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12oz Celebrity DEATH MATCH...this thread probally

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by 8onus, Oct 14, 2005.

  1. 8onus

    8onus Banned

    Joined: Apr 18, 2004 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 1
    WHO WOULD WIN?
    we're doing this in categories, you got a category? hook it up

    ima start this shit:
    COMMERCIAL CELEBS:
    THE VERIZON GUY VS JARED
    [​IMG]VS[​IMG]

    ima have to say jared because you know that bama has tons of built up fat boy anger and would straight knock phone boy the fuck out and scream "can you hear ME now BITCH?"

    moving on......

    WHITE INDIE RAPPERS:
    SLUG VS VINNY PAZ
    [​IMG]VS[​IMG]
    haha, this would give slug something actually WORTH crying about.

    i ran out of ideas
    someone do something with those feminist talk show hosts like oprah and all those "THE VEIW" bitches...that would be interesting.
     
  2. imported_splint2

    imported_splint2 Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 14, 2001 Messages: 1,571 Likes Received: 10
    how do you even contemplate putting slug vs. vinnie paz?

    paz would knock the living shit out of slug, and then eat him...


    as for the other...shiit, i'll take jared
     
  3. Shoefers

    Shoefers Member

    Joined: Feb 15, 2004 Messages: 914 Likes Received: 0
    Vinnie Paz Vs. Slug? Fuck that, not fair. Vinnie Paz is huge and he's not really and Indie rapper. How about this... We all know Vinnie's view on homosexuality. How about

    VINNIE PAZ VS.
    [​IMG]

    THE GODHATESFAGS.COM FAMILY

    [​IMG]

    See once and for all who really hates queers the most.
     
  4. Herbivore

    Herbivore Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2004 Messages: 1,431 Likes Received: 1
    Vinnie Paz is like 4 foot 10.
     
  5. Hermdog

    Hermdog Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 6, 2003 Messages: 4,504 Likes Received: 9
    [​IMG]
    Zack De La Rocha

    Vs.

    [​IMG]
    Chris Cornell
     
  6. Biggus Dickus

    Biggus Dickus Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 21, 2005 Messages: 1,371 Likes Received: 1
  7. Mauler5150

    Mauler5150 Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 17, 2005 Messages: 9,434 Likes Received: 106
    Zach wins this easy!
    His ferocity is unmatched, but I hate how RATM became a pollitical front.
    It was a sad day when they went their separate ways!
     
  8. Mauler5150

    Mauler5150 Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 17, 2005 Messages: 9,434 Likes Received: 106
    I knew this was coming! And I knew who was gonna ask (don't ask me why)
    Tubgirl for grossness, but I reckon the years of dedication goatse took is probably more extreme
     
  9. Neskoner

    Neskoner New Jack

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 1
    yea zack gets his point across..he would probably tear that guy apart.
     
  10. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    ^ hahaha...THAT is what I was waiting for.

    ...Saggin.
     
  11. shai

    shai Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jan 6, 2003 Messages: 17,602 Likes Received: 707
    Lil' Kim v. 50 Cent...she'll be PISSED when she gets out. 50 just seems too obsessed with cake at this point to hold his own...and, we all know who REALLY killed Tupac and Biggie.

    Don't fuck with a woman who's determined to come up unless you have plenty of backup and a castle to run to if you're losing. Just a thought.
     
  12. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
  13. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,058 Likes Received: 48
    ughhh... I could've gone the rest of my life without seeing courtney's tit.... and been just fine.
     
  14. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    you're welcome dirty.

    :haha:

    even oprah thinks its nasty...check out the expression.
     
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