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I forgot to mention that the experience was enhanced by a nice joint beforehand... :D

Todays encounter.......... Alright so just got back from the dentist... ONEFORTY BLING! Not happy but really had to get this one tooth fixed. Anyways, out come the needles (2 hours later) 1/2 my face is still numb.. left part of my jaw is killing me and im pretty sure she rocked enough filling for 3 teeth. Feels pretty large and uneven. So yeah spent about an hour and this dentist, man she had BAD BREATH...!! now being a gentleman i am and the fact she was a hoTTT asian biach i decided against making any comments :yuck:. (mind you i did play around with some instruments when they left me alone for the aneastethic to kick in) AND i kept the price in mind cos its up to her to say how much i gotta cough up... I dont mind the whole drills and forks and stuff but she did use this nasty drill which looks like a mini-grinder... uhhhhh So its just up to time to see how good of a job she did... Hope she flosses tonight.......

Simple, wash your balls. Donnt just spray them to smell nice. :P Fact: i am drunken :D

Patience is a virtue... or some crap like that. Virgins - :yum: :lick: :love: :D ps. put a bit of effort into it and she'll remember you... or come at you with a knife. ;)

5? its a fact on my computer its 9 pages :cool:

http://e-bility.com/articles/images/foodpyramid.jpg'> see.. even the goofy weird faced big nose kid next to the pyramid is with a chick! And you know why? because he EATS MEAT!!!

:eek: YES!!!!!! "cos im big in japan.. yeah im big in japan...." willing to trade my place here down under with someone on another continent....

i dont do it on purpose. only when i get the spur of the moment 'hate everything' and such... and i only dispose of large items which wont choke some cute little platypussies or whatnot.

In the spirit of boredom and a "genuine" love for humanity.... indeed. Name: ensee Photo: http://www.photodump.com/direct/-NC-/flashwhite.jpg'> Age: 22 Occupation: unemployed fish monger Best trait or feature: try to be myself, honest...(certain situations require you to lie - very still) people who know me i hope understand my weird twisted blunt sense of humour. Hm, try to be a true friend... yeah. im nice to nice people, bad to bad people. Worst trait or feature: sometimes too quiet/not expressing my views with some people, not giving a shit at times about anything, a temper has developed too... um too much 12 oz lately (?) What have you done in life to benefit yourself and/or your community: to benefit myself, i do what i want, simple :D (many are jealous) to benefit the community, i give them free art "exhibitions", i repaint their public transport in a bunch of beautifully coloured letters. I also litter while driving. In the spirit of my life sucking at times, i curse at the tax man... spit at the ignorant idiots i encounter on a daily basis and fight for my right to party. What would you like to add: I believe, to achieve world peace, everyone needs to pass the peace pipe three times around.... and elect me to be their superior leader. I will only have 3 wives and i promise there will not be any homeless on the streets! (they will be fed to you in recycled green food) I would like to thank everyone who supported me for misster universe... :dazed: Seriously... fuck all governments. Oh yeah i like a bit of all music, 70s-80s hiphop beats are just theshit lately... alt punk hiphop techno.. if it sounds good it sounds good i dont give a shit what you think. Um.. you should watch full metal jacket, because i like it. (edited - quote) "I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture and ... kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill." Its all about having fun... and my government tells the gamblers "if its no longer fun, walk away".

There are homeless welfare sucking junkies in every race... pity is that instead of helping people get jobs and education the government gives them the minimum welfare to get by. Easy way to control masses. Oh yeah you should give her a jelly donut... after the bucking bronco. Just for being a little racist bitch. ;)

PRINTERS are probably main peices of technology that piss off majority of people every single day - everyone has a story... if you dont, go print something and you will.

gday koala.. Your hair grows about ½ inch per month and will grow faster in the summer than in the winter time. About 50 hairs per day will fall out and after about 3 months a new hair will grow from that same hair follicle. No hair will last more than about 6 months. Most people have about 100,000 hairs growing on their head. (edited - bored and "GOOGLE"ing about ) Every two thousand frowns creates one wrinkle. :o

from your elbow to fingertips is about the lenght from your knee to your foot. uhh heaps more but thats pretty much logical proportions for you-:D to look like... you-:cool:

HAHAHAHA oh how true... texas ranger is a very bad american series version of jackie chan: police story movies. :lol: Funny how they always have to fight when they could just shoot the bad guys when they get the chance. But.............. you can live about 5 times longer without food than without water... (not too sure but its quite some time) and something i am sure about because its a guiness world record (from the 2004 book): Fastest Sneeze The highest speed at which expelled particles from a sneeze have been measured to travel at 167 kmh (103.6 mph) without a mask, depending what paint you use (how well it sticks) depends if and how fast it will fly out of your face.... :twitch:

this time there isnt one that gets left behind in the mayhem of groping and sucking.... *ahem* dope. :yum: