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•_•_•_The Greatest Story Ever Told (Ever)_•_•_•

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Sep 30, 2003.

  1. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    I found this wonder in the printer at my undergrad three years ago, and it has remained with me ever since. Words can't describe it's poetic grace, subtle literary technique, and flawless plot. Without further ado, I present, The Greatest Story Ever Told,:

    [color=888888]KLEEKLOOMOTHERFUCKER[/color]Itchy Breasts

    [color=888888]kleepoodee la la la BLERGHG poo[/color]Wait for the load, please.



  2. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    PMB™ approved

    http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/pmb2.gif'> [color=888888]ilikecheeseslutithink imgoingtoeatmyballskleekloo!!![/color] [img]http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/pmb2.gif'>
    [img]http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/pmb2.gif'> [img]http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/DavePureSex_1_.jpg'> [img]http://fattydave.homestead.com/files/pmb2.gif'>[/center]​
  3. Kreature

    Kreature Member

    Joined: Mar 27, 2001 Messages: 617 Likes Received: 0
    Haha. Yeah, that was great.
  4. king kong

    king kong Banned

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  5. suicidebombr

    suicidebombr Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2003 Messages: 979 Likes Received: 0
    good story, but i don't get the joke.:eek:
  6. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

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  7. Brandon

    Brandon Junior Member

    Joined: Sep 23, 2003 Messages: 115 Likes Received: 0
    Well thats because the joke is on you. But no, on the reals...I love finding other peoples notes and stories and whatnot. Never found a gem quite like that though.
  8. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    that story actually has 652 words.
  9. TEARZ

    TEARZ Guest

    must see tv....

    btw, you read a walk in the woods recently? that book is the sheeyat! i mentioned it when you brought it up in the reading thread, perhaps you didn't scope it...
  10. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    huh.. i closed all my instant messages and turned down my TV to concentrate on what i thought was going to be a fabulous story..

    at the end i was dissapointed.. i wanted it to go on longer to turn into something in lines of "my sweaty bloody breast was pressed against the presidents secretaries smooth and highly tempting vagina"

    ahhh fuck it.. you win some, you lose some.
  11. rubbish heap

    rubbish heap Senior Member

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  12. yoink

    yoink Elite Member

    Joined: May 27, 2002 Messages: 3,428 Likes Received: 0
    Nice thread poopers. although had it not been for the title, I probably wouldnt have read it.

    Itchy Breasts by, Wah ming Chang.

    "angela came back and her blouse was ruffled everywhere, everywhere....everywhere..."

    a mastermind of words.
  13. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    Yeah I don't understand she itched her shit and made it bleed? Or what..
  14. i11igul

    i11igul Senior Member

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    i too am confused at where the blood was comming from....
  15. CIPHER_one

    CIPHER_one Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2000 Messages: 2,300 Likes Received: 0

    kleepoodee la la la BLERGHG poo

    I bet if you don't count the articles it is 626 words.