gatita Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 How do you ladies get paid/get gifts without giving up the cooch? Well, here's some simple ways that Gatita gets the loot without knocking boots [shit, I can rhyme]. -its so easy to get free drinks at a bar without hooking up or looking slutty. Lock eyes with a guy across the bar, and stare for a sec. Dont stare too long, youll look like a deranged chick whose out of the mental hospital for the night. He'll probably come over, granted only if youre not busted, so chat. If he doesnt order you a drink in 5-10 minutes, pretend you have somewhere to go. -casually add in that you really need _____ [a drink, paint, gas, food, want to see a movie] during a conversation. It works. You can even get a guy to deliver it to you if youre just.that.good. Dude, this shit is really hard for me to think up now that Im a reformed housewife. So, bare with me... -saying you REALLY REALLY like something but dont have the $$ for it. It works. All in all, in order for these things to WORK, you have to be INTELLIGENT. By intelligent, I dont mean devious, I mean, a well educated, emotionally intelligent and mature girl. Guys with the casho, or that are will to spend, will more likely be attracted to you. Being an extremely senseless, irrational girl and using these techniques will not work, but instead make you look like an asshole. Oh, and, honestly, even though I sound like Im lying... I dont use these... personally.. no really. I swear... I mean, I just say the things.. Im not asking for anything.. or something. :evil2: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 ^^^ the above only really aplies if the girls are hot but we all know the ladies of 12oz have nothing to worry about.... Girls, you know who Lens speaks of.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dosoner Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 the above also only applies if your a gold digging whore. im tryin to fall for some stupid shit like that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 you must find some dumb fucking guys to fall for that shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 Guys... guys.. stop with the anger. CasualT said a girls version of yahlls thread should be made.. dont take it so literal. Shhh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual T. Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Originally posted by gatita@Oct 12 2004, 02:05 AM Guys... guys.. stop with the anger. CasualT said a girls version of yahlls thread should be made.. dont take it so literal. Shhh... Quoted post True gatita. I was just half-joking. But yeah it is still somewhat true. It's pretty guaranteed that a girl will get what she wants if she agrees to give up the nappy dug-out. But I think it takes skill if she can get what she wants without spreading her legs every 5 minutes. What other hustles have you ladies pulled off without marketing yourself off as a sex symbol ready to spread the legs at any moment? It can be monetary, material, or any other type of gain (like respect). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Originally posted by dosoner@Oct 11 2004, 05:59 PM the above also only applies if your a gold digging whore. im tryin to fall for some stupid shit like that Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 i buy girls drinks all the time. not random girls really, but girlfriends and friends of friends. i buy all my friends drinks, but i guess i do buy more drinks for girls then my boys. what can i say? i'm a muthafuckin gentleman. maybe i'm a chump? i don't know. i got skrill and i like to party. gatita, what you drinkin' girl? you lookin pretty good in them jeans... on a sidenote, iquit hasnt had a sip of booze in 3 days. -soberiquitfiverbecauseonerisplayed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 i only go out with women that spend up big on me, not the other way around. wonk aggin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 ^^^ ABC....I wish my gf believed in doing that. BTW, your signature is pure comedy....naw mean? :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual T. Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Oct 12 2004, 02:32 AM i only go out with women that spend up big on me, not the other way around. wonk :$:aggin Quoted post Word. There's nothing better than pimping women and have them pay the tab whereever we go, then fuck 'em at their crib and never call them again. I agree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 well now i just feel like a sucker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreightHunter241* Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 im not 21 soo i cant meet any chicks at the bar,but when i am getting drunk ill buy girls a drink even if they are just friends,they dont have to beg or scheme for money.it shouldnt work that way Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 i dont know i make guys laugh alot..and they like that and end up buying me drinks.. i cant flirt worth shit but i can crack jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 That plans gonna back-fire once the guy slips a roofie in your drink. :/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Getting guys to buy you shit is retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual T. Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 "To the honeys gettin' money playin niggas like dummies" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 true. but what are odds of that? and if it did happen..which it could happen..its not like i go to the bar alone, i go with friends ..and my friends..or as a friend would notice if i was acting all fucked up on some shit.. plus i would know if i was more then just drunk.. and they wouldnt let me leave with some random guy anyway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casual T. Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 I'm a straight sucker. If this was real life, I would've already bought all these 12oz ladies drinks and given them massages and backrubs in the process. But in the real world this is a strategic move to get in the panties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bathoræ Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 whack I hate it when people buy me shit... unless it's flowers. 'cause I like flowers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 if a guy wants to buy me a drink..ill let him buy me a drink..doesnt mean i'm giving up shit.. and hell i'll even buy a guy drink..it dont matter..aint no thang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 i hate this thread so much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 play on playettes. . shit, I'm glad I'm married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 YOU "LADIES" NEED TO READ THIS! VICE GUIDE TO GOLD DIGGING :clown2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Originally posted by test pattern@Oct 12 2004, 03:34 AM i hate this thread so much. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Originally posted by alure@Oct 12 2004, 01:06 PM i dont know i make guys laugh alot..and they like that and end up buying me drinks.. i cant flirt worth shit but i can crack jokes Quoted post yeah, but you earned those drinks, you didn't just show a bit of leg and expect a bmw. if a girl came up to me at a bar and made good conversation and made me laugh, i'd buy her a drink or two. there's a difference between being a gold digger and being good company Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Oct 11 2004, 08:02 PM you must find some dumb fucking guys to fall for that shit. Quoted post I won't buy random girls drinks at bars for that reason alone. I've seen this shit time and time again. Shit...the girls don't even have to be that hot. There's always a couple really, drunk ugly dudes that'd would throw themselves in front of a bus if a girl would even talk to them...so a beer isn't that big of a deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 I bought some girl a beer last week end and bitch dropped the pint on the floor. Who loses ? I lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
porque Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 ...whenever girls try to play me for free drinks like that i call em out...'so...are you just trying to get me to buy you drinks?'...it's a great way to judge what a girl is actually after...if they get pissed and walk away, no loss for you they weren't worth your time in the first place...if they realizes that you're just callin game...and kinda joke about it....it's a good way to break the ice and it's worth buying them a drink to talk and get to know them...i used to think all the girls that were at clubs and bars were just worthless skanks...now i've kinda realized that there are regular ladies there too...it's just that the skanks fight for all the attention...you gotta dig for the winners... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 Hey, while on the topic.. any girls have a funny moment at a bar or club where a guy/girl has picked them up/offered to buy them a drink? Or even in every day life? I had a guy come up to me while I was taking a water break from dancing telling me I was "the most wonderful dancer he's ever seen... can he please have a dance with me later" type shit. Im like.. dude.. we're at a drum and bass party.. uhmmm... its not the prom. I was eyeing this really intelligent boy with neatly kept dreads a while ago at a party. Finally he came up to me.. and his voice killed me. He asked for a cigarette..and I was thinking.. dude, can you sound more gay.. no seriously.. please? It would add to the horror of this situation. And after I handed him one, he offered to buy me a drink when he came back from his smoke. Needless to say, the free drink wasn't worth it. Last week I was coming out of a doc appt and walked by some construction workers who were about mid 20s-30s. They were cat calling me etc, I walked by them. When I walked enough that my back was facing them, one guy shouted out.. "I could work that ALL NIGHT" I was almost tempted to go back and give that guy a high five. It had me burst out laughing. God I have a lot of these,this one is the last one... I was on the bus last week and we come to a stop [this is a packed bus, mind you.] So, Im sitting down with my back to a window and I hear a knock. I turn around to see an 18 yr old boy from around my area act like hes writing on paper and screaming CAN I GET YOUR NUMBER from outside. Im like "OH HELL NO". What the hell are these kids thinking these days haha.. Anyway. Im done.... :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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