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12Oz.Celeb: IBTease Buffoonery x 28.8k/bps

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, May 26, 2004.

  1. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82
    I was just thinking, since Tease and the rest of us are having so much fun enjoying everyone's company... why not ante up....

    I remember a long time ago someone was posting dialogs between Tease and other people.... and they'd add typical stuff in there that Tease would say or do to add to the comedy. I think everyone here has a sense of humor.

    "mom i dont want to clean my room. I quit"
    "if you quit then, no allowance money"
    "awww mom, pretty please!!!!!!!"
    "sorry honey, but not this time"
    "god Damit ma, i hate you, my life sux" :slams bedroom curtain:
    Courtesy of HeavyLox

    Homework: Make up your own Tease Dialog and have fun doing it. Post em.
  2. Tyler Durden

    Tyler Durden Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 5,263 Likes Received: 40
    sorry. ill just hijack yours....

  3. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

    Joined: Jun 28, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 3
    t:Whats up hot babe,i b teaser
    g:get away from me freak
    t:come on girl i'll treat you like u wanna be treated
    g:later, loser
    t:ull be backola
  4. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82
    Heyeheyeheyh whoa, HeavyLox did that, I didn't have nothin to do with it.

    :crazy: :eek: :D :D :p :king: :lol: :lol:

    edit: We can be funny without being brutal. If everyone's a good sport about this we all will have fun, including Teaseola.

    gj 2Blazzed.[​IMG]
  5. geezpot

    geezpot Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2003 Messages: 3,904 Likes Received: 158
    "I'll put $20 on Monday" tease said as he tried putting a wager in for the work poll.
    "You can't bet for yourself idiot, now get back to work" some mexican replies.
    "I hate this job" tease yells as he runs out with flaying arms.
  6. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    *tease's mom walks in the room*

    "didn't the reverend tell you that if you keep doing that you'll go blind?"

    "awww mom"
  7. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Does anyone still have that .wav file of Tease talking about getting off of his jock? Yuck?
  8. LaCosaNostra

    LaCosaNostra Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 3, 2004 Messages: 2,191 Likes Received: 0
    m=mexicans he works with

    t:whats goin on fellas?(glistening with sweat)
    m:(said in spanish) lookit this cracka, what a homo
    t:hahha, i looove tacos, my mommy makes good tacos!
    m:(in english) hey, get back to work asshole
    t:why arent you guys mowing lawns or something!?!
    m:beat down


    uhhh.....riight ill concoct something a lot less lame next time
  9. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    I remember writing one that went down well. It involved 2pac jammie-jams or something. I think it was when tease said he was going out in to the "real world"....

    I odn't know how to find it....
  10. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,136 Likes Received: 82
    ^^^YESSSS, That's the funniest shit, I remember that too!!
  11. geezpot

    geezpot Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 20, 2003 Messages: 3,904 Likes Received: 158
    "I've got these "Keep it Rail" shirtolas for sale so everyone holla back if you want one" Asks tease to the 12oz heads.
    "_______"replies the board.
    "Come on someone has to buy one or my dadola will kick me out"
    "_______"12ozers again reply
    "Damn the front seat of my car is uncomfortable to sleep in..."
  12. Crookedline

    Crookedline Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 4, 2004 Messages: 173 Likes Received: 0
    tease to random Mexican girl on the street: Yo you be fineola tacolla you be meh baby momma yo fo shizzle with my ampola in yo backyard holla at a nizzle..

    Confused random Mexican girl on street to 911: Yes hello..i THINK i'm being sexually harrassed by a blind white guy....

    911 operator: How do you know he's blind.

    Confused random Mexican girl on street to 911: well he seems to think he's black.

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
  14. DETO

    DETO Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,348 Likes Received: 155
  15. Spike

    Spike Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 31, 2002 Messages: 1,033 Likes Received: 4
    ::Tease taps girl on shoulder::
    "Oh, shitola! Did I just get you pregnantola?"