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••POST YOUR BILL BRASKY SAYINGS HERE!!!!••

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by DoSeR, Aug 8, 2001.

  1. DoSeR

    DoSeR 12oz Senior Member

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    ••POST YOUR BILL BRASKY SAYINGS HERE!!!!••

    Discussion started by DoSeR - Aug 8, 2001

    post your bill brasky phrases here..........

    did i ever tell you about the time bill brasky sold me into slavery?

    Oh yeah, he's a big guy! Goes about 6'7", 385.
    Third Friend of Brasky: Well, anyway.. he shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bill Brasky pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calimari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!"

    Debbie Brasky. She's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer!


    The character Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky.. except for the part about planting appleseeds and not raping men

    He gave a hand job to a mannaray



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  2. kid toucher

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    kid toucher - Replied Aug 8, 2001

    what?

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    "All governments are, in equal measure, good and evil. The best ideal is ANARCHY." --Leo Tolstoi
     
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    Klypse - Replied Aug 8, 2001

    Who the hell is bill brasky?
     
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    I think its a redneck thing...
     
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  6. Lush

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    Lush - Replied Aug 8, 2001

    It's a Saturday night live thing actually boys.

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    foxworthy?
     
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    LUKY - Replied Aug 8, 2001

    hey, dont talk about my dad like that!
     
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  9. boogie hands

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    boogie hands - Replied Aug 8, 2001

    thank you, this thread made me laugh...one of my favorites...cant remeber any though

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    brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass...
     
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    chizm - Replied Aug 9, 2001

    uhhhmmmmm, uhhh. hmmmm. gezz, i just don't get it.
     
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    bill brasky showers in grain alcohol
     
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    DoSeR - Replied Aug 9, 2001

    bill LIVES!!!!!!!
     
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    i once saw him scissor kick angela lansbery
     
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