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12Oz.Celeb: IBTease Buffoonery x 28.8k/bps

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Dirty_habiT, May 26, 2004.

  1. Dirty_habiT

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    12Oz.Celeb: IBTease Buffoonery x 28.8k/bps

    Discussion started by Dirty_habiT - May 26, 2004

    I was just thinking, since Tease and the rest of us are having so much fun enjoying everyone's company... why not ante up....

    I remember a long time ago someone was posting dialogs between Tease and other people.... and they'd add typical stuff in there that Tease would say or do to add to the comedy. I think everyone here has a sense of humor.

    [CTRL+V]
    "mom i dont want to clean my room. I quit"
    "if you quit then, no allowance money"
    "awww mom, pretty please!!!!!!!"
    "sorry honey, but not this time"
    "god Damit ma, i hate you, my life sux" :slams bedroom curtain:
    [/CTRL+V]
    Courtesy of HeavyLox


    Homework: Make up your own Tease Dialog and have fun doing it. Post em.
     
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  2. Tyler Durden

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    Tyler Durden - Replied May 26, 2004

    sorry. ill just hijack yours....

     
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    2 blaazed - Replied May 26, 2004

    t:Whats up hot babe,i b teaser
    g:get away from me freak
    t:come on girl i'll treat you like u wanna be treated
    g:later, loser
    t:ull be backola
     
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  4. Dirty_habiT

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    Dirty_habiT - Replied May 26, 2004

    Heyeheyeheyh whoa, HeavyLox did that, I didn't have nothin to do with it.

    :crazy: :eek: :D :D :p :king: :lol: :lol:

    edit: We can be funny without being brutal. If everyone's a good sport about this we all will have fun, including Teaseola.

    gj 2Blazzed.[​IMG]
     
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    geezpot - Replied May 26, 2004

    "I'll put $20 on Monday" tease said as he tried putting a wager in for the work poll.
    "You can't bet for yourself idiot, now get back to work" some mexican replies.
    "I hate this job" tease yells as he runs out with flaying arms.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied May 26, 2004

    *tease's mom walks in the room*

    "didn't the reverend tell you that if you keep doing that you'll go blind?"

    "awww mom"
     
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    Poop Man Bob - Replied May 26, 2004

    Does anyone still have that .wav file of Tease talking about getting off of his jock? Yuck?
     
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    LaCosaNostra - Replied May 26, 2004

    t=tease
    m=mexicans he works with


    t:whats goin on fellas?(glistening with sweat)
    m:(said in spanish) lookit this cracka, what a homo
    t:hahha, i looove tacos, my mommy makes good tacos!
    m:(in english) hey, get back to work asshole
    t:why arent you guys mowing lawns or something!?!
    m:beat down

    ______________----____________________


    uhhh.....riight ill concoct something a lot less lame next time
     
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    Dr. Dazzle - Replied May 26, 2004

    I remember writing one that went down well. It involved 2pac jammie-jams or something. I think it was when tease said he was going out in to the "real world"....

    I odn't know how to find it....
     
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    Dirty_habiT - Replied May 26, 2004

    ^^^YESSSS, That's the funniest shit, I remember that too!!
     
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    geezpot - Replied May 26, 2004

    "I've got these "Keep it Rail" shirtolas for sale so everyone holla back if you want one" Asks tease to the 12oz heads.
    "_______"replies the board.
    "Come on someone has to buy one or my dadola will kick me out"
    "_______"12ozers again reply
    "Damn the front seat of my car is uncomfortable to sleep in..."
     
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    Crookedline - Replied May 26, 2004

    tease to random Mexican girl on the street: Yo you be fineola tacolla you be meh baby momma yo fo shizzle with my ampola in yo backyard holla at a nizzle..

    Confused random Mexican girl on street to 911: Yes hello..i THINK i'm being sexually harrassed by a blind white guy....

    911 operator: How do you know he's blind.

    Confused random Mexican girl on street to 911: well he seems to think he's black.
     
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    TURBOCAPSLOK - Replied May 27, 2004

    TEASE:"HI, MY NAME IS TEASE AND I TURBOSUCK AT LIFEOLA"
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Spike - Replied May 27, 2004

    ::Tease taps girl on shoulder::
    "Oh, shitola! Did I just get you pregnantola?"
     
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