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12oz embarassing moments megathread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by fr8lover, Mar 31, 2003.

  1. fr8lover

    fr8lover Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2000 Messages: 3,919 Likes Received: 1
    i was looking through some old HHI forum threads and stumbled upon a 5 page post dedicated to member's embarassing or funny moments and thought that this being 12oz, we could probably come up with some good ones too. ill start off with two (ill get plenty more if this thread gets bigger), one is just kind of gross and one is funny. both, not surprisingly, have to do with urinating myself.

    in third grade in western ny state we had some pretty good snows all winter. this particular one was awesome, and right by our school there was a big water reservoir bowl that was perfet for sledding on. every recess we'd put on our snow pants and jackets and what not and run out with our sleds we brought from home and have a half hour of fun.

    we were sledding for awhile and towards the end, me and a buddy get on a 2 person and get a huge running start and head into the bowl. we are going fast as fuck and i dont remember whether someone said something funny or the speed just freaked me out or excited me and halfway down i just let loose in my snowpants. its one of those times where youre laughing so hard theres no way once you start youre going to stop. real drilled a hole in the hoover dam type shit. so we get to the bottom and fall off the sled and im in the snow still laughing, and of course, still pissing. once the laughter wears off and the whistle to go inside goes off, im walking in trying to not let it be known what was going on under my snowpants. they were wet from the snow so of course, you couldnt tell the piss from the melted snow.

    we get inside and there are hooks on the outside of our classroom where you put your jackets and snowpants and everyone gets done and go inside and i take a damage report on my jeans by unzipping the sweatpants and somewhat hiding in the corner. it looked like my crotch down to the bottom of my right leg had threw up or something, totally saturated. i decided to play it cool (?) and wore my snowpants the rest of the day, questioned on and off as to why though i forget my excuse.

    this one is more recent. last summer i worked fulltime so id want to go out and get drunk with the homies afterwards, then usually go paint freights once the night ended. after a lot of beer i decided to call it a night with the friends and went home and put on my dirty clothes (this spot is a bit of a bitch to get to) and head to the layup. about to get there i realize i hadnt pissed in awhile and began to look around for a spot to stop the car and unload. unfortunetely all i saw was a well-lit wal-mart parking lot with security, who id be pretty sure wouldnt be happy with a drunk kid pissing on his car in.

    i freak out not even thinking about the gas station behind me (though i wouldnt have made it) and made a decision with more ramifications than bush sending us to war: i was going to purposely and consciously urinate myself. i opened the floodgates and continued to drive to the spot while my pants just got really warm and it spread to the seat. its a weird feeling, im sitting there thinking "ok im pissing my pants. whats up with that?" i finish and decide to not go home to change. i was embarrassed, but painted the train in wet pants and wrote "peed pants" next to it, went home and took a shower and changed. i had to febreeze and dry the seat out the next day, embarrassed that i had let myself do it. it makes for a good story to tell friends when youre drunk though..

    now that ive showed my apparent inability to control my bladder...share yours. ill drop some more soon enough.
  2. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    In grade 2 we were sitting on the carpet and when we all got up there was a log of shit just laying there staring us all in the face. Everyone protested that they didn't so it, but we all knew it was this kid Josh. Yeah, not on eof my moments, but I felt embarrassed for the kid....
  3. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest


    hee hee hee

    when i was in my first year of college and dorming, i severely broke my leg. so i started to take painkillers. the second night i was on them i did too much and passed out. i woke up pissing my pants. luckily, my roomate wasnt there and i stopped pissing before my pants got real wet. then i had to stealth mode myself to the community bathroom on crutches and change before anyone saw me.

    i had typed out a huge story explaining my MOST embarassing story, but then realized..i dont even tell my closest homies this story. im not about to publish it on the web! :crazy:
  4. •nakEd

    •nakEd New Jack

    Joined: Sep 27, 2002 Messages: 70 Likes Received: 2
    oh man you guys are killing me over here...

    well lets see, what I rember.
    Once I was sleeping over my friends house, I was like 8. I use to piss my bed all the time till i was 10, because i just couldnt hold it in dammmit.. So yeah, I woke up at my friends house all wet, I said I drolled on my self.. and I went home

    back in the day, my cusin thought it was cool to piss all over his house. So this gave me the idea i could just piss in my house. so i use to pick this one spot.. and instead of going upstairs in the bathroom i would just piss there. and one day my friend came over, he was like can i use your bathroom... i have to piss.. im like just go over there...
    and then he reminded me about it the other day... yeah

    thats enuff.. too many pee pee stories...
    Hater and the graff giraffe like this.
  5. fr8lover

    fr8lover Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2000 Messages: 3,919 Likes Received: 1

  6. xdyingfetusx

    xdyingfetusx New Jack

    Joined: Apr 24, 2002 Messages: 72 Likes Received: 0
    I remember when I was 8 I took karate class, well in the middle of one of the classes we were all doing kicks and punches and stuff...and we were supposed to yell stuff like KIA!, and HOS! I don't even know haha...anyways I get these gastric pains and I figure, fuck it I'll continue...so next kick I kick high, and yelp KIA in sort of a painfull way because so much gas was ripping through my asshole, it was so fucking long and loud...everyone in my class stared at me for like 20 seconds in awe and then the sensei just shook off the shock and continued the exercise hahaha.

    a recent one (posted in the worst shit thread) I had eaten a nice meatloaf dinner at my house and then headed over to my buddies...it was me him, someone else(can't remember) and then two of my girly friends.in his basement.. anyways I'm sitting in between the two girls while we watch T.V...and my stomach just goes wacko and makes some crazy fuckin noises....I'm sure they both heard it...anyways I go to the washroom right away cuz I have to shit like a mother....and as soon as I get upstairs to the washroom his parents, his sister and fiance and some other people enter in.....but I have to shit so bad I go in anyways ( they are all out side the bathroom)...I wait for as long as I can...hoping that they will go somewhere else...adn then try to do it silent (did not work)...it was the loudest nastiest shit I have ever taken...it was like pure black diareah and then in the middle a big fist of shit....good god....anyways..I flush (had to like 3 times)...and then spray some shit..leave the fan on and exit..my friends dad was right outside the door..and I could tell he was trying not to laugh and trying not to hide his disgust ..and all he says is....."hey guy"....I'm sure everyone else in the kitchen heard it as well cuz they were all staring at me..anyways I get downstairs and like a minute later I hear his sister yell "WHO THE FUCK SHIT IN THE UPSTAIRS TOILET?" and then hear everyone upstairs shhhh him so that I dont get emberassed haha oih lord thats enough from me tonight..
  7. fr8lover

    fr8lover Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2000 Messages: 3,919 Likes Received: 1

    i also vote we bring back mamerros toilet clogging turd incident please...
  8. Kettiecat

    Kettiecat Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 27, 2002 Messages: 1,122 Likes Received: 0
    when i was in like 6th grade i used to climb out my window and piss on the roof cause i was too lazy to go one room over and use the bathroom... and one day i'm doing it and i look down and there is my neighbor watch some lil girl squat on her roof peeing...:huh2:
  9. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,506 Likes Received: 450
    when i was in kindergarden my foot got stuck in the hole that was between the back rest and the seat.. it sucked.. but the fire department came and i got a sticker badge for being a trooper. man, nevermind. that wasnt embarassing. that rocked!


    Joined: Apr 30, 2002 Messages: 711 Likes Received: 0
    this one takes place in the dorms at my school when i lived there...this was told to me the next afternoon after this happened, when i was finally able to grasp what was going on, since when this incident took place while i was very, very drunk...this was after a night of heavy drinking, and according to my roomate at the time, i just got up out of my bed, turned around (not facing him) and took a piss right next to my bed, just on to the floor, making a big puddle underneath the bed... my roomate, laying there with his girl, said he was like "dude, what are you doing? what..what are? no..no, dude, stop...dude, aw..dude, c'mon, aw man..."

    and the same shit happened at my brothers, only i got right up to the bathroom but just pissed on the bathroom door...i must have some sort of drunken urinary syndrome of some sort
  11. destroya

    destroya Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2002 Messages: 1,714 Likes Received: 2
    hahaha, lmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  12. fr8lover

    fr8lover Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2000 Messages: 3,919 Likes Received: 1
    that reminds me of when my old roommates in the dorm's did that. he just jumped out of his loft bed (about 5-6 feet off the ground) and pissed all over his clothes and books while im yelling "yo dude what the fuck...what...what are you doing? ohhhh come on, youre pissing all over." he then broke a screen on one of the windows and tried to climb out of it until i pulled his ass down and yelled for him to go to bed.

    he wandered out of our room and i found him jumping on our RA's bed. i grabbed him from there and finally got him to pass out after wandering around in his underwear on our floor and into the lobby.

    a couple days later i moved in with a homie upstairs. that was the last straw...


    Joined: Apr 30, 2002 Messages: 711 Likes Received: 0
    damn, and i thought i was bad...at least i picked a spot to piss on, where i would get the least amount of piss, if any at all, on any type of object..the puddle was easily mopped...somehow i was able to do this while completely blacked out.

    nothing beats when i got super drunk and on superbowl sunday and started yelling at a room full of people to shut up, like real loud...i think it has something to do with me getting pissed at the TV while real drunk..certain commercials have been said to just set me off like that

    that's not realy embarassing though, because if you're drunk enough, shit like that will go down no matter what...good to laugh at it though
  14. type R

    type R Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2001 Messages: 2,456 Likes Received: 1
    This one happened to a friend of mine that i was staying with during spring break last week. Now mind you this kids name is Bad Sandwich, and the event that took place is nothing compared to what this guy is capable of doing. Anyway, after excessive drinking, he proceeds to pass out on the bed, while continuously trying to get up by bracing himself against the side of this girls face who was passed out next to him. Once he gives up on this he is out for good, until the point comes where he has to piss. After running face first into the wall for about 10 minutes trying to get out the sliding glass door in the hotel, he wonders out to the balcony and proceeds to unzip his pants to take a piss. This is also in the early morning. In his drunken stupor he is unable to take his penis fully out of his pants, and proceeds to piss down the side of his leg and foot, until it gets to be to much and drips off over the ledge and onto somones baggage that they had unloaded on the sidewalk below. He stumbles back inside where he proceeds to pass out on the toilet, and emerges half an hour later wearing nothing but his boxers and trying to get out the front door,but again walking straight into the wall, here he finally gives up and passes out sitting up, until somone pushed him over.

    Those piss pants stayed outside on the balcony the whole time, and we made him sleep on the floor because he didnt shower for like 3 days after that.
  15. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest


    all those stories got me rolling, hee hee :lol:

    this thread should be called "most embarassing piss story":crazy: