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1000th post...im am going to die

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by REGULATOR, Jan 28, 2002.


    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    i would just like to say that for my 1000th post...it could possible be my last.......everyone at school hates me and wants to kill me...word is theres going to be a big mob and im going to get my ass killed..what should i do

    a. shoot the kids up with assault rifles

    b. as they are surrounding me kickin my ass...i open my shirt to reveal 6 sticks of dynamite and proceed to blow my self up

    c. invite them to taco bell and let the cockroach infested food take its toll

    im not afriad of dying right now anyways....so i might just commit suicide...my life sucks ass
  2. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
  3. the answer

    the answer Guest

    run run for the hills!!!!!
  4. 455

    455 Guest

    nah,I say you put some rat poison in their food before they eat it...pull some Ed Gein shit.haha..
  5. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 28
    i just passed my 2000th....

    yeeee freaking hawww
  6. swif1

    swif1 Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 7,067 Likes Received: 29
    go to taco bello...buy them meals and drinks...make the drink yourself...pour some ex-lax in it
  7. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    Speaking of post's. How far has seeking gotten up to?
    10,000 in a matter of days.
  8. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    no stay home

    the staff of 12oz send a fine ass chick to suck and fuck!!you also get a car...or is that when you become elite?
  9. ultraflat

    ultraflat Member

    Joined: Dec 25, 2001 Messages: 346 Likes Received: 0
    "i heard ferris was going to donate his eyes to stevie wonder, he's such a cutie?" dumb 80'S bitch


    bump...one more for me too. thank you, thank you.
  11. RaiD

    RaiD Guest

    ok do exactly what i say... when they go to jump you roll your eyes in the back of your head drop to the floor in a fetal possition procede to piss yourself and in a mad fit scream "MY PENNY LOAFERS ARE MISSING THEY'RE PENNIES!!!!!!!!!" and break out into a seasure or two... i promise they wont touch you. trust me its gotten me through high school so far.
  12. FROSTY

    FROSTY Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 22, 2001 Messages: 2,248 Likes Received: 5
    ahhh yes we get a score for how many times we type up some bullshit.
  13. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    bust out with some kungfu and take the motherfuckers down...
    if you dont stand up for yourself youre gonna get shit on, its not quite likely that a group of highschool kids is going to 'kill' you... beat you into a bloody pulp maybe... but yeah if you get in some hits its all worth it
  14. Eski

    Eski Guest

    yeah , take em down ninja style , flippy shit and cool slo motion blows to the torso
  15. ASER1NE

    ASER1NE Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2001 Messages: 7,578 Likes Received: 3
    i always thought you were a pretty cool guy , but i guess not since you got a target on ur head