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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by whatdoyouthinkyourdoing, Apr 25, 2005.

  1. whatdoyouthinkyourdoing

    whatdoyouthinkyourdoing Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2005 Messages: 367 Likes Received: 0
    just wondering what you lot would think of a spitting thread? it's probably been done before, but looking but the past few pages i cant find one so i thought i would start one. If you dont like it or think its a stupid idea get a mod to delete it.
    Idea is every week a new topic gets selected and people submit their attempt, no voting or anything just to see what you can come up with, anyone with me? :clown2:
     
  2. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    good luck, but I have a feeling you'll be on your own with this one.
     
  3. El Producto

    El Producto Senior Member

    Joined: May 6, 2004 Messages: 1,682 Likes Received: 0
    iquits freestyles were dope. :idea:
     
  4. sans sheriff

    sans sheriff Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 20, 2003 Messages: 1,269 Likes Received: 42

    whatdoyouthinkyou'redoing

    Way to go, slick.
     
  5. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    The topics had best be shit like 'Prices of Eggrolls at the Golden Wok' and 'Why Italians Really Dislike Blacks' otherwise this shit is gay.
     
  6. whatdoyouthinkyourdoing

    whatdoyouthinkyourdoing Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2005 Messages: 367 Likes Received: 0
    well to be honest i only really started it to hear Meroe's stuff...

    but fuck it the first topic will be Fat Girls
     
  7. whatdoyouthinkyourdoing

    whatdoyouthinkyourdoing Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2005 Messages: 367 Likes Received: 0

    whatdoyouthinkyou'redoing

    Way to go, slick.
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    meh :chicken:
     
  8. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,858 Likes Received: 24
    you've lost the battle before it even started.
     
  9. Hermdog

    Hermdog Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 6, 2003 Messages: 4,504 Likes Received: 9
    Everyone before you has been closed...we'll have to wait to see how long this one takes
     
  10. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    AY NIGGA, I DONT FREESTYLE MAYN, IF YOU WANT ME TO SIT DOWN AND WRITE SOME SHIT, ITS 50 DOLLARS A BAR, YOU HEARD? AND YOU ONLY GET TO HEAR IT ONCE. HAHAHAHAHA!! I GOT BEATS FOR DAYS. HOLLA AT ME. MY LIL NIGGA JBARZ GOT THAT CRACK. ASK ABOUT HIM. CHEA!


    MEROE
    MLB05.
    NEVA SOBA ENT.
    DISCON M.O.B
     
  11. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    Anyone whos real wouldn't post up verses for dudes to steal. Fuck around and get popped like 50 cent for that shit. Go hit up Netcee.com
     
  12. MEROJUANA

    MEROJUANA Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2002 Messages: 2,452 Likes Received: 2
    MY NIGGA GOT HIS SHIT RIGHT.






    -M E R O E
     
  13. whatdoyouthinkyourdoing

    whatdoyouthinkyourdoing Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2005 Messages: 367 Likes Received: 0
  14. dr.testical

    dr.testical Senior Member

    Joined: May 26, 2003 Messages: 1,236 Likes Received: 0
    whats new
    not you
    could it be
    i dont see
    son your wack
    clickity clack
    bee bop
    gee lets shop
    kid ill wreck it
    kids just check it
     
  15. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    now sit down my lad and you'll hear a song,
    that I loathe to sing though must carry on,
    so you may tell your devil spawn,
    of years now past and summers long.

    upon a night so dark and grey,
    a babe was born upon the hay,
    and though she wasn't here to stay,
    her parents loved her anyway.

    and so it came one day I had a seat,
    next to a mother with babe upon her teat,
    said I, "gee miss, your teat is awful neat",
    "but tis your babe I'd rather eat"

    so I dids't slap that bitch and grab her kid,
    and ran so far and then I hid,
    from this angry mom who'd flipped her lid,
    until exhausted herself she did,

    now young timmy home I brought,
    and prepared my favorite cooking pot,
    long and hard on spices I thought,
    till I felt that soon I must be shot.

    and now the finest flavour was devised,
    i looked at young timmy, the fear in his eyes,
    betrayed his youth, so the hammer I applied,
    until his tiny brain did die

    now you may think this cruel: I did too,
    your thoughts drift to the young child I slew,
    its not that I am better than you,
    its just dead babies taste great in a stew.

    -partial Forward from the upcoming cookbook,
    101 Ways to Cook Dead Babies,
    coming soon from GnomeToys Inc.

    I'd like to thank JESUS, WITH WHO THIS WOULD NOT BE POSSIBLE

    SHOUTS OUT TO MUMS, TUPAC, AND FITTY CENT
     
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