JohnQAdams

my new bike will have a cooler and a fold up card table . let them try and talk shit over a round of beers on me. can't fuck with hospitality.

I became good at riding once I got "FIXED4LIFE" tattooed on my neck. Big hip hop letters. I'll post photos later. I also have a tricycle tattooed on the back of my knee.

Re: Re: my new bike... No brakes. If you're moving, the pedals are turning - you basically apply backwards pressure to stop. I've met my share of asshole bicyclists in nyc. None were riding fixed gear though. They were all middle aged 9-5 guys wearing head to toe color coordinated spandex (freds i guess). My favorite is still the fat guy making plane noises as he rode down the avenue, and yelled at me in a nasally voice as I rode around him. (Think comic book guy on a bike). I dont see many hipster girls on fixed gear though -- they're probably chilling in the hospital already.

Its warm weather in NYC. Time to start practicing the ubertrackstand. (Trackstand while holding 40 ounces of Olde English for those who don't know). Beer and Bikes? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Williamsburg need not apply. No -- just kidding. Sheepshead is the new Williamsburg. Shit is wild. Keep your eyes open.