DoSeR Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 post your bill brasky phrases here.......... did i ever tell you about the time bill brasky sold me into slavery? Oh yeah, he's a big guy! Goes about 6'7", 385. Third Friend of Brasky: Well, anyway.. he shows up at the church in his golf pants, caked in mud. Well, ol' Bill Brasky pushes the priest aside and says, "I'll baptize that piece of calimari!" Then he pours Scotch all over my baby son and says, "There! You're baptized!" Debbie Brasky. She's 7-years-old, goes about 3'5", 55 pounds. So, I'm in the back of a pickup with Bill Brasky and a live deer! Well, Brasky, he grabs the deer by the antlers, looks at it and says, "I'm Bill Brasky! Say it!" Then he squeezes the deer in such a way that a sound comes out of its mouth - "Billbrasky!" It wasn't exactly it, but it was pretty good for a deer! The character Johnny Appleseed was based on Brasky.. except for the part about planting appleseeds and not raping men He gave a hand job to a mannaray [This message has been edited by DoSeR (edited 08-08-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid toucher Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 what? ------------------ "All governments are, in equal measure, good and evil. The best ideal is ANARCHY." --Leo Tolstoi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jungle cat Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 Originally posted by kid toucher: what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klypse Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 Who the hell is bill brasky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eyeBddub Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 I think its a redneck thing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 It's a Saturday night live thing actually boys. ------------------ you are beautiful, just not on the inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pukey1 Posted August 8, 2001 Share Posted August 8, 2001 Originally posted by knowlej: I think its a redneck thing... foxworthy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUKY Posted August 9, 2001 Share Posted August 9, 2001 hey, dont talk about my dad like that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted August 9, 2001 Share Posted August 9, 2001 thank you, this thread made me laugh...one of my favorites...cant remeber any though ------------------ brick, brick ,brick...thats how i be up against your girlfriends ass... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chizm Posted August 9, 2001 Share Posted August 9, 2001 uhhhmmmmm, uhhh. hmmmm. gezz, i just don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted August 9, 2001 Share Posted August 9, 2001 bill brasky showers in grain alcohol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoSeR Posted August 9, 2001 Author Share Posted August 9, 2001 bill LIVES!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CONTWO Posted August 9, 2001 Share Posted August 9, 2001 i once saw him scissor kick angela lansbery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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