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•• Boats™

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by imported_El Mamerro, Dec 31, 2004.

  1. •• Boats™

    Discussion started by imported_El Mamerro - Dec 31, 2004

    Those of you who have been keeping up with the updated weekend photothread know what I've been up to the past 5 Sundays... those of you who haven't, the answer is: drinking like a fucking maniac on a boat. Over and over again. Every week. And it fucking rules.

    Following is a photo summary of these last Sundays of 2004, minus one (haven't gotten those pictures yet, probably never will, and it's a shame, cause it was by far the best day). Hope you understand that boats are fucking fantastic, boats on an island are fantasticer, and boats on an island with women and very loud music are fantasticest. Hope you enjoy.

    Soundtrack (while it lasts): Hector el Bambino, "Tu Quieres Duro"


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    El Daderro: Always present.



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    Perveraction.



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    Necessary boat equipment #53: Foam sticks.




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    Notice how strongly that guy is holding his girl away from me.



    Lots more coming...
     
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    <KEY3> - Replied Dec 31, 2004

    first < self banned + that song is too funny. I'll have to make a new 'el mamerro' CD
     
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  3. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Dec 31, 2004

    This is totally gonna max out my photobucket account:

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    So much snow, so much rain.




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    This chair fucking rules. It's even got space for cookies... but who the fuck eats cookies at the beach?



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    Stay too long in the magic chair and you get tossed the fuck out.



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    Gay.



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    Less gay.



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    Bitches love my club foot.



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    Uh, right...



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    My father will punch you in the head.
     
  4. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Dec 31, 2004

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    Fucking adorable.



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    Tu quieres duro....



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    We spent several days, himself included, staring at this picture trying to decipher just why the fuck he had a blue tongue. The most promising theory is a bottle of Gatorade we found that he doesn't even remember drinking at all.



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    Yes.
     
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    more 'yes' if he was a she.

    damn.... that's like the 3rd mixed gender comment I've made today.

    so mamski.... you guys do anything else besides posing with beer?
     
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  6. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Dec 31, 2004

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    Holy fucking gay, batman.



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    This is certainly a lot nicer than Delaware.



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    "Ando con el combo de los rompediscotecas..."




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    Notice how my face somehow managed to stay exactly the same... that means I'm REALLY fucking wasted.



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    Casualty.



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  7. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Dec 31, 2004

    *Here should come the second to last Sunday. It really is a fucking shame those pictures haven't gotten yet to me, that day was groundbreaking for a variety of reasons, including a lot more girls, brand new sound system on the boat, extreme danceathons that had moms on other boats covering their childrens' eyes, etc.


    This is the last day, where I got fucking KILLED. I downed an entire bottle of sangría before 10:00 AM and it all just went downhill after that.

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    Hahahaha, look at homeboy on the left.



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    By this time, I was too fucking wasted to understand what the hell was going on, and I forgot to pose.



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    This is a nice picture.



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    This is an even nicer picture, cause it includes the glass of ice water we threw on her to see if her top would fall off when she jumped. We failed.



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    This is always a good thing.
     
  8. imported_El Mamerro - Replied Dec 31, 2004

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    You're welcome.



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    My pleasure.​



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    DEAD.



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    Dead with woman licking me.



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    I'm not even trying to make a face here.



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    Back from the dead for a little more dancing on the dock.


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    Can you see what's funny in this picture?



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    This is what's funny in that picture. I was fucking sledgehammered.



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    Last picture, barely keeping my composure outside Fuddrucker's. Immediately after this picture was taken, I dove into those bushes behind us for no reason whatsoever and completely fucked my back up.


    And that's it for 2004. Next weekend the action resumes.

    Happy New Year's, motherbitches. Keep warm.
     
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    LaCosaNostra - Replied Dec 31, 2004

    oH.
     
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    yes!
     
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    i was on a boat alot this year, but we were sailing, i dont think id swim in this ocean. but lots of drunkness occured.
     
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    Looks like mams has had enough fun to make up for my new years eve...
    dig the pic of the dude that is possessed evil retarted by the obey brain cap.
     
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    This guy looks like Emilio Estevez(sp?)
     
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