seeking, you recently told me that "nobody even cares about me" but then you said that you'll "hate on me until i die" and that you want to stab me!! sometimes you make me think that you are a boner-fied meanie! but i still admire your ability to CONSTANTLY contradict yourself so effectively!
buy anyway baby, since you already HATE me ALOT, i thought i'd give you some MORE reasons to hate me even MORE than alot!!
let's see, for starters, i live in a big new house with my mommy and daddy, even though i'm 20 years old, in a pretty new subdivision with other big houses with manicured lawns and really pretty river birches where the neighbors sometimes ride in golf carts to go visit eachother! isn't that just the cutest thing! in this house i like to watch TV on the big huge plasma screens that my mom & dad bought or lay out by the pool all day naked drinking smoothies and smoking dunhills. i also like to ride around in my big fat SUV (also bought by my super nice mom & dad) and burn up lots of gas because i just LOVE petroleum soooooo much. the mere smell of exhaust spewing out of navigators and excursions and escalades and suburbans and H2s makes me really horny in my calvin klein bikini briefs! almost daily i take my big smog machine to corporate fast foos chains and eat lots of greasy tasty treats and say "SUPER SIZE ME!!" alot because it's funny and cute. but that food doesnt make me fat because of my unbridles DRUG HABIT! that is also funded my my mommy & daddy who i love alot but who are also stupid but it's okay i will still go to church with them every sunday because im catholic and mary helps me with my drugs sometimes. i also wear high end designer items on a daily basis because i am a hot and sexy young man. i like to talk alot about my drug habit and myself and what i look like simply because all of those topics FASCINATE the heaven-sent enigma that is ME!!! i especially like to come on 12oz when i am totally tweaked or wiped out on benzos and other stuff because i just KNOW you will ban me and that is so hot! it's like you're dominating me over the internet and i just got a boner oh god. i also like to listen to early 60s mod jams and new wave and lots of electro from the netherlands because that is the cute thing for cute boys like me to do! NO DUH! sometimes i watch "Liquid Sky" and it makes me so sweaty in my tight pants (i know you dont like my tight pants but i sure do!) and then i have to perform autofellatio until i cream all over my own face but then i cry alot because the jizz messes up the neon makeup that i put on when i watch that movie. i was also friends with the popular kids in high school and i am still popular in college even though i do really bad in school. that reminds me of another thing that i like to do alot. every time an opportunity is handed to me on a silver platter (opportunities that lots of people only dream of) i take a big greasy shit on it and throw it away! and i have a blast doing it! it's so fun. well i hope you hate me more now.
ps...i know you forgot to renew your subscription to "OUT" magazine but i read an article and you should probably throw away your regular butt plug and get a new one with a flared base so you don't have to make any more embarassing visits to the doctor! remember the last one? you had to have SURGERY!!
well anyway, I LOVE YOU BABY
<3<3<3 ITBOY
