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I moved from Ohio to NY about 2 years ago. Straight to the south Bronx. I had a friend back home who was originally from NY who parents owned a "condo" and I agreed to rent it sight unseen. I never had any problems, it wasn't a bad neighborhood at all. I picked up some Spanish, but mostly people kept to themselves and I minded my own business. Gypsies honked at me whenever I was walking after dark, bums always approached me. I was the only white guy in the neighborhood so gentrification wasn't really a concern. Same shit as in any neighborhood, if you show respect and mind your business no one will fuck with you. I moved the fuck outta there tho! Took too long to get to work and it sucks riding the train during baseball season. Plus my "condo" was wack as hell!

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I'll be going to Japan at the end of this month and wondered if anybody knew any good areas to pick up stuff. I'm not a die hard exclusive brand shopper, but I wouldn't mind getting some stuff that no one else will be rockin the the states. Not looking for anything in particular.. Sneakers, Shirts, Gear, whatever So far i've only been going off of the super future maps: http://www.superfuture.com/city/city/city.cfm?city=1 I'll be in Osaka & Tokyo mostly

My roommate and I had a good lil prank war. We're both good friends, so none of that toothbrush in that toilet or cum in the shampoo shit...I'd knock his teeth out if he did that to me... Anyway what he did to me: Put a bunch of playboys in my record crate (so while I'm DJ'ing w/ mad groupies all over I'm pulling out pictures form SWANK and gay dudes n shit)...maybe you had to be there. Stole my cell phone and called ex-girls telling them I miss them (I was pissed..got some psychos) Put a gay flag ticker on my bumper, took me a week before I noticed Finally, I went out of town for a weekend and when I got back I had 20 gold fish swimming around in my bath-tub, complete w/ little castle and a thing of fish food. What I dod back: Switched the covers on all on his school/library books, so he returned/read the wrong book...whatever switched his box spring and mattress then remade the bed. He came home from a double shift and jumped on that metal-spring/wooden shit, ha His raw fish all over his room, behind pictures, on ceiling fan blades, etc...But he was a heavy smoker so his room already stunk....shit just dried up and he never knew until I pointed out how nasty it was After he put the gay sticker on my car I left a men searching men post on craigs list w/ his cell phone number. Homos started blowing him up at work, leaving nasty messages..nasty shit we did lots more, but I forget most of 'em

We used to sit on out on our front porch drinking and had a $5 bill that was taped to fishing line. All of the bums used to chase that shit forever.....hilarious

I'll be Dj'n at the roo this year. Stop by the 'party enhancers' booth

Yo, I just moved to new york and I went through the same shit. I didn't have as much money as you do, but I tried to get an apt in manhattan. If you really want a nice place in manhattan you should find a broker, hopefully a no fee broker b/c they charge a month's rent to find your spot. But you'll be finding places that aren't listed on craigs list. You give them a price and tell them what you want and they hook it up. Unfortunately, I couldn't afford anything they found, and to live on brooklyn I'd have to do a share and I didn't want to do that either. Now I live in south bronx and it sucks b/c I don't speak spanish and it takes a minute to get anywhere. but i got it for cheap!