Kodakoner Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 i see them all the time...1-900-girlsgirlsgirls...has anyone called one?? if you have...why??? funny stories a must, please... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neahs_number Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 ive got a i-9oo # i give it to chiks that ask ME out it usually doesnt get them callin but why get to know a ho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy_wonka Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 one time i told this bitch to suck my dick and all of a sudden!!!the suspence................................................these fat chocho lips came out of the phone !!!it scared the shit outa me...i just hung up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daze One Million Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 i would never call a 900 # because girls have cooties ------------------ Di Stile Tecnica Prima Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curious george Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 all the gals on 1-900 numbers are all fat. i saw it on a talk show a few years back. this gal sounded like she was fuckin georgeous, and then she came out of the back. i heard a forklift backing up, then i saw her fuckin fat ass and my tv busted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PIRone716 Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 HAHAHAHAHA A FORKLIFT BACKING UP HAHAHA THATS GREAT... ------------------ your ghetto if you pee in the shower... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dBUSH Posted July 8, 2001 Share Posted July 8, 2001 1900-SUCK: Hi whats your name? dBUSH: Nevrmind the details bitch talk dirty to me. 1900-SUCK: You're a mean one. I like that. What do you want me to talk about. dBUSH: I like like getting brains because the bitch can't talk. 1900-SUCK: Then why do you call phone sex numbers? dBUSH: Don't get all smarty-pants on me bitch! 1900-SUCK: Okay baby- How about this, I'll pretend I'm sucking you dick so you can hear the sounds of you fat cock in my mouth. dBUSH: This should be good. 1900-SUCK- Mmph- merrrpphm mohmmas (etc.) dBUSH- HAHA! Oh jeezus! (click) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 i watched some movie called "call girl 6" or something about 1 900 numbers. it was funny but i wouldnt call. ill call up some hoe i already know and just do her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HotRod Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 900 numbers suck because they cost like $5.99 a minute. I just wait for a female telemarketer to call my house. I lead them on for awhile pretending to be serious and occassionally throw in a question like "What are you wearing?". They usually just giggle and keep trying to sell you whatever shit they have. Then as they are talking I start to slightly groan and moan. When they ask if I'm alright I say "yeah, keep talking I'm about to cumm". At this point if they don't hang up I start to tell them things like "you sound so sexy I wanna fuck your ass" (that usually gets them to hang up). It's the perfect way to get free phone sex! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Step8 Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 Originally posted by HotRod: 900 numbers suck because they cost like $5.99 a minute. I just wait for a female telemarketer to call my house. I lead them on for awhile pretending to be serious and occassionally throw in a question like "What are you wearing?". They usually just giggle and keep trying to sell you whatever shit they have. Then as they are talking I start to slightly groan and moan. When they ask if I'm alright I say "yeah, keep talking I'm about to cumm". At this point if they don't hang up I start to tell them things like "you sound so sexy I wanna fuck your ass" (that usually gets them to hang up). It's the perfect way to get free phone sex! i'm scared to diss up, or fuck around with telemarketers, cuz they can put your number on so many lists, you'll be getting calls all day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 Damn I love fucking with telemarketers. I must get at least half a dozen a day. I guess my dads on a bunch of lists or something. Im always letting them talk and then it goes like this.. Mapo: wheres it at? Caller: what? Mapo: huh? Caller: where is what? Mapo: what? Caller: (pause) are you interested in the product? Mapo: (laughs and hangs up). About the thing of telemarketers all being fat and nasty..not necessarily. I just read recently about some female celebrity who was once a phone-sex operator. For the life of me I cant think of who it was. Anyone know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kg Posted July 9, 2001 Share Posted July 9, 2001 yo thats not funny i use to work at one of those places that call you to sell things!! hehe but yo next time i get a tellemarket person ITS ON!! ------------------ i hate working Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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