$2 dollar well drinks Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 TAMPA, Fla. - A father marched into a classroom and punched a teacher's assistant in the face after his teenage daughter accused the man of inappropriately touching her. ADVERTISEMENT "I'm not real proud of what I did," Dave F. Swafford, 42, told The Associated Press on Wednesday. "You have to protect your children, and my daughter does not lie to me." Swafford was charged with felony battery on a school employee after he hit the 35-year-old aide in front of a full class at Lakewood Ranch High near Bradenton on Tuesday, authorities said. A Tampa radio station named him "Father of the Year," offering Swafford and his family Daytona 500 race tickets. The school placed the aide on paid leave Tuesday because of the allegation, district spokeswoman Margi Nanney said. The sheriff's office is investigating. Swafford said he came to school to meet with officials about his 15-year-old daughter's allegations. When he saw that the aide was not at the meeting, Swafford asked his daughter to take him to the man. They argued and "I lost control," Swafford said. Swafford spent about 10 hours in jail before getting out on bail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I think we need more of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 good job on the radio for advocating the beat up your kids teacher policy. but i suppose you can do that there, hopefully the teacher pulls a gun and you can shoot him and stand your god given and protected ground. america fuck yeah. if it was true about the titty grabbing, id do the same, just not at school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 i am a fan of this. go dad!!!! i am going to be the same way when i have kids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frate_Raper Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 He just punched him? He can't be american. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 I think that if a person feels up a daugheter, it should be generally known that he may, in turn, get punched in the face by said girl's father. That doesnt seem all that far fetched to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 if the girl's story is true, thats fucking awesome. if it turns out the story wasn't true, he is going to feel like such a douchebag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by $2 dollar well drinks@Jan 25 2006, 03:29 PM They argued and "I lost control," Swafford said. generally when I lose control one punch wont do. So kudos on the out of control restraint. Not so much on class room behavior. but i would have been better if he had held dude down and let his daughter duff the dude in his fun time sacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 O'ER THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEE..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 if its not true i think he should be able to punch his daughter in the face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by heavyLox+Jan 25 2006, 12:54 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (heavyLox - Jan 25 2006, 12:54 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-$2 dollar well drinks@Jan 25 2006, 03:29 PM They argued and "I lost control," Swafford said. generally when I lose control one punch wont do. So kudos on the out of control restraint. Not so much on class room behavior. but i would have been better if he had held dude down and let his daughter duff the dude in his fun time sacks. Quoted post [/b] Yeah, but sometimes you realy feel the need to punch someone, even just once, and the "I lost control," excuse is golden. People can understand losing control over a subject like this. Im sure he was in full control of his flying fist. And good for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
$2 dollar well drinks Posted January 25, 2006 Author Share Posted January 25, 2006 In my minds eye, i picture this teacher aide, in class helping some kid. Daughter and father arrive at door. The girl turns to her father, points at the teachers aide and says "Thats him daddy", The father marches across the room, taps the aide on the shoulder, and when the aide turns his head to see who tapped him, BOOM, dad lands one right in the kisser, a split second later the teachers aide is laid out on the ground, one hitter quitter, the dad straightens out his clothes, looks around at the stunned students, turns around walks to the door and collects his daughter, and leaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 wonk saggin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hollowtips Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 [quote= duff the dude in his fun time sacks. Quoted post haha awesome.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 thats awesome,and mams made the thread alot better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wreck1 Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 you know the daughter most likely lied about that stuff. but she wont change her story now.. now that it is every where ... even here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpyD Posted January 25, 2006 Share Posted January 25, 2006 Originally posted by $2 dollar well drinks@Jan 25 2006, 03:13 PM In my minds eye, i picture this teacher aide, in class helping some kid. Daughter and father arrive at door. The girl turns to her father, points at the teachers aide and says "Thats him daddy", The father marches across the room, taps the aide on the shoulder, and when the aide turns his head to see who tapped him, BOOM, dad lands one right in the kisser, a split second later the teachers aide is laid out on the ground, one hitter quitter, the dad straightens out his clothes, looks around at the stunned students, turns around walks to the door and collects his daughter, and leaves. Quoted post thats how I pictured it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milton Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 There are some things in life that are worth taking a charge for. Even if you know you're going to be caught. This is one. I would have punched dude too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 I would have fondled his breasts. Flip the script on that nigga whaaat! No homo though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Future Droid Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 i bet shes a slut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 damn, yeah I can't really fault dude..but I hope his daughter isn't some lying slut in the making..cuz then y'know..she's learning the game on manipulating guys, and well, mad early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ctrl+alt+del Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 investigate. if shes lying, the teachers aide gets to punch her in the face. or grope her, since he already got beaten up for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Originally posted by $2 dollar well drinks@Jan 25 2006, 01:29 PM offering Swafford and his family Daytona 500 race tickets. Quoted post Perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Originally posted by FunTimePartyTeam@Jan 25 2006, 08:31 PM I think we need more of this. Quoted post agreed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YourSistersAssCookie Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 I think that he should get the father of the year award. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 Anyone seen Freddy Got Fingered??? The title just reminded me how Gord gets a Le baron and it says #1 Son on the licence plate shit I don't know how to spell licence right....damn. Anyway's he starts going to his younger where's your Le baron freddy, I don't see 2 Le baron's do you freddy??? If youv'e seen it you'll know that shit is funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffie Crave Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 who cares, its 2006, that girl is prolly gunna grow up to end up fucking the whole highschool, then what dad gunna go beat up the whole football team? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUCK FUSH Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 why do over half of america's rapes go unreported? Originally posted by Future Droid@Jan 25 2006, 07:19 PM i bet shes a slut Quoted post DING DING DING WE HAVE A WINNER :idea: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mikinbin De Miami Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 If she's a slut getting got by guys, you can't really do anything..But if it's some 30something year old teacher trying to cop a "pajero" feel, I would have waited til a minute after school and whooped the SHIT out of that guy right down the street. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted January 26, 2006 Share Posted January 26, 2006 imagine having a daughter?! fuck that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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