Guest greedy mars Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 everyone hold there spots now.. sign up before your the last one.. 1. greedy mars ( kick to the balls and a knife to the throat) get your spots now boyee before your stuck with the patatoe sac relay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 2. swif1 *spikes kool aid with his blood* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:armr:. Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 3. ceasroni has young boys tied up in his basement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 3. Shameless is allowed to hang blink ass naked from a tree in the area with his shoe string, while heating up an hanger shaped to say toy and branding that shit onto his forehead....then he is cut down and placed on a pole in the forest with hot dogs attached to his penis and left for the wolves.... thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 4. Since this is a cookout, why you guys do the dirty work I will sit back and eat all of the good food and laugh at all of you because ive just made off with all of the cooked goodies...but I will come back later on to poke him with a stick to see if he's still moving, anyone who is up for some nice poking can join me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 5. uncle-boy bitch slaps blink. then everybody laughs at blink and then he cries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 oh yeah, i also get to beat the mother fucker with a hammer, esp. his joints and chest, and im allowed to boil, then burn at the stake, i would then use the pillory, the stocks, the finger pillory, the ducking stool, and the ranks and then hang the mother fucker once agian upside down until he was almost dead and then i would piss on his face and slowly quarter him.. Now do you understand why i had anger management classes while younger...im kinda fucked up in the head... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NoamChomsky Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 I'm not really violent.Can I just bring the emo sluts? PB&JNOAM(Peanut Butter and Jelly Noam) P.S. Fuck it, I will slap him in the nuts with a mutated sea bass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 platapie 6. i would like to take a meat cleaver to his hands for a good 10 mins so he can never type wit his hands again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 boogie hands- screws blinks little sister in the ass while sending his mom to the store for some amstel and a bag of chips..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 99. Boy why does blink get so much hate? Admitted he is annoying and an asshole. But sometimes i enjoy reading his commentaries on stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Dr. Dazzle - sits in the corner and cries......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Can I beat his face in with a 5th grade english book? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Originally posted by boogie hands boogie hands- screws blinks little sister in the ass while sending his mom to the store for some amstel and a bag of chips..... dam boogie i should have had that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Originally posted by boogie hands boogie hands- screws blinks little sister in the ass while sending his mom to the store for some amstel and a bag of chips..... i call sloppy seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raw fish Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Ill man the keg... hand out cups and stuff.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest serpent of the light Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 i'll take care of the metal soundtrack. and an occasional Eazy E track. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Dee- hires midgets to strip and give him lapdances..... then I tickle him with an ostrich feather. oh did i mention the feather has lice? i'm bringing some pie for dessert! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Originally posted by DEE38 Dee- hires midgets to strip and give him lapdances..... then I tickle him with an ostrich feather. oh did i mention the feather has lice? i'm bringing some pie for dessert! hahah...I GOT THE BUD HANDLED....oh, and the brownies!!:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 shameless to the rescue!!! im gunna bring some honey bbq wings for the grill too. YUM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Dezn- Burns his retinas with Clorox and pulls his tongue through the hole Greedy Mars made. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 Originally posted by DEE38 im gunna bring some honey bbq wings for the grill too. YUM i love those honey bbq wings. they're ono. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 hmmm well, i dont really give a fuck about blink personally. but i just cant turn down the opportunity to hurt someone. i have this dandy hard plastic/wax pineapple candle thats nice and heavy and solid and has these nice sharp points coming out of it....i put it in a fairly long dress sock and i think that if i ever got this thing swinging fast and hit someone they might very well die. i guess i can test it on blink and bash his skull in with it. (note: for extra flavour [...adding the 'u' to flavour makes it sound fancy] i add some tacks inside the sock and dip it in gas and light it ablaze, that way you get hit with sharp metal, hot wax and burning gas...and get hit hard.) beautiful. save me some veggie burgers, boca-chef max's grillers. mmm mmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 7. I'll Take the scalp... Tesseract/bringin swiss army knives to a new level Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 sneak - spends too much time giggling like a school girl while occasionally poking blink in the nuts and sipping on a beer. then sneak grabs a huge cold, wet, slimey, disgusting fish and beats blink round the back. followed by a wedgie and another beer and grout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG T Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 does anyone else on here collect ears? or do i get them both of my necklace??????? oh yeah and ummm i'll be working the door so bring your $5 or you will be right along side blink:D thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 you get his ears, but im going to wait untill all of you have mandhandled him then im gonna take a crowbar to his teeth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanedigital Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 8.) I'm gonna surgically remove his kneecaps with a steak knife and a pair of Kindergartener's safety scissors... then skip them across the beautiful lake drinking pounders of Iron City... Word up for Emo Sluts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tEkRoCkS Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 ill bring the GANJA so we can all laugh our asses off and blow smoke at the straight edge kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RaiD Posted May 6, 2002 Share Posted May 6, 2002 ill bring the funions! i dont give a fuck about blink but just for the hell of it... ill spray him in the eyes with a can of krylon ultra-flat black... then get a bar of soap , wrap it in a towl and beat him with it until all his ribs are broken. (Full Metal Jacket kicks ass) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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