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12 oz Ladies: Getting Paid without Laying.. [down]

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by gatita, Oct 11, 2004.

  1. gatita

    gatita Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 24, 2004 Messages: 1,319 Likes Received: 1
    How do you ladies get paid/get gifts without giving up the cooch?

    Well, here's some simple ways that Gatita gets the loot without knocking boots [shit, I can rhyme].

    -its so easy to get free drinks at a bar without hooking up or looking slutty. Lock eyes with a guy across the bar, and stare for a sec. Dont stare too long, youll look like a deranged chick whose out of the mental hospital for the night. He'll probably come over, granted only if youre not busted, so chat. If he doesnt order you a drink in 5-10 minutes, pretend you have somewhere to go.

    -casually add in that you really need _____ [a drink, paint, gas, food, want to see a movie] during a conversation. It works. You can even get a guy to deliver it to you if youre just.that.good.

    Dude, this shit is really hard for me to think up now that Im a reformed housewife. So, bare with me...

    -saying you REALLY REALLY like something but dont have the $$ for it. It works.


    All in all, in order for these things to WORK, you have to be INTELLIGENT.
    By intelligent, I dont mean devious, I mean, a well educated, emotionally intelligent and mature girl. Guys with the casho, or that are will to spend, will more likely be attracted to you. Being an extremely senseless, irrational girl and using these techniques will not work, but instead make you look like an asshole.


    Oh, and, honestly, even though I sound like Im lying... I dont use these... personally.. no really. I swear... I mean, I just say the things.. Im not asking for anything.. or something.


    :evil2:
     
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  2. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    ^^^

    the above only really aplies if the girls are hot but we all know the ladies of 12oz have nothing to worry about....

    Girls, you know who Lens speaks of....
     
  3. dosoner

    dosoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2000 Messages: 3,735 Likes Received: 26
    the above also only applies if your a gold digging whore. im tryin to fall for some stupid shit like that
     
  4. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,505 Likes Received: 441
    you must find some dumb fucking guys to fall for that shit.
     
  5. gatita

    gatita Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 24, 2004 Messages: 1,319 Likes Received: 1
    Guys... guys.. stop with the anger. CasualT said a girls version of yahlls thread should be made.. dont take it so literal.

    Shhh...
     
  6. Casual T.

    Casual T. Member

    Joined: Sep 19, 2004 Messages: 269 Likes Received: 0
    True gatita. I was just half-joking. But yeah it is still somewhat true. It's pretty guaranteed that a girl will get what she wants if she agrees to give up the nappy dug-out. But I think it takes skill if she can get what she wants without spreading her legs every 5 minutes.

    What other hustles have you ladies pulled off without marketing yourself off as a sex symbol ready to spread the legs at any moment? It can be monetary, material, or any other type of gain (like respect).
     
  7. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
     
  8. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    i buy girls drinks all the time. not random girls really, but girlfriends and friends of friends. i buy all my friends drinks, but i guess i do buy more drinks for girls then my boys. what can i say? i'm a muthafuckin gentleman. maybe i'm a chump? i don't know. i got skrill and i like to party.

    gatita, what you drinkin' girl? you lookin pretty good in them jeans...

    on a sidenote, iquit hasnt had a sip of booze in 3 days.

    -soberiquitfiverbecauseonerisplayed
     
  9. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i only go out with women that spend up big on me, not the other way around. wonk [​IMG]aggin
     
  10. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    ^^^

    ABC....I wish my gf believed in doing that.

    BTW, your signature is pure comedy....naw mean? :haha:
     
  11. Casual T.

    Casual T. Member

    Joined: Sep 19, 2004 Messages: 269 Likes Received: 0
    Word. There's nothing better than pimping women and have them pay the tab whereever we go, then fuck 'em at their crib and never call them again.

    I agree.
     
  12. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    well now i just feel like a sucker...
     
  13. FreightHunter241*

    FreightHunter241* Junior Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 172 Likes Received: 0
    im not 21 soo i cant meet any chicks at the bar,but when i am getting drunk ill buy girls a drink even if they are just friends,they dont have to beg or scheme for money.it shouldnt work that way
     
  14. alure

    alure Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Oct 18, 2002 Messages: 4,700 Likes Received: 17
    i dont know i make guys laugh alot..and they like that and end up buying me drinks.. i cant flirt worth shit but i can crack jokes
     
  15. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    That plans gonna back-fire once the guy slips a roofie in your drink.

    :/
     
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