You're kind of late on hating the straight edge, ain't ya?
I mean, really, making fun of staright edge is soooo 2002. It's dumb, we all know. Get over it . It's nothing new, and if it still gets to you so much that you have to make a thread about it, then you have some strange issues that you should take the time to work out. Go beat up some straight edge kids, or go rape their sisters, do SOMETHING. But c'mon man, making threads that have anything to do with straight edge is the new straight edge.