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• · • How to diaper your monkey • · •

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Poop Man Bob, Aug 22, 2003.

  1. Poop Man Bob

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    • · • How to diaper your monkey • · •

    Discussion started by Poop Man Bob - Aug 22, 2003

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    [img]http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper1.jpg'>
    [color=888888]klee kloo[/color][b][color=gold]When we first go into Sammy's room, she stands with her back to me and holds onto the door to her cage while I take her belt and diaper off.[/b][/color]


    [img]http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper2.jpg'>
    [color=888888]klee kloo[/color][b][color=gold]I have pulled the diaper off and I am closing it up. Sammy takes this time to stretch. :)[/b][/color]


    [img]http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper3.jpg'>
    [color=888888]klee kloo[/color][b][color=gold]As I cut the clean diaper, Sammy lays in the floor and scratches herself. Notice how I keep her tail between my knees the whole time.[/b][/color]


    [img]http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper4.jpg'>
    [color=888888]klee kloo[/color][b][color=gold]When I cut the diaper, I don't cut a piece out....I just fold the diaper long ways and cut a slit across about an inch down from the printed part of the diaper. Then I tell Sammy to stand and thread it on her tail with the printed side facing me.[/b][/color]


    [img]http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper5.jpg'>
    [color=888888]klee kloo[/color][b][color=gold]Pull the diaper up and straighten.[/b][/color]


    [img]http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper6.jpg'>
    [color=888888]klee kloo[/color][b][color=gold]Putting the tabs in place.[/b][/color]


    [img]http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper7.jpg'>
    [color=888888]klee kloo[/color][b][color=gold]Now, I am choosing what shorts she will wear. Notice that her tail is still between my knees.[/b][/color]


    [img]http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper8.jpg'>
    [color=888888]klee kloo[/color][b][color=gold]I always start with her left leg. I say, this leg and other leg. She does really well with this now![/b][/color]


    [img]http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper9.jpg'>
    [color=888888]klee kloo[/color][b][color=gold]Shorts are up and now I am getting her belt.[/b][/color]


    [img]http://www.our-pets.net/primatecare/diaper10.jpg'>
    [color=888888]klee kloo[/color][b][color=gold]Sammy's belt is on and I am telling her to go look out the window while I bag up her dirty diaper. Sammy is eager to go to the playroom once I am finished. We just started walking down the hall holding hands to the playroom instead of me carrying her!![/b][/color]
     
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    iloveboxcars - Replied Aug 22, 2003

    approved?
     
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  3. space base

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    space base - Replied Aug 22, 2003

    I hope that monkey isn't older than like 2. That would be embarrasing.
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied Aug 22, 2003

    wiping not needed.
     
  5. Poop Man Bob

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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Aug 22, 2003

    Meh.
     
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    $360 - Replied Aug 22, 2003

    whoa, didnt see that one coming
     
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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Aug 22, 2003

    it's funny how the monkey stays in position like that
    who remembers when the monkey that jay leno was holding peed on his suit ?
     
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    Zack Morris - Replied Aug 23, 2003

    if I had a monkey I would potty train it...but I would also teach to throw its poop at people on command.

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    all that diaper changing and putting on shorts shit is too much like having a kid. I would rather have a pet than a kid. If I kill the pet its alot easier to just say it was an accident.
     
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    willy.wonka - Replied Aug 23, 2003

    bobo!!sic'um!
     
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    Poop Man Bob - Replied Aug 23, 2003

    Bump. This is extremely useful information.
     
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    :zombie:
     
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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Aug 23, 2003

    i was doing it all wrong the whole time !
     
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    sweetcherry - Replied Aug 23, 2003

    i want a monkey instead of a baby too...you dont have to carry it around in your belly for 9 monthes and you dont need a man to help you take care of it...and whats better is they dont end up blaming you for every problem they have
     
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    Zack Morris - Replied Aug 23, 2003

    if your monkey goes crazy and kills a bunxh of small children coming home from school they don't blame you for being a bad parent...you can blame the kids for taunting a wild animal and forcing it to defend itself.
     
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