Dirty_habiT Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 I was just thinking, since Tease and the rest of us are having so much fun enjoying everyone's company... why not ante up.... I remember a long time ago someone was posting dialogs between Tease and other people.... and they'd add typical stuff in there that Tease would say or do to add to the comedy. I think everyone here has a sense of humor. [CTRL+V] "mom i dont want to clean my room. I quit" "if you quit then, no allowance money" "awww mom, pretty please!!!!!!!" "sorry honey, but not this time" "god Damit ma, i hate you, my life sux" :slams bedroom curtain: [/CTRL+V] Courtesy of HeavyLox Homework: Make up your own Tease Dialog and have fun doing it. Post em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 sorry. ill just hijack yours.... Originally posted by Dirty_habiT [CTRL+V] "mom i dont want to clean my room. I quit" "if you quit then, no allowance money" "awww mom, pretty please!!!!!!!" "sorry honey, but not this time" "god Damit ma, i hate you, my life sux" :slams bedroom curtain: [/CTRL+V] Courtesy of HeavyLox ANGRILY THROWS PAINT ON CANVAS AND SCRAWLS "I WISH I WAS AN ABORTION" ON THE TOP. MOMMY IS SCARED AND GIVES TEASE HIS ALLOWANCE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 t:Whats up hot babe,i b teaser g:get away from me freak t:come on girl i'll treat you like u wanna be treated g:later, loser t:ull be backola Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 27, 2004 Author Share Posted May 27, 2004 Heyeheyeheyh whoa, HeavyLox did that, I didn't have nothin to do with it. :crazy: :eek: :D :D :P :king: :lol: :lol: edit: We can be funny without being brutal. If everyone's a good sport about this we all will have fun, including Teaseola. gj 2Blazzed.http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'>http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 "I'll put $20 on Monday" tease said as he tried putting a wager in for the work poll. "You can't bet for yourself idiot, now get back to work" some mexican replies. "I hate this job" tease yells as he runs out with flaying arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 *tease's mom walks in the room* "didn't the reverend tell you that if you keep doing that you'll go blind?" "awww mom" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Does anyone still have that .wav file of Tease talking about getting off of his jock? Yuck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaCosaNostra Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 t=tease m=mexicans he works with t:whats goin on fellas?(glistening with sweat) m:(said in spanish) lookit this cracka, what a homo t:hahha, i looove tacos, my mommy makes good tacos! m:(in english) hey, get back to work asshole t:why arent you guys mowing lawns or something!?! m:beat down ______________----____________________ uhhh.....riight ill concoct something a lot less lame next time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 I remember writing one that went down well. It involved 2pac jammie-jams or something. I think it was when tease said he was going out in to the "real world".... I odn't know how to find it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 27, 2004 Author Share Posted May 27, 2004 ^^^YESSSS, That's the funniest shit, I remember that too!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 "I've got these "Keep it Rail" shirtolas for sale so everyone holla back if you want one" Asks tease to the 12oz heads. "_______"replies the board. "Come on someone has to buy one or my dadola will kick me out" "_______"12ozers again reply "Damn the front seat of my car is uncomfortable to sleep in..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crookedline Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 tease to random Mexican girl on the street: Yo you be fineola tacolla you be meh baby momma yo fo shizzle with my ampola in yo backyard holla at a nizzle.. Confused random Mexican girl on street to 911: Yes hello..i THINK i'm being sexually harrassed by a blind white guy.... 911 operator: How do you know he's blind. Confused random Mexican girl on street to 911: well he seems to think he's black. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 TEASE:"HI, MY NAME IS TEASE AND I TURBOSUCK AT LIFEOLA" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 <span style='color:pink'>ANGRILY THROWS PAINT ON CANVAS AND SCRAWLS "I WISH I WAS AN ABORTION" ON THE TOP. MOMMY IS SCARED AND GIVES TEASE HIS ALLOWANCE.</span> :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 ::Tease taps girl on shoulder:: "Oh, shitola! Did I just get you pregnantola?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle I remember writing one that went down well. It involved 2pac jammie-jams or something. I think it was when tease said he was going out in to the "real world".... I odn't know how to find it.... someone has/had it in there qoute Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Originally posted by Spike ::Tease taps girl on shoulder:: "Oh, shitola! Did I just get you pregnantola?" haha, nice one spikeola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 hahaha! tease: hey seekz, can a girl get pregnant if she swallowz??? seekz: did u just fucking ask me that?? NO TEASE, SHE CANT! tease: what if i cum in her ass? seekz: what? no teaze. tease: her eye? seekz: nope. tease: her ear, definately her ear. she'll definately get pregnant if i come in her earola........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 i'll save hime the effort 12 ozers ripping on tease tease: "YOU FAGGETZ REALLY NEED TO GET OFF THE DICK!!! CELEBRITY STATUS!!! but seriously, you fags need to get off the nuts and go worry about your own lives. get off the dickola, faggetz! :lol: :lol: :king: :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Tease: mmm.. yeah. *squishing sounds* Mom-ola: *knocks on door* Jeffrey, what are you doing in there? T: MOMOLA, I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME TEASER, GET OFF THE JOCK GOD DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK M: Okay Mr. Teasey-Weasey, can I come in? What are you doing? T: Just mind your own business mom, I'm a grown up now! M: *opens the door* Oh god, it's worse than I thought! T: Mom.. don't look! *turns off the monitor* M: Two-tone grey color scheme... large moving picture of you on the screen... YOUVE BEEN LOOKING AT 12OZ AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU? T: NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! *grabs plastic Harry Potter wand, $3.95 at wallmart, and jabs at mom from across room* HATER STATUS! HATER STATUS! HATER STATUS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spike Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Separated at birth? You decide http://i-cias.com/e.o/ill/khomeini.jpg'>http://img74.photobucket.com/albums/v224/Sleepgou/AyatOLA.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N T: NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! *grabs plastic Harry Potter wand, $3.95 at wallmart, and jabs at mom from across room* HATER STATUS! HATER STATUS! HATER STATUS! Ha ha ha ha At a job interview.... Interviewer: So uh, Mr. Tease....ola? What kind of qualifications do you think you have to become apart of the Indsco corporate team? Tease: Well, if you have any positions that put the "O" in "Ola", i'm your man! Ha ha ha Interviewer: Uhm.... Tease: ::realizes the screwup:: ahh, shit, wait, lemme start over. I'm a senior member on 12oz Prophet with E Fame status. Interviewer: Oh, really? What sort of functions did you perform there? Tease: Oh, well, it's actually an internet graffiti website. I actually while away my time there when i'm not hating life. No one in my family or that fucker Seeking on 12oz understands me. Naw mean? Interviewer: Uh yes, well, uhm........Jesus Christ. Mr.....Ola, we'll keep you on file if anything opens up sometime next year. Tease: Naw you won'tola! I hate you! ::storms out in a huff:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 :lol: Best Thread EVER! S@T@N, best one so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 Originally posted by DETO :lol: S@T@N, best one so far. [/color] [/b] I concur...the whole harry Potter slant had me rolling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
timemachine Posted May 27, 2004 Share Posted May 27, 2004 . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Mumsie: "Hello son, what did you do today?" Tease: "Spoke to my followers, man, theyre like so on my dickola" Mumsie: "on that graffiti website" Tease: "shut up mum, you suck, you just a hater" Mumsie: "i don't underst..." Tease: "Just get out of my life, I've got e-family now I don't need you no mo" Mumsie: "You mean, you are leaving us? Leaving home?" Tease: "yea but I'm taking the computer" Mumsie: "it won't work in the car" Tease: "yea it will you a hater for real!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 http://theimaginaryworld.com/box1005.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 http://forumspam.articblue.nl/thread_related/thread_rocks/images/0738.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 Cromagnan man: "Oog, what happen to your brow? It all furrowed and stuff..." Tease: "Man, that shit's straight mad stupid corney! Ayo!" *Cromag eats a banana and calls it a day* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted May 28, 2004 Author Share Posted May 28, 2004 :lol: Jackson that shit was funny. Found in this page: 21 matches for "ola" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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