MedicineCabinet Posted December 22, 2013 Share Posted December 22, 2013 "Man, I see in Fight Club the strongest and smartest men who’ve ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables – slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don’t need. We’re the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars, but we won’t. We’re slowly learning that fact. And we’re very, very pissed off." -chuck palahniuk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 “Be very, very careful what you put in that head because you will never, ever get it out.” -thomas cardinal wolsey (who was probably a pedo) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted February 8, 2014 Share Posted February 8, 2014 the days of meeting a woman on the ferry and fucking her before the boat gets to shore are over because everyone is on their smart phones this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 "How many times have I called someone Melody and their names Melanie?" - BOATS N HOES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Have you ever stopped to think and forget to begin again? --A.A. Milne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted March 9, 2014 Share Posted March 9, 2014 "Growing up is fun - develop a cynical view on everything, start with a nice debt, and your fucking hangover doesn't go away after a wank". - Toiletseat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boodah Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 Men are divided into two classes: those who bask in pleasure and those who suffer. I always associate myself with the latter. -Diderot Not so much a quote as a frame of reference. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted March 10, 2014 Share Posted March 10, 2014 "That's why you go to her residence. You can raid the fridge on the way out. Take the cheese first". - injury Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inappropriate_Responder Posted March 12, 2014 Share Posted March 12, 2014 http://www.outsideonline.com/news-from-the-field/Steve-Irwins-Final-Words-Revealed.html?utm_source 'I'm dying.' - Steve Irwin 4 September 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CILONE/SK Posted March 16, 2014 Share Posted March 16, 2014 City to city, ghetto to ghetto. LL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Gentlemen, to we few. We who have shared each other's company, each other's cares, each other's joys, and who shall now reap the fruits of our communal efforts, shoulder to shoulder, from each according to his abilities, so forth and whatnot. We have had our little differences along the way, but I'd like to think that they've only made us value one another all the more. Each of us coming to understand and appreciate the other's unique qualities and potencies and, yes, foibles. I suggest that we shall look back upon this little caper one day, one distant day, grandchildren dandled upon our knee, and perhaps a tear will form and we shall say, "Well, with wit and grit and no small amount of courage, we accomplished something on that day, a feat of derring-do, an enterprise not ignoble." We merry band, unbound by the constraints of society and the prejudices of the common ruck. We happy few. Gentlemen, to us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 "i have no idea. but what is noble in a universe where entropy grips us in a fatal dance of nihilistic despair?" -harry solomon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Your dick is not a toy. Don't walk around having intercourse with everything that moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 i want to fuck a fine young camel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 "culture is not your friend" -terence mckenna Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 12, 2014 Share Posted November 12, 2014 "i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant.. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are" -mewtwo, as quoted in a gif posted while back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prophet Posted December 3, 2014 Share Posted December 3, 2014 " Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin to slit throats. " H. L. Mencken 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted December 11, 2014 Share Posted December 11, 2014 “Try to imagine a life without timekeeping. You probably can’t. You know the month, the year, the day of the week. There is a clock on your wall or the dashboard of your car. You have a schedule, a calendar, a time for dinner or a movie. Yet all around you, timekeeping is ignored. Birds are not late. A dog does not check its watch. Deer do not fret over passing birthdays. an alone measures time. Man alone chimes the hour. And, because of this, man alone suffers a paralyzing fear that no other creature endures. A fear of time running out.” ― Mitch Albom, The Time Keeper “But a desperate heart will seduce the mind.” ― Mitch Albom, The Time Keeper the absence of a message is the presence of one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brothhalynch Posted December 15, 2014 Share Posted December 15, 2014 To me being a gangster was better than being president of thé united states.to me it was a person being somebodies when its full of nobdies.they wernt like anyone else Theys did what ever they wanted Henry Hill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted February 1, 2015 Share Posted February 1, 2015 "Suck my ass it smells." G.G. Allin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyoner Posted February 2, 2015 Share Posted February 2, 2015 Call an electrician, Your door's fucked! -Ari White Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 "THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C" - someone on the internet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 "He who smelt it, dealt it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 "What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art." - Augustus Saint-Gaudens ["Reminisences"] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 7, 2017 Share Posted October 7, 2017 Who puts garlic in salad? That's just nasty. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted October 8, 2017 Share Posted October 8, 2017 Can't allow you to besmirch the good name of garlic now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." -Winston Churchill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hua Guofang Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 "Many a great man has dug his own grave with his dick". Unknown This quote has led me to making wise decisions many times over the years - think with the head on your shoulders, not the head in your pants! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brink Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 "Many a great man has dug his own grave with his dick". Unknown This quote has led me to making wise decisions many times over the years - think with the head on your shoulders, not the head in your pants! Unfortunately theres only enough blood to have 1 going at a time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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