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••POST YOUR BILL BRASKY SAYINGS HERE!!!!••

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DoSeR, Aug 8, 2001.

  1. DoSeR

    DoSeR Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 1, 2001 Messages: 1,851 Likes Received: 0
    post your bill brasky phrases here..........

    did i ever tell you about the time bill brasky sold me into slavery?

    Oh yeah, he's a big guy! Goes about 6'7", 385.
    Third Friend of Brasky: Well, anyway.. he shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bill Brasky pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calimari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!"

    Debbie Brasky. She's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!


    The character Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky.. except for the part about planting appleseeds and not raping men

    He gave a hand job to a mannaray



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  2. kid toucher

    kid toucher Member

    Joined: Jul 17, 2001 Messages: 650 Likes Received: 0
    what?

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    "All governments are, in equal measure, good and evil. The best ideal is ANARCHY." --Leo Tolstoi
     
  3. jungle cat

    jungle cat Elite Member

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  4. Klypse

    Klypse Elite Member

    Joined: Jul 7, 2001 Messages: 2,533 Likes Received: 0
    Who the hell is bill brasky?
     
  5. eyeBddub

    eyeBddub Member

    Joined: Jan 14, 2001 Messages: 659 Likes Received: 0
    I think its a redneck thing...
     
  6. Lush

    Lush Member

    Joined: Oct 31, 2000 Messages: 703 Likes Received: 0
    It's a Saturday night live thing actually boys.

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    you are beautiful, just not on the inside
     
  7. pukey1

    pukey1 Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 10, 2001 Messages: 2,996 Likes Received: 0
    foxworthy?
     
  8. LUKY

    LUKY Member

    Joined: Sep 22, 2000 Messages: 459 Likes Received: 0
    hey, dont talk about my dad like that!
     
  9. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    thank you, this thread made me laugh...one of my favorites...cant remeber any though

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    brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
     
  10. chizm

    chizm Senior Member

    Joined: May 29, 2001 Messages: 1,165 Likes Received: 0
    uhhhmmmmm, uhhh. hmmmm. gezz, i just don't get it.
     
  11. ohnoone

    ohnoone Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 26, 2001 Messages: 3,060 Likes Received: 164
    bill brasky showers in grain alcohol
     
  12. DoSeR

    DoSeR Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 1, 2001 Messages: 1,851 Likes Received: 0
    bill LIVES!!!!!!!
     
  13. CONTWO

    CONTWO Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2000 Messages: 829 Likes Received: 0
    i once saw him scissor kick angela lansbery
     
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