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12oz Celebrity DEATH MATCH...this thread probally

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by 8onus, Oct 14, 2005.

  1. 8onus

    8onus Banned

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    12oz Celebrity DEATH MATCH...this thread probally

    Discussion started by 8onus - Oct 14, 2005

    WHO WOULD WIN?
    we're doing this in categories, you got a category? hook it up

    ima start this shit:
    COMMERCIAL CELEBS:
    THE VERIZON GUY VS JARED
    [​IMG]VS[​IMG]

    ima have to say jared because you know that bama has tons of built up fat boy anger and would straight knock phone boy the fuck out and scream "can you hear ME now BITCH?"

    moving on......

    WHITE INDIE RAPPERS:
    SLUG VS VINNY PAZ
    [​IMG]VS[​IMG]
    haha, this would give slug something actually WORTH crying about.

    i ran out of ideas
    someone do something with those feminist talk show hosts like oprah and all those "THE VEIW" bitches...that would be interesting.
     
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  2. imported_splint2

    imported_splint2 12oz Senior Member

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    imported_splint2 - Replied Oct 14, 2005

    how do you even contemplate putting slug vs. vinnie paz?

    paz would knock the living shit out of slug, and then eat him...


    as for the other...shiit, i'll take jared
     
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  3. Shoefers

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    Shoefers - Replied Oct 14, 2005

    Vinnie Paz Vs. Slug? Fuck that, not fair. Vinnie Paz is huge and he's not really and Indie rapper. How about this... We all know Vinnie's view on homosexuality. How about

    VINNIE PAZ VS.
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    THE GODHATESFAGS.COM FAMILY

    [​IMG]

    See once and for all who really hates queers the most.
     
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    Herbivore 12oz Senior Member

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    Herbivore - Replied Oct 14, 2005

    Vinnie Paz is like 4 foot 10.
     
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    Hermdog 12oz Elite Member

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    Hermdog - Replied Oct 14, 2005

    [​IMG]
    Zack De La Rocha

    Vs.

    [​IMG]
    Chris Cornell
     
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    Biggus Dickus 12oz Senior Member

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  7. Mauler5150

    Mauler5150 12oz Veteran Member

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    Mauler5150 - Replied Oct 14, 2005

    Zach wins this easy!
    His ferocity is unmatched, but I hate how RATM became a pollitical front.
    It was a sad day when they went their separate ways!
     
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    Mauler5150 12oz Veteran Member

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    I knew this was coming! And I knew who was gonna ask (don't ask me why)
    Tubgirl for grossness, but I reckon the years of dedication goatse took is probably more extreme
     
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    Neskoner - Replied Oct 14, 2005

    yea zack gets his point across..he would probably tear that guy apart.
     
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  10. imported_Europe - Replied Oct 14, 2005

    [​IMG]

    vs

    [​IMG]

    Wonk...
     
  11. SteveAustin

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    SteveAustin - Replied Oct 14, 2005

    ^ hahaha...THAT is what I was waiting for.

    ...Saggin.
     
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    shai Dirty Dozen Crew

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    shai - Replied Oct 14, 2005

    Lil' Kim v. 50 Cent...she'll be PISSED when she gets out. 50 just seems too obsessed with cake at this point to hold his own...and, we all know who REALLY killed Tupac and Biggie.

    Don't fuck with a woman who's determined to come up unless you have plenty of backup and a castle to run to if you're losing. Just a thought.
     
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    SteveAustin - Replied Oct 14, 2005

    [​IMG]

    vs.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied Oct 14, 2005

    ughhh... I could've gone the rest of my life without seeing courtney's tit.... and been just fine.
     
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  15. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin 12oz Veteran Member

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    SteveAustin - Replied Oct 14, 2005

    you're welcome dirty.

    :haha:

    even oprah thinks its nasty...check out the expression.
     
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