway

I am 100% El Salvadorian, i was born there and my family migrated to the united states during our countrys civil war. My father was a soldier and my mother an accountant during the war.

They came here and my father being illegal started working in construction, my mother took a job at a korean clothes factory.

When i was 4 my father got locked up, my mother raised us on her own, our stepfather came into the picture when i was 8, a little brother soon followed, so essentialy im the middle child, i have a sister that's a year older then me.

My mother started working as a chef along with my stepfather, our stepfather got his residency in this country and passed it onto us

essentially we graduated high school, i got my diploma and got agood job, im living better then most american born people but i think that's due to my family breaking our backs and not to anything else.

so yea, im happy.

that's my life condensed.

In my family, it goes like this...

Mum+Dad - happily together. Still.

Older brother - 21, starting Uni. again in a few weeks.. total lazy bum.

younger brother - 14 or 15? god, i feel really bad not knowing how old he is. but he annoys me.

Then theres me, Sneak - 18. you know enough about me already.

parents still together

4 brothers and sisters. 31, 25, 19, 17 and me at 21

Father split before I was born, eventually found out he died when I was around 6/7ish.

Lived with my grandmother for a long while considering the fact that my mother was 15 when she birthed my fat head from her womb.

Grew up with my mother, three uncles, and grandmother until I was about 9.

Eventually moved, living with my mother, and her now boyfriend of 14 years whom I call my stepfather.

Me and my mother never got along. We rarely do. Alcoholism runs rampant through my family, along with drug dealing/abuse. My mother is a heavy drinker and partially schizophrenic. In all seriousness 90% of memories I have with my mother are fights. I've been kicked out of my house several times, I've had cops called on me several times. But since I haven't been living at home, things have been a little bit better.

My stepfather owns an engine machine shop that I worked in from about 12-15. He works from about 7am til 6pm. It's ballbreaking work. He comes home and drinks. But me and him have always got along.

Other than that. Im an only child.

And as gay as it sounds; in all seriousness.

My friends are my family.

Originally posted by Glik0

 

And as gay as it sounds; in all seriousness.

 

My friends are my family.

that doesn't sound gay at all.

me im from a real conservative korean family. conservative to the point where here i am at 18 and no mention of the birds and the bees. born in korea. arrived here in 1989, been livin in glendale ever since. o yeah, and 1 younger brother, the shithead.

Originally posted by Glik0

My friends are my family. [/b]

I know what you mean..

i was going to write about my family..but to understand you gotta in depth..and it was just too much to type..and no one would have read it anyway..haha

;] rawr

me:

eldest of three boys from a working class family. both parents grew up on farms in the middle of nowhere, then moved to the city and raised us kids. my family gets along well, but we don't see each other very often (or at least i don't see them very often). no real reason really, i just don't see anyone very often.

my extended family is absolutely massive (i have at least 50 cousins on my mothers side alone), and i don't see them very often as i have trouble dealing with large groups of people.

my grandparents on my mom's side are both alive (and we call them mum & dad as well.....i know, kinda strange). my grandmother on my dad's side is still alive, but his dad died about 8 years back. both my grandfathers were prisoners of war. they had pretty hardcore lives. my dad's dad worked on the burma railway (don't know if any of you have heard of that).

um...that's about all there is to know really. my dad was (is) a hardworking motherfucker who knows how to handle his shit. thankfully a little bit of that rubbed off on me and i managed to pull myself out of the gutter a few years ago and get my life on track with good results so far. my mum gave me my sense of humour and ability to charm women off their feet and into bed. i was a nightmare child and gave them all manner of grief when i was growing up, but thankfully they forgave me for it and never once kicked me out of the house for which i am eternally greatfull.

i am an only child perrty much.I do have a half brother who i see every now and then.He actually just got back from Iraq a few months ago.He is my dad's kid.He remarried when i was really young since him and my moms got a divorce.I didn't see mt lil bro until he was 10 and i was 15/16

Life was hard for my moms.I lived in a great area so people always think i have or had money when i was younger.I guess it helped since my mom grew up in the smae building.

I started paying rent when i got my firs tjob mowing lawns at the age of 13.I mean i would give my moms half of whatever i made.There was many times we almost ended up out on the street.My mom never said anything so i didn't know until i was about 16 or 17 about that.We were always 2 months behind on rent.Shit sucked but it the long run it all worked out.

Being the only child sucked but i did end up with all the presents.which there ws always alot of.Kinda puzzled about that but too long ago to care about know.

I'm one of two children from a working class, white, Michigan family.

My parents both come from large families (6+ siblings) that pretty much grew up in poverty. On both sides my grandfathers have been truck drivers, factory workers, or coal miners. My grandmothers have worked either at the post-office or at various offices as receptionists.

I was born about 6 years before my parents were married (a bonafied bastard). My mother was 23 and my dad 21 when they had me. Mom and pops have had thier rough times and nearly divorced dozens of times for as long as I can remember but somehow stuck together. We were ass-poor for the first 14-or-so years of my life but the pops stuck it out and managed to advance a little bit financially at the cost of hardly ever being with the family. Dad's hustled hard to get where he's at and I could never speak ill of him for it.

Younger sister is 10 years younger than me and has been brought up in a much more positive, stable environment than I was afforded. She's pretty intelligent, introverted, creative, a little pudgy but much more civil than I ever was. She'll make my parents happy where I fell short.

My family, while a little bit cliche at times, are okay people. The type that give broken down strangers their last $10 for gas or pick up my old friends when they see them walking in the winter. Mom tends to say some ignorant things at times but it makes for good laughs when correcting her. We're not the greatest but we're not the worst.

okay parents are still together (24 years), My dad is retired, my mother is a housewife

my mums family is fairly small, she has one sister... my mum is 1/2 chinese 1/2 white, and her family immgrated here... this is after my grandparents were interened in a POW camp, and then the communists took all their money away. Her mom died when i was 7, (tear) and her dad is still alive (86!!).. we are really close to this side of the family. We are super close to her sister and our cousins, and we frequently have family dinners/get togehters about once a month.

My dads family is also small, he has one sister who lives in montreal, and she has no children. He is british, and has lived in canada for 34 years. his dad died way back when, and his mum just died last year at 92 years of age.

i have 2 brothers.. one half one, 31 years old, from my dad's first marriage. He lives in australia, and always has... i dont know him too well, but i think we keep in touch with e-mail..

my other brother is older too, he is 22, and me and him are ALMOST the same, we both like the same type of music, but for me, i like hiphop more than emo, and him is vice versa.. we get along super well, and share teh same sense of fashion, and some friends.

i was a test baby for the MAPS program when i was 6 months - 3 years of age.

Inglewood Family Gangster Bloods

Eh, Im procrastinating.

My parents are still together; my dads an ex Special Task Force NYPD, my mom's an ex [or rather, she threw her career away after me and my bro were born] textile designer.

They both grew up in BK and moved to LI for a "better life" for their family. My brother is 24, has the maturity of a 12 year old most of the time. Hes been attending a 2 year Comm. College for 4 years [yeh, makes no sense]. He's a good kid, just doesnt have his head on straight.

My fathers an over hostile forgetful man, who acts dumb but is very intelligent. My mom is a passive non-practicing alcoholic, who acts smart but is pretty dumb. I have the mix of these qualities: I act dumb but I am pretty smart, Im hostile and a social alcoholic. Woo.

guess who i am

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Originally posted by Glik0

 

My friends are my family.

wonk,,,there is nothin gay about that man...