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12oz boredom project - no homo

Discussion in 'Technology' started by lord_casek, Aug 22, 2007.

  1. lord_casek

    lord_casek 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jan 24, 2006 Messages: 27,078 Likes Received: 1,007
    a list in the works. how to do shit that will get you in trouble, out of trouble, or "blowed up."


    knock someone out with a matchbox

    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/443468/the_matchbox_knockout/

    laser espionage device
    http://www.metacafe.com/watch/767822/laser_espionage_microphone_how_to/

    make a bump key, unlock doors.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwTVBWCijEQ

    create a fake identity
    http://www.fakenamegenerator.com/

    portable 12volt air conditioner
    http://www.instructables.com/id/EHNCAI7F54HJ6C4/

    build your own letterpress
    http://www.instructables.com/id/ED97Q95F54HJ5HZ/

    re-surface a cd so it works again
    http://www.instructables.com/id/EAPIE0IPAUEP286T9M/




    ok, i'm done for now.

    smoke 'em if ya got 'em.
     
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  2. lord_casek

    lord_casek 12oz Royalty

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  3. lord_casek

    lord_casek 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jan 24, 2006 Messages: 27,078 Likes Received: 1,007
  4. lord_casek

    lord_casek 12oz Royalty

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  5. lord_casek

    lord_casek 12oz Royalty

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    Re: 12oz boredom project

    kidney theft (yeah, kidney theft)

    DISCLAIMER: The CID and totse.tom do not encourage/condone the act of kidney theft. This document is solely for the purpose of entertainment and/or education on the subject. Organ theft is a serious crime, in fact it's one of few "crimes" that are plain evil! I have never stolen bodily organs and never would. What you do with this information is your choice and not the responsibilities of the author.

    First you must find a 'mark', this is easy; just hire a hot chic to seduce some poor bastard and spike his drink to render him unconscious. Tell the woman to get him to rant a hotel room with a bathtub(this is where she'll knock him out). There are plenty of files on "knock out drops" and other poisons like that on the net.

    After he's out it's time to get to work. The kidneys are located between the hips and ribs on the lower back. The incisions must be made on the back. Have someone with medical experience or at least anatomy knollege do this.

    Sew up the incisions and prepare an ice bath in the bath tub. Make sure you run cold water with the ice and place the mark's legs and arms and head are not submerged so he doesn't drown or freeze. The ice will protect the incisions and kill the pain.

    Leave a note on the mirror explaining that you stole one/both of his kidneys (at least leave him one for god's sake!) were stolen (apologize while your at it you sick, sadistic fuck!) and that he must call 911 immedietly!

    And of course you must take care of the kidneys. I suggest wrapping it in two to three layers of plastic wrap, putting it in a plastic bag and suck the air out but don't suck too hard or you will damage the merchandise! Put it in a cooler with ice. Your kidney...ahem...THE KIDNEY YOU STOLE, YOU SICK FUCK, is now ready to be sold.
     
  6. lord_casek

    lord_casek 12oz Royalty

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    lord_casek 12oz Royalty

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  8. FREIGHTYONE

    FREIGHTYONE Member

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    Re: 12oz boredom project

    Nice thread.
     
  9. DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER

    DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jan 25, 2007 Messages: 23,219 Likes Received: 662
    Re: 12oz boredom project

    How the fuck does one go about selling a kindey anyways?
    And if somebody was awaiting a kidney transplant and one of his relatives just showed up with a kidney out of the blue all random and shit... wouldn't that kinda set off alarms with the doctors? Espescially when they have full access to TV and can see on the news that somebody got jacked for their kidneys?

    Just saying.
     
  10. lord_casek

    lord_casek 12oz Royalty

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    Re: 12oz boredom project


    questions like that can get you killeded in chinatown.
     
  11. lord_casek

    lord_casek 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jan 24, 2006 Messages: 27,078 Likes Received: 1,007
    Re: 12oz boredom project


    i'll keep working on it, i expect people to add shit they've found, too. if ya
    have links to scams, hacks, tips, tricks, build your own type ish, post 'em.
     
  12. DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER

    DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER 12oz Royalty

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    Re: 12oz boredom project





    LOL!
     
  13. lord_casek

    lord_casek 12oz Royalty

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  14. FREIGHTYONE

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  15. lord_casek

    lord_casek 12oz Royalty

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    Re: 12oz boredom project


    you have to pay for shit like that. if the last time you were in trouble was before you were legally an adult, you can go to the local cop shop and have your records sealed.
     
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