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•_•_•_The Greatest Story Ever Told (Ever)_•_•_•

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Sep 30, 2003.

  1. Poop Man Bob

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    •_•_•_The Greatest Story Ever Told (Ever)_•_•_•

    Discussion started by Poop Man Bob - Sep 30, 2003

    I found this wonder in the printer at my undergrad three years ago, and it has remained with me ever since. Words can't describe it's poetic grace, subtle literary technique, and flawless plot. Without further ado, I present, The Greatest Story Ever Told,:



    [color=888888]KLEEKLOOMOTHERFUCKER[/color]Itchy Breasts

    [color=888888]kleepoodee la la la BLERGHG poo[/color]Wait for the load, please.

    http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/awesomestory1.jpg'>

    [img]http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/awesomestory2a.jpg'>

    [img]http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/awesomestory3.jpg'>
     
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  2. Poop Man Bob

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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Sep 30, 2003

    PMB™ approved

    http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/pmb2.gif'> [color=888888]ilikecheeseslutithink imgoingtoeatmyballskleekloo!!![/color] [img]http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/pmb2.gif'>
    [img]http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/pmb2.gif'> [img]http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/DavePureSex_1_.jpg'> [img]http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/pmb2.gif'>[/center]​
     
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  3. Kreature

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    Kreature - Replied Sep 30, 2003

    Haha. Yeah, that was great.
     
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    king kong - Replied Sep 30, 2003

    ha that was great
     
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    suicidebombr - Replied Sep 30, 2003

    good story, but i don't get the joke.:eek:
     
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    MrChupacabra - Replied Sep 30, 2003

    PHASLMATASM!
     
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    Brandon - Replied Sep 30, 2003

    Well thats because the joke is on you. But no, on the reals...I love finding other peoples notes and stories and whatnot. Never found a gem quite like that though.
     
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    nomadawhat - Replied Sep 30, 2003

    that story actually has 652 words.
     
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    TEARZ - Replied Sep 30, 2003

    must see tv....

    btw, you read a walk in the woods recently? that book is the sheeyat! i mentioned it when you brought it up in the reading thread, perhaps you didn't scope it...
     
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    Telo - Replied Sep 30, 2003

    huh.. i closed all my instant messages and turned down my TV to concentrate on what i thought was going to be a fabulous story..

    at the end i was dissapointed.. i wanted it to go on longer to turn into something in lines of "my sweaty bloody breast was pressed against the presidents secretaries smooth and highly tempting vagina"


    ahhh fuck it.. you win some, you lose some.
     
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    rubbish heap - Replied Sep 30, 2003

    true story i hope?
     
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    yoink - Replied Sep 30, 2003

    Nice thread poopers. although had it not been for the title, I probably wouldnt have read it.

    Itchy Breasts by, Wah ming Chang.
    awesome...


    "angela came back and her blouse was ruffled everywhere, everywhere....everywhere..."

    a mastermind of words.
     
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    GucciCondom - Replied Sep 30, 2003

    Yeah I don't understand she itched her shit and made it bleed? Or what..
     
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    i11igul - Replied Sep 30, 2003

    i too am confused at where the blood was comming from....
     
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    CIPHER_one - Replied Sep 30, 2003

    KLEEKLOOMOTHERFUCKER

    kleepoodee la la la BLERGHG poo

    I bet if you don't count the articles it is 626 words.
     
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