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just wondering what you lot would think of a spitting thread? it's probably been done before, but looking but the past few pages i cant find one so i thought i would start one. If you dont like it or think its a stupid idea get a mod to delete it.

Idea is every week a new topic gets selected and people submit their attempt, no voting or anything just to see what you can come up with, anyone with me? :clown2:

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AY NIGGA, I DONT FREESTYLE MAYN, IF YOU WANT ME TO SIT DOWN AND WRITE SOME SHIT, ITS 50 DOLLARS A BAR, YOU HEARD? AND YOU ONLY GET TO HEAR IT ONCE. HAHAHAHAHA!! I GOT BEATS FOR DAYS. HOLLA AT ME. MY LIL NIGGA JBARZ GOT THAT CRACK. ASK ABOUT HIM. CHEA!

 

 

MEROE

MLB05.

NEVA SOBA ENT.

DISCON M.O.B

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now sit down my lad and you'll hear a song,

that I loathe to sing though must carry on,

so you may tell your devil spawn,

of years now past and summers long.

 

upon a night so dark and grey,

a babe was born upon the hay,

and though she wasn't here to stay,

her parents loved her anyway.

 

and so it came one day I had a seat,

next to a mother with babe upon her teat,

said I, "gee miss, your teat is awful neat",

"but tis your babe I'd rather eat"

 

so I dids't slap that bitch and grab her kid,

and ran so far and then I hid,

from this angry mom who'd flipped her lid,

until exhausted herself she did,

 

now young timmy home I brought,

and prepared my favorite cooking pot,

long and hard on spices I thought,

till I felt that soon I must be shot.

 

and now the finest flavour was devised,

i looked at young timmy, the fear in his eyes,

betrayed his youth, so the hammer I applied,

until his tiny brain did die

 

now you may think this cruel: I did too,

your thoughts drift to the young child I slew,

its not that I am better than you,

its just dead babies taste great in a stew.

 

-partial Forward from the upcoming cookbook,

101 Ways to Cook Dead Babies,

coming soon from GnomeToys Inc.

 

I'd like to thank JESUS, WITH WHO THIS WOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE

 

SHOUTS OUT TO MUMS, TUPAC, AND FITTY CENT

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who wouldve known we hadta work this hard

4 slave scars from braided blades

intertwined with chained bars

usin cans as mallets on dogs

minus the prints from my paws

climbin to feel heavens awe

only to fall inta what society calls a lost cause

with a voice lok jawd

the art is raw

but evry mornin its white walled

the right wing left the scroll to fall

so ima constantine wire crawl

to scribe n scrawl for lies told to all

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Originally posted by GucciCondom@Apr 25 2005, 03:02 PM

Anyone whos real wouldn't post up verses for dudes to steal. Fuck around and get popped like 50 cent for that shit. Go hit up Netcee.com

 

jus like anywriter who's "real" wouldn't write thier name because

someone might steal thier style :rolleyes:

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90% OF YALL RAPPERS IS STRAIGHT TRASH/

STRAIGHT ASS/

KISSIN YOUR GIRL DOWN RIGHT AFTER I FACESMASH/

ILL KNUCKLE YOU DOWN FAM/

IT AINT NO GREAT TASK/

GIVE YOU MY ADRESS/

THEN STOMP YOU OUT WIT MY GRAY VASQUES

 

 

 

 

TAKE THOSE LITTLE WACK BARS.

 

 

MEROE

MLBC

NO ROLLAS

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its a good day cause the comish passed a pardon

so ima bounce out the jailhouse

an the only thing that counts

is clean spit from the 12 ounce

ya see the city is spellbound

on the letterform runaround

and escape from the bloodhounds

so the sickness sits in my stomach

when a warehouse is rundown

and i cant sleep until 10 fills r popped off in uptown

saw beatstreet when i was 17

and said i think im in love now

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i approach the mic with swiftness

truly is you arent retarded you would understand theres something wrong with this

if you wanna beef with the kid your face gon be du-dudown wit the sickness

youll never catch me braggin on big dicks or how many other chicks licked

cause if i spit this hot fire like dylan you could get addicted

plus my styles is wicked-ill take your paycheck every 2 weeks until you get evicted

but im not back like mase kid i been around since you mother was suckin balls for base shit... word son straight from malibu.

 

hahaha this thread is horrible.

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