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I was just thinking, since Tease and the rest of us are having so much fun enjoying everyone's company... why not ante up....

 

I remember a long time ago someone was posting dialogs between Tease and other people.... and they'd add typical stuff in there that Tease would say or do to add to the comedy. I think everyone here has a sense of humor.

 

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"mom i dont want to clean my room. I quit"

"if you quit then, no allowance money"

"awww mom, pretty please!!!!!!!"

"sorry honey, but not this time"

"god Damit ma, i hate you, my life sux" :slams bedroom curtain:

[/CTRL+V]

Courtesy of HeavyLox

 

 

Homework: Make up your own Tease Dialog and have fun doing it. Post em.

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sorry. ill just hijack yours....

 

Originally posted by Dirty_habiT

 

[CTRL+V]

"mom i dont want to clean my room. I quit"

"if you quit then, no allowance money"

"awww mom, pretty please!!!!!!!"

"sorry honey, but not this time"

"god Damit ma, i hate you, my life sux" :slams bedroom curtain:

[/CTRL+V]

Courtesy of HeavyLox

 

ANGRILY THROWS PAINT ON CANVAS AND SCRAWLS "I WISH I WAS AN ABORTION" ON THE TOP. MOMMY IS SCARED AND GIVES TEASE HIS ALLOWANCE.

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Heyeheyeheyh whoa, HeavyLox did that, I didn't have nothin to do with it.

 

:crazy: :eek: :D :D :P :king: :lol: :lol:

 

edit: We can be funny without being brutal. If everyone's a good sport about this we all will have fun, including Teaseola.

 

gj 2Blazzed.http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'>http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb/icons/icon26.gif'>

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t=tease

m=mexicans he works with

 

 

t:whats goin on fellas?(glistening with sweat)

m:(said in spanish) lookit this cracka, what a homo

t:hahha, i looove tacos, my mommy makes good tacos!

m:(in english) hey, get back to work asshole

t:why arent you guys mowing lawns or something!?!

m:beat down

 

______________----____________________

 

 

uhhh.....riight ill concoct something a lot less lame next time

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"I've got these "Keep it Rail" shirtolas for sale so everyone holla back if you want one" Asks tease to the 12oz heads.

"_______"replies the board.

"Come on someone has to buy one or my dadola will kick me out"

"_______"12ozers again reply

"Damn the front seat of my car is uncomfortable to sleep in..."

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tease to random Mexican girl on the street: Yo you be fineola tacolla you be meh baby momma yo fo shizzle with my ampola in yo backyard holla at a nizzle..

 

Confused random Mexican girl on street to 911: Yes hello..i THINK i'm being sexually harrassed by a blind white guy....

 

911 operator: How do you know he's blind.

 

Confused random Mexican girl on street to 911: well he seems to think he's black.

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Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle

I remember writing one that went down well. It involved 2pac jammie-jams or something. I think it was when tease said he was going out in to the "real world"....

 

I odn't know how to find it....

someone has/had it in there qoute

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Guest sneak
Originally posted by Spike

::Tease taps girl on shoulder::

"Oh, shitola! Did I just get you pregnantola?"

 

haha, nice one spikeola.

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hahaha!

 

tease: hey seekz, can a girl get pregnant if she swallowz???

 

seekz: did u just fucking ask me that?? NO TEASE, SHE CANT!

 

tease: what if i cum in her ass?

 

seekz: what? no teaze.

 

tease: her eye?

 

seekz: nope.

 

tease: her ear, definately her ear. she'll definately get pregnant if i come in her earola...........

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i'll save hime the effort

 

 

12 ozers ripping on tease

 

tease: "YOU FAGGETZ REALLY NEED TO GET OFF THE DICK!!! CELEBRITY STATUS!!!

 

but seriously, you fags need to get off the nuts and go worry about your own lives.

 

get off the dickola, faggetz!

 

:lol: :lol: :king: :king:

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Tease: mmm.. yeah. *squishing sounds*

 

Mom-ola: *knocks on door* Jeffrey, what are you doing in there?

 

T: MOMOLA, I TOLD YOU TO CALL ME TEASER, GET OFF THE JOCK

GOD DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK

 

M: Okay Mr. Teasey-Weasey, can I come in? What are you doing?

 

T: Just mind your own business mom, I'm a grown up now!

 

M: *opens the door* Oh god, it's worse than I thought!

 

T: Mom.. don't look! *turns off the monitor*

 

M: Two-tone grey color scheme... large moving picture of you on the

screen... YOUVE BEEN LOOKING AT 12OZ AGAIN, HAVEN'T YOU?

 

T: NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! *grabs plastic Harry Potter wand,

$3.95 at wallmart, and jabs at mom from across room* HATER STATUS!

HATER STATUS! HATER STATUS!

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Originally posted by S@T@N

T: NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! *grabs plastic Harry Potter wand,

$3.95 at wallmart, and jabs at mom from across room* HATER STATUS!

HATER STATUS! HATER STATUS!

 

 

Ha ha ha ha

 

At a job interview....

 

Interviewer: So uh, Mr. Tease....ola? What kind of qualifications do you think you have to become apart of the Indsco corporate team?

 

Tease: Well, if you have any positions that put the "O" in "Ola", i'm your man! Ha ha ha

 

Interviewer: Uhm....

 

Tease: ::realizes the screwup:: ahh, shit, wait, lemme start over. I'm a senior member on 12oz Prophet with E Fame status.

 

Interviewer: Oh, really? What sort of functions did you perform there?

 

Tease: Oh, well, it's actually an internet graffiti website. I actually while away my time there when i'm not hating life. No one in my family or that fucker Seeking on 12oz understands me. Naw mean?

 

Interviewer: Uh yes, well, uhm........Jesus Christ. Mr.....Ola, we'll keep you on file if anything opens up sometime next year.

 

Tease: Naw you won'tola! I hate you!

 

::storms out in a huff::

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Mumsie: "Hello son, what did you do today?"

Tease: "Spoke to my followers, man, theyre like so on my dickola"

Mumsie: "on that graffiti website"

Tease: "shut up mum, you suck, you just a hater"

Mumsie: "i don't underst..."

Tease: "Just get out of my life, I've got e-family now I don't need you no mo"

Mumsie: "You mean, you are leaving us? Leaving home?"

Tease: "yea but I'm taking the computer"

Mumsie: "it won't work in the car"

Tease: "yea it will you a hater for real!"

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