I've accidentally converted a vegetarian or two, was pretty funny. I was eating some of the best beef jerky known to man and she was watching and drooling, took about 20min of that for her to cave. Hahaha, 2-3 years down the drain in 20min. She was getting street meat later that week, she never looked back.
I think you should get on the street meat diet, nothing but lips and assholes. Beats being a giant fucking pussy...