Lullaby is definitely the best, followed by Choke. Glad to hear at least some others aren't too scared for Chuck's writing. But I knew robotripp would be in, he's from Austin. ;)
If I had a couple o' Rockstars I could keep 'em down for however long it takes to drive from San Diego to Houston. 10 hours divided by 500 kids = .05 kidkill factor. I win.
That's why I'm going to become a burnt-out heroin junkie and rot in a hole by the time I'm 35. And I'm not having kids, either, because they'll just turn out to be slaves like the rest.