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wonder if that pain is a broken collarbone.
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Things That Didn’t Exist 20 Years Ago - 2024 Edition
Schnitzel replied to misteraven's topic in Channel Zero
New stuff: Micro transactions and subscriptions for everything does my head in. Adobe fucks me off - I have a perfectly good CS6 package from adobe that I bought for $2,000 in 2013. Didn't even use the second licence it came with. Buy new laptop and I cannot make it work so here I am paying $x00 per year for a program that I own a physical copy of but can't make work. The pantone thing is ridiculous. Melbourne bringing in different parking fee rates for SUV's/Utes. and this is weird: American grown fruit on supermarket shelves so we can have everything regardless of season. how can it be economical to buy citrus from cali and ship it across the pacific. The proud owner of a new BYD Seal has had his air conditioning turned off by the car itself this morning after allegedly insulting the car in front of a friend. It’s hot in Betoota right now. The tail end of Cyclone Kirily is soaking the interior and it’s currently 38 at the Old City Observatory with a relative humidity of 90%. The dew point is 29. For people like Brett Chud, a well-build young man with strong thighs and a thorax as thick as a Swiss ball, it’s hell. Brett and his mate, Milo Overell, we’re coming back from comp around 9 this morning when young Milo, nephew to The Advocate’s editor Clancy Overell, asked what ‘BYD’ stood for. “Build Your Dreams,” said Brett. “I know, I know. It’s very Mainland [Chinese] isn’t it?” Milo nodded. “This is an electric vehicle, right?” he said. “I thought it might’ve stood for ‘Big Yummy Dick’ or something like that.” Brett laughed then all of a sudden, the air conditioning turned off. He also thought that was funny – but also frustrating because the car had just a couple thousand kilometres on the clock. He tried to turn the air conditioning back on and an error message came up on the screen. “It says ‘Feature Locked’ here on the dash,” said Brett. “Now it says ‘Feature Unlocked at 800 Social Credits’. I think the car heard what you were saying.” Milo laughed. “What? This fucking Guangzhou Go-Kart is listening to us? This piece of shit doesn’t even have Bluetooth.” As Milo said that, the power steering stopped working and the airbag light came on. “Stop it!” yelled Brett. “Fuck me! I can hardly steer the cunt! No airbags, either. Fuck me! Jesus Christ, what a pig of a thing this is without power steering!” The car beeped at him again. “Oh Christ!, I’m sorry!” The windscreen popped off and sailed over the car. It smashed behind them on the bonnet of a Proton Jumbuck. “Windscreen unlocked at 400!” the car flashed. -
What you think ch0 looks like using only google images
Schnitzel replied to KILZ FILLZ's topic in Channel Zero
LIkewise @fat ralphy that is excellent! -
What you think ch0 looks like using only google images
Schnitzel replied to KILZ FILLZ's topic in Channel Zero
@DETOLove it!!! -
Zines, booklets - Publishing help! InDesign and all that stuff.
Schnitzel replied to da1lyoperations's topic in Art & Design
Thanks @misteravenI'm glad to see it coming together. it's not selling huge quantities ( at the moment i have only offset about 20% of the printing costs but once more pics surface people will buy I'm sure. fuck it even if it fails I'll have a book on the shelf that's mine. -
Schnitzel went North (japan travel thread) -it's been a minute
Schnitzel replied to Schnitzel's topic in Channel Zero
which reactor was washed into the sea? @DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER can't seem to find anything on it. -
How can I wank up in here with these deep memes?
Schnitzel replied to Deine Mudder's topic in Channel Zero
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all your videos working fine for me @Mercer that kiss cam one is hilarious.
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So I'm getting vaxxed today, and my retarded ass is scared shitless
Schnitzel replied to Mercer's topic in Channel Zero
was in same boat until wife contracted it late last week on business trip and now daughter has it. -
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Schnitzel went North (japan travel thread) -it's been a minute
Schnitzel replied to Schnitzel's topic in Channel Zero
@DETOis he having a good time? I wanted to go to Kanazawa to ride the thunderbird express train. the fastest non shinkansen train in japan. Rainy day in Kyoto from the look of the pics. -
I had this exact feeling when I went crabbing. I like to take a camera with me to record interesting things but it's nice to know I can't be reached
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Zines, booklets - Publishing help! InDesign and all that stuff.
Schnitzel replied to da1lyoperations's topic in Art & Design
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Knife quarter olive enjoy
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Schnitzel went North (japan travel thread) -it's been a minute
Schnitzel replied to Schnitzel's topic in Channel Zero
@DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER I'm not that fucking dumb. I actually think that article argues in my favour. 350 million gallons released (over decades) into the ocean that has been filtered to remove most radioactive elements before dilution. Barring tritium which has a 12 year halflife so therefore you can imagine the radiation levels in the earliest tanks will already be half their original levels. Yes the water around the coast of Japan will be more radioactive than normal. But that doesn't mean it's unsafe because normal is extremely low. And I walked up to the sarcophagus of the Chernobyl reactor 18 years ago so being 1000 miles from the Sendai area is a manageable risk IMO. You only go round once.