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10 reasons why I am going to have Vin Diesel's babies..

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by tow up from tha flow up !, Jul 9, 2001.

  1. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! Member

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 878 Likes Received: 1
    For all of you in the dark, Vin Diesel is the guy who played Dominic in Fast and Furious, the exec. in Boiler Room, the guy who gets shot trying to get the jewish girl out of the broken house in Saving Private Ryan, and the prisoner in Pitch Black. He's the perfect guy, therefor he must father my children. Top ten reasons why:

    10) The body. Big, solid, lean, and built to kill.

    9) The voice. Deep, with a New York accent, yet very sexy, sophisticated, and intellegent sounding.

    8) The face. Even though he's not stereotypically "hot", there's something about his strong jawline, and abrasive features that makes me want to wrap my theighs around his head and.... you get the idea.

    7) The Style. Simple, mature, cultured, very masculin, the kindof style that would have been hip 30 years ago, and will be hip 30 years from now.

    6) The posture. When this guy walks into a room he owns it. I know it, you know it, and most importantly he knows it. HOTTTT!

    5) The mystery. He doesn't overdo anything, doesn't explain himself, doesn't try to be anything, he's just a bad ass and it makes you wonder why and how anyone can be so hardcore.

    4) The ass. 'nuff said.

    3) The star. He's never done a shitty movie, and he always acts his part perfectly.

    2) The arms. Even though his whole body is amazing, this guy's arms are so huge. I would do just about anything to spoon with a guy of his physique.

    and the number 1 reason Vin Diesel will father my children..

    1) The ass grab in Fast and Furious. Where he grabs her ass, picks her up, and throws her up against his jock all in one slick move.


    Any of you feel me on this one?



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  2. tow up from tha flow up !

    tow up from tha flow up ! Member

    Joined: May 31, 2001 Messages: 878 Likes Received: 1
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  3. TOY

    TOY New Jack

    Joined: May 16, 2001 Messages: 2 Likes Received: 0
    yeah, hes kind of scary. its his voice, i watched fast and the furious twice and both time his voice scared the shit out of me. i never heard anyone with a voice like that before. and hes big. the ass grab was slick too.
     
  4. Jesus of Nazareth

    Jesus of Nazareth Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 6, 2000 Messages: 2,388 Likes Received: 1
    He was he voice of the iron giant
     
  5. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    Yes he has, pitch black. that should have been burned.



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  6. wonka_willy

    wonka_willy Guest

    prude you would love me....and I'd let you wrap your legs around my face anytime...

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  7. MR. Slugworth

    MR. Slugworth New Jack

    Joined: Jun 30, 2001 Messages: 47 Likes Received: 0
    on screen he's a hard ass...kinda like me and wonka's roll model...but on his interviews he's a fem lookin fag...
    im more macho than he'll ever be....
    right wonka?wonka?you there?damn....

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  8. Step8

    Step8 Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 25, 2000 Messages: 1,366 Likes Received: 8
    he actually made his own movie and screened it at the sundance film fest a couple years ago.. way before his appearance in Private Ryan. 20/20 did a special on film makers trying to win at sundance, and they followed him around and shit..... an interesting side note, they also followed around the d00d that made 'Pi' (sorry, dont know how to get the symbol on my computer) they followed him through the production process and editing, all the way up untill the presentation at sundance
     
  9. chizm

    chizm Senior Member

    Joined: May 29, 2001 Messages: 1,165 Likes Received: 0
    he he. good post.

    he WON'T be the father of your children, if I beat you to it!!

    MUA HA HA HA HA!!!!
     
  10. ubejinxed

    ubejinxed Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 7,543 Likes Received: 3
    i'd take his car over him any day.


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  11. deznatori

    deznatori Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 5,441 Likes Received: 0
    One reason Prude will never have kids:
    Girl you suck.
    Just kidding.
     
  12. charlie dundar

    charlie dundar Member

    Joined: Mar 25, 2001 Messages: 807 Likes Received: 0
  13. boxcarwilly

    boxcarwilly Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 8, 2000 Messages: 1,288 Likes Received: 0
    oh prude all those things so unbefitting to me.
     
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