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11:30,im in the mood for some blonde jokes

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by FameWhore, Jul 10, 2002.

  1. FameWhore

    FameWhore Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2002 Messages: 218 Likes Received: 0
    ya everyone loves blonde jokes right, right.well i dont care cause im posting some neways, i dunno, there may already be a thread for this popular topic but ahh well, the more the merrier:D

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    A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He puts the alligator up on the bar. He turns to the astonished patrons. "I'll make you a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one minute. He'll then open his mouth and I'll remove my unit unscratched. In return for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink."

    The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his pants, and placed his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator closed his mouth as the crowd gasped.

    After a minute, the man grabbed a beer bottle and rapped the alligator hard on the top of it's head. The crowd cheered and the first of his free drinks was delivered.

    The man stood up again and made another offer. "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try". A hush fell over the crowd.

    After a while, a hand went up in the back of the bar. A blonde woman timidly spoke up.

    "I'll try, but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle".
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    A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?" The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying.

    The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!"

    The guy doesn't believe her, so she dares him to test her. He says "Okay, what's the Capital of Montana?"

    The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's M!"
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    A brunette, a redhead and a blonde were waiting to see their obstetrician. Trying to make conversation, the brunette said, "I'm going to have a boy. I'm sure of it because I was on top."

    The redhead said, "I know I'm going to have a girl. I'm sure because I was on the bottom."

    The blonde suddenly burst into tears.The other women tried to comfort her and asked what was wrong. "I think I'm going to have puppies," she sobbed.
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    There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. So, instantly she is turned into a black haired woman. The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.
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    i dunno, its pretty late, i found them amusing:cool:
     
  2. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1

    ha ha ha ha....that one is hilarious....ive heard it before, but its still funny...

    they got a shitload of them on like, joke.com or something.....
     
  3. DEE38

    DEE38 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 8, 2001 Messages: 11,128 Likes Received: 13
    Why did the blonde jump off the building?

    Because she read on the box that her pad had wings.



    wacka wacka wacka
     
  4. FameWhore

    FameWhore Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2002 Messages: 218 Likes Received: 0
    hahahaha:loopy:
     
  5. rip

    rip Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 10, 2001 Messages: 2,667 Likes Received: 0
    dam these r funny. lol.
     
  6. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    why did the blonde climb the chainlinked fence???

    to see what was on the other side...
     
  7. KillYurSteel

    KillYurSteel Member

    Joined: Apr 13, 2002 Messages: 448 Likes Received: 0
    a bolnde walks into a bar.......*ping*
     
  8. SHELLTOES

    SHELLTOES Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2002 Messages: 499 Likes Received: 0
    my x girlfriend........ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
     
  9. FameWhore

    FameWhore Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2002 Messages: 218 Likes Received: 0
    nonono, its a blonde walked into a bar........PING, it was a metal bar,hahahahahah:cool:
     
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