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10 things you love about your place of employment

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Zack Morris, Aug 11, 2002.

  1. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris 12oz Veteran Member

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    10 things you love about your place of employment

    Discussion started by Zack Morris - Aug 11, 2002

    10. The fact that my boss's ass looks like someone stuck 2 sacks of potatoes down the back of her pants
    9. The fact that the only music heard throughout our office is booty rap or jimmy buffett
    8. the fact that I make more than my mom
    7. There is a stack of news papers in the mens room and at the bottom of the stack is a porno
    6. You can hear girls in the other bathroom farting
    5. the secretary at one of the other places in my building that calls me hot stuff when she see's me on the stairs
    4. Girl talk with my boss...just for the record my boss is 23 and her supervisor is 29 and the head guy for 3 states
    3. the fact that our accountant and one of the other guys that is always in the office use the company netowrk to play video games together
    2. There is always free food there
    1. The fact that I am the only guy there that is not a mutant/moron and not engaged. The girls at my office love the fact there is now a guy there that is somewhat normal.
     
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  2. ArtvandaL

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    ArtvandaL - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    aight

    1- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.
    2- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.
    3- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.
    4- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.
    5- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.
    6- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.
    7- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.
    8- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.
    9- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.
    10- hot girls work with me, they are horny too.
     
  3. bodice_ripper

    bodice_ripper 12oz Elite Member

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    bodice_ripper - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    1. - I work with many foreigners, which is a welcome change
    2. - I'm currently trying to convince the Koreans and Latvians in work that when other staff give them shit - the correct response is "Step off, homeslice."
    3. Free food.
    4. I never have to be in work before, say, 2 in the afternoon
    5. I get to descale things. It may not sound like a perk to anyone but me, but it makes me happy.
    6. I see my girlfriend, who also works there.
    7. Its far enough away that I have to drive, and I like driving.
    8. Free pool.
    9. Nice people.
    10. ALL THE COFFEE I CAN DRINK!!!!
     
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  4. willy.wonka

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    willy.wonka - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    raw fish
     
  5. A Fire Inside

    A Fire Inside 12oz Senior Member

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    A Fire Inside - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    I don't think I can come up with 10.. but uh..

    10- It's not far from home, so if my car breaks down I can walk.
    9- The really, extremely cute girl that works there.
    8- Most of the people I work with.
    7--4 please refer to number 9
    3, 2 please refer to number 8
    1- please refer to number 7--4



    ZACKO!! get at me on AIM homey.
     
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  6. platapie

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    platapie - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    i see hto chicks all the time and i make more money then ive ever made in my life.
     
  7. THEdude

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    THEdude - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    ummm

    ok

    no.1 well ummm, oh shit I don't have a real job,
    I sometimes work construction.....

    1. you get to put sunscreen on you
    2.when you swet the sunscreen runs down yo face and burns the shit out of your eye
    3. you can get hemorrhoids for heavy lifting---no joke
    4. you get to go to people's houses and make noise early in the morning which pisses off the people inside and then they make fun of you, specially girls
    5. a 10 min break feels fucking good
    6. you get to take your fucking container full of lemonade for the heat, full of ice, fucking brainfreeze
    7. you get to eat either crurch's fucking wack ass chicken or good greesy mexican food that gives you diarrhea
    8. after lunch you don't feel like doing shit
    9. when you finish, you're not really finished, you still have to pick up all the tools and equipment
    10. you get a free ride home cause construction workers carpool motherfuckers!!


    wait, thats not really good at all, yo zack what do you do for a living?? fucking cool job man :)
     
  8. Devilush

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    Devilush - Replied Aug 11, 2002

    1. people that i work with.
    2. the guys who work at the hotel next to us that we like to embarras and harrass.
    3. 5 finger discount.
    4. fee food from this one guy who is a waiter at the cafe next to us.
    5. sometimes its slow that i am getting paid to do nothing.
    6. god discounts.
    7. bands stay at the hotel right next to us.
    8. people watching and shit talking.
    9. i'm pretty much the store manager when she isnt there.
    10. works well with school schedule.
     
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  9. spec

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    spec - Replied Aug 12, 2002

    i hate my job, if there's anythiNG I like about it is that it's a source of income, everything else about it can fuck itself if that's possible.
     
  10. IM2LOW4YOU

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    IM2LOW4YOU - Replied Aug 12, 2002

    1.Im unemployed
    2. "
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    etc..




    You get what im saying right?
     
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  11. Ronnie Dobbs

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    Ronnie Dobbs - Replied Aug 12, 2002

    FUCK WORK
     
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    ZEROX - Replied Aug 12, 2002

    1. I get paid vacation
    2. I have a decent wage... 6.25
    3. I get a raise... .50
    4. It is an easy job
    5. I get free gatorade
    6. 1 hour lunch... paid
    7. Two 20 minute breaks paid
    8. I quit working at 3:30 and get paid till 4:30
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  13. Ronnie Dobbs

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    Ronnie Dobbs - Replied Aug 12, 2002

    jesus christ man, what the hell you do?!
     
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  14. Zack Morris

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    Zack Morris - Replied Aug 12, 2002

    all I will say on that subject is that I am a salesrep for a multimillion dollar company.

    also did I mention that in 2 weeks I am getting paid to go to myrtle beach south carolina on a bussiness conference?
     
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    DOLR....LED - Replied Aug 12, 2002

    I OWN IT
    I OWN IT
    I OWN IT
    IT PAYS GREAT!
    IT PAYS GREAT!
    I OWN IT
    IT PAYS GREAT!
    I OWN IT
    I OWN IT
    IT PAYS GREAT!

    I COULD GO ON AND ON
     
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