lord_casek Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 a list in the works. how to do shit that will get you in trouble, out of trouble, or "blowed up." knock someone out with a matchbox http://www.metacafe.com/watch/443468/the_matchbox_knockout/ laser espionage device http://www.metacafe.com/watch/767822/laser_espionage_microphone_how_to/ make a bump key, unlock doors. create a fake identity http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/ portable 12volt air conditioner http://www.instructables.com/id/EHNCAI7F54HJ6C4/ build your own letterpress http://www.instructables.com/id/ED97Q95F54HJ5HZ/ re-surface a cd so it works again http://www.instructables.com/id/EAPIE0IPAUEP286T9M/ ok, i'm done for now. smoke 'em if ya got 'em. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project get any stain out fo your carpet (like blood from your bleeding vaginas) http://www.fabriclink.com/Stains/Carpet.cfm pick a lock with a fucking toothbrush http://www.inventgeek.com/Projects/lockpick/Overview.aspx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project the real hustle how to get free drinks http://youtube.com/watch?v=109NvRJzdGw http://youtube.com/watch?v=Hs18XyY3sqc the window tap http://youtube.com/watch?v=C89zYAjVmkg fuggit, a whole shitload of scams. http://youtube.com/results?search_type=search_videos&search_query=the%20real%20hustle&search_sort=relevance&search_category=0&search=Search&v=&page=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project 12 volt battery hack http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/773138/12_volt_battery_hack__youll_be_surprised.swf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project kidney theft (yeah, kidney theft) DISCLAIMER: The CID and totse.tom do not encourage/condone the act of kidney theft. This document is solely for the purpose of entertainment and/or education on the subject. Organ theft is a serious crime, in fact it's one of few "crimes" that are plain evil! I have never stolen bodily organs and never would. What you do with this information is your choice and not the responsibilities of the author. First you must find a 'mark', this is easy; just hire a hot chic to seduce some poor bastard and spike his drink to render him unconscious. Tell the woman to get him to rant a hotel room with a bathtub(this is where she'll knock him out). There are plenty of files on "knock out drops" and other poisons like that on the net. After he's out it's time to get to work. The kidneys are located between the hips and ribs on the lower back. The incisions must be made on the back. Have someone with medical experience or at least anatomy knollege do this. Sew up the incisions and prepare an ice bath in the bath tub. Make sure you run cold water with the ice and place the mark's legs and arms and head are not submerged so he doesn't drown or freeze. The ice will protect the incisions and kill the pain. Leave a note on the mirror explaining that you stole one/both of his kidneys (at least leave him one for god's sake!) were stolen (apologize while your at it you sick, sadistic fuck!) and that he must call 911 immedietly! And of course you must take care of the kidneys. I suggest wrapping it in two to three layers of plastic wrap, putting it in a plastic bag and suck the air out but don't suck too hard or you will damage the merchandise! Put it in a cooler with ice. Your kidney...ahem...THE KIDNEY YOU STOLE, YOU SICK FUCK, is now ready to be sold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project make your own outdoor gear http://www.backpacking.net/makegear.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project build your own generator http://theepicenter.com/tow02077.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREIGHTYONE Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project Nice thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project How the fuck does one go about selling a kindey anyways? And if somebody was awaiting a kidney transplant and one of his relatives just showed up with a kidney out of the blue all random and shit... wouldn't that kinda set off alarms with the doctors? Espescially when they have full access to TV and can see on the news that somebody got jacked for their kidneys? Just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project How the fuck does one go about selling a kindey anyways? And if somebody was awaiting a kidney transplant and one of his relatives just showed up with a kidney out of the blue all random and shit... wouldn't that kinda set off alarms with the doctors? Espescially when they have full access to TV and can see on the news that somebody got jacked for their kidneys? Just saying. questions like that can get you killeded in chinatown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project Nice thread. i'll keep working on it, i expect people to add shit they've found, too. if ya have links to scams, hacks, tips, tricks, build your own type ish, post 'em. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project questions like that can get you killeded in chinatown. LOL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project where to find public records online http://lifehacker.com/software/technophilia/where-to-find-public-records-online-280785.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FREIGHTYONE Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project where to find public records online http://lifehacker.com/software/technophilia/where-to-find-public-records-online-280785.php Casek, I've been trying to find a free site that will allow me to do a background check on myself, but haven't had any luck - you know of any? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project Casek, I've been trying to find a free site that will allow me to do a background check on myself, but haven't had any luck - you know of any? you have to pay for shit like that. if the last time you were in trouble was before you were legally an adult, you can go to the local cop shop and have your records sealed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project Cool thread. The only scam I could remember was a payphone scam to make free calls but they caught onto that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project Cool thread. The only scam I could remember was a payphone scam to make free calls but they caught onto that. to be honest, this isn't about scams, it's just shit i think is cool. scamming happens to be kinda cool to me, on paper, anyhow. what's really cool to me are cardboard geodesic domes. http://www.monkeyc.org/dome/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project Remote laser security camera defeat http://www.hackaday.com/2007/08/11/remote-laser-security-camera-defeat/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project Casek, I do like your thread you've got going, I will try to add some stuff to it later when I'm at work... also I will subscribe to this thread so I can see every time someone wants to say "lolz" or actually add something of relevance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mellow Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project bump the bump key looks easy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project See, like that, I got an email because ol' dude over here wanted to say "bump, that looks easy." I thought someone had something to add to the thread. Guess not, high five on bumping the thread though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project thanks dhabz. to make it not a waste since you will get an email for this.... bump keying forum http://www.bumpkeyforum.com/ hacking a car boot (fuck these things) http://www.hackaday.com/2005/02/24/hacking-a-car-boot/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project I'd like to see a lot of DIY stuff here... that's really my favorite kinds of things. Just about all the other forums I belong to explicitly outlaw "bumping" threads... they also outlaw bad use of grammar, capitalization, punctuation, and slang.... so pretty much 80% of this forum would be boned if they weren't all holed up here on 12oz. Anyway... DIY in-line headphone amp DIY cheap laser range finder (requires a bit of coding knowledge) DIY laser "mini-mag light" hack DIY solid state amplifier (forget about it if you can't read schematics) Turn your old CRT into a fish tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steveparesucksgasm Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project not a hack or a scam, but i found out that today is free iced mocha and other coffee treats day at mcdonalds. possibly every wednesday, i dont know. i dont really frequent that place unless im awake at 7 in the morning (rare) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MountHolyoke Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project great thread. only criticism, there is some seriously important information missing from the "steal a kidney" article. like everything between slicing the poor bastard open and then finally sewing him back up.:lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project ^^dude, it shouldn't be that hard to figure out... it's kinda like going to a junk yard, you cut off more than you need, and you leave a little bit for the next guy.... so what that means is... the renal vein/artery and the ureter... make sure you've got a good 4 inches attached of all three. That way it has maximum selling value on the black market as it won't be too hard to "hook back up" to someone else. Some of you have got to start using the internet for more than just "checking 12oz" there's a wealth of information out there and that's no horse shit either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MountHolyoke Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project well hell's bells. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project how to join the jihaddy naughty party.... dot comhttp://www.jihad.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest spectr Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project haha... great... but today I got better shit to do... its me birthday... time to get into a drunken stupor and dance and graff.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roadpig Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Re: 12oz boredom project make your own outdoor gear http://www.backpacking.net/makegear.html ever seen First Blood? :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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