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10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by WebsterUno, Jun 11, 2001.

  1. WebsterUno

    WebsterUno Guest

    10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX

    Discussion started by WebsterUno - Jun 11, 2001

    IM BACK BIOOOOOTCHEZ! NO SLEEP FOR THE WICKED!!!!!!! http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//mad.gif'>


    1. Your mattress has turned into a giant sponge.

    2. It takes five minutes to untie your bodies.

    3. An earthquake of 3.4 on the Richter Scale is
    recorded in your area.

    4. The cat's exhausted from just watching you.

    5. A trampoline company has to come to adjust your
    bed springs.

    6. You've both gone down one clothing size.

    7. You cancel your chiropractic appointment. There's
    nothing left to adjust.

    8. You have to breathe into a brown paper bag.

    9. Boy, are you hungry!

    10. You're absolutely satisfied yet uncontrollably horny at the same time

    [i]Sombody rockin, knockin da bootz![/i]…H-TOWN!
    post em!
     
  2. Face Me Face Death

    Face Me Face Death 12oz Member

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    Face Me Face Death - Replied Jun 11, 2001

    sex?!?..oh yeah I remember what that is like.
     
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  3. platapie

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    platapie - Replied Jun 11, 2001

    hahahahhaha H-TOWN i thuahg tpeople forgot about them.
     
  4. dead people rule

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    dead people rule - Replied Jun 11, 2001

    are you drunk?
     
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  5. curious george

    curious george 12oz Senior Member

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    curious george - Replied Jun 11, 2001

    sounds like he is...
     
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  6. theFUME

    theFUME 12oz Senior Member

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    theFUME - Replied Jun 11, 2001

    lol

    for the drunks:
    Lu0sL
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    "So analyze me surprise me but cant magmatize me"
    -nas

    [This message has been edited by theFUME (edited 06-11-2001).]
     
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  7. keep

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    keep - Replied Jun 12, 2001

    i think they should of put when your backs bleeding after, or when she cant walk. those are always good signs
     
  8. willy!wonka

    willy!wonka 12oz Senior Member

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    willy!wonka - Replied Jun 12, 2001

    she wants one of her friends to try you out!
    and thier fine ass friend is down!

    HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US..
     
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  9. willy!wonka

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    willy!wonka - Replied Jun 12, 2001

    or she takes a piss because your dick puts her pussy all outa wack..

    HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF US...
     
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  10. teister

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    teister - Replied Jun 12, 2001

    dood, girls are supposed to piss after sex. For that matter everyone is supposed after sex. But girls especially or they can get urinary tract infection. I always make them go pee if they don't think they have to.
     
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    your neighbors called to ask if you were doing contruction.

    911 called to see if there was an emergency

    people down on the street are holding up all "10" signs

    you pass the fuck out and don't wake up til hibernation is over

    there are permanant imprints of your headboard on the wall

    you earn a red cape.

    http://www.batman-superman.com/superman/img/supergirl.gif'>




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    high plains drifter
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Jun 12, 2001

    http://www.ratemyface.com/pictures/Neidermeyer.jpg'>
    My Hobbies:
    Singing, writing music, drugs, skatein, smokin the ill nasty crack rocks, sex, and staring at myself in the mirror...
     
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  14. WebsterUno

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    WebsterUno - Replied Jun 12, 2001

    Your blow up doll just went
    http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//tongue.gif'> "ppppllllbbbtttt" [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//tongue.gif'> (fart sound)

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    It's WEBS the new kid,
    the one you never heardah,
    the one who's on some cool out shit,
    but artistically commiting MURDAH
     
  15. kid furie

    kid furie 12oz Senior Member

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    kid furie - Replied Jun 12, 2001

    -10 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'VE HAD WILD SEX-
    10 your not fury....
    9 your not fury....
    8 your not fury....
    7 your not fury....
    6 your not fury....
    5 your not fury....
    4 your not fury....
    3 your not fury....
    2 your not fury....

    and the number one rway to know you've had wild sex is:
     
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