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10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by WebsterUno, Jun 11, 2001.

  1. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    IM BACK BIOOOOOTCHEZ! NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED!!!!!!! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//mad.gif'>


    1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.

    2. It takes five minutes to untie your bodies.

    3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is
    recorded in your area.

    4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.

    5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your
    bed springs.

    6. You've both gone down one clothing size.

    7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's
    nothing left to adjust.

    8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.

    9. Boy, are you hungry!

    10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time

    [i]Sombody rockin, knockin da bootz![/i]…H-TOWN!
    post em!
     
  2. Face Me Face Death

    Face Me Face Death Member

    Joined: Nov 3, 2000 Messages: 536 Likes Received: 1
    sex?!?..oh yeah I remember what that is like.
     
  3. platapie

    platapie Guest

    hahahahhaha H-TOWN i thuahg tpeople forgot about them.
     
  4. dead people rule

    dead people rule Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2001 Messages: 761 Likes Received: 1
    are you drunk?
     
  5. curious george

    curious george Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2001 Messages: 1,359 Likes Received: 2
  6. theFUME

    theFUME Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 6, 2001 Messages: 2,489 Likes Received: 1
    lol

    for the drunks:
    Lu0sL
    ------------------
    "So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me"
    -nas

    [This message has been edited by theFUME (edited 06-11-2001).]
     
  7. keep

    keep Guest

    i think they should of put when your backs bleeding after, or when she cant walk. those are always good signs
     
  8. willy!wonka

    willy!wonka Senior Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 2,419 Likes Received: 3
    she wants one of her friends to try you out!
    and thier fine ass friend is down!

    HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US..
     
  9. willy!wonka

    willy!wonka Senior Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 2,419 Likes Received: 3
    or she takes a piss because your dick puts her pussy all outa wack..

    HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US...
     
  10. teister

    teister Senior Member

    Joined: May 17, 2001 Messages: 2,100 Likes Received: 0
    dood, girls are supposed to piss after sex. For that matter everyone is supposed after sex. But girls especially or they can get urinary tract infection. I always make them go pee if they don't think they have to.
     
  11. PIRone716

    PIRone716 Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2001 Messages: 837 Likes Received: 1
     
  12. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    your neighbors called to ask if you were doing contruction.

    911 called to see if there was an emergency

    people down on the street are holding up all "10" signs

    you pass the fuck out and don't wake up til hibernation is over

    there are permanant imprints of your headboard on the wall

    you earn a red cape.

    http://www.batman-superman.com/superman/img/supergirl.gif'>




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    high plains drifter
     
  13. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    http://www.ratemyface.com/pictures/Neidermeyer.jpg'>
    My Hobbies:
    Singing, writing music, drugs, skatein, smokin the ill nasty crack rocks, sex, and staring at myself in the mirror...
     
  14. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    Your blow up doll just went
    http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//tongue.gif'> "ppppllllbbbtttt" [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//tongue.gif'> (fart sound)

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    It's WEBS the new kid,
    the one you never heardah,
    the one who's on some cool out shit,
    but artistically commiting MURDAH
     
  15. kid furie

    kid furie Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 25, 2000 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    -10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX-
    10 your not fury....
    9 your not fury....
    8 your not fury....
    7 your not fury....
    6 your not fury....
    5 your not fury....
    4 your not fury....
    3 your not fury....
    2 your not fury....

    and the number one rway to know you've had wild sex is:
     
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