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Hell yes. I generally hate most people. This is because most people are not as smart as me, and cause more problems than me. But I still try to do nice things like hold the door for people, tell people directions, etc. Next time someone doesn't thank me I'm going to say something like "Honestly, I'm not the door man, and some recognition would be nice, you jerk." Maybe I'll say asshole if they're under 40 years old.

For the record, I think myspace is awsome. It allows me to sucker kids into insulting me so I have a moral excuse to punch them in the face. I did it for the first time today, results to come!

We have what I think are not brown recluses, but regular boring spiders, but I still fucking hate them. They bite you in the middle of the goddamn night, and you wake up all itchy. Plus they always make webs right in the doorways out of my house. Thanks to this thread, I feel dumbass itchy/spiderwebbeedy.

Oh, and the black kid in 5th grade who called me white trash, then called me a racist when I called him black trash.

Everyone at hot topic who is paying more than me for clothes, but attempts to insult me for wearing brandnames.

Of course. What I'm saying is, eyes closed, a girl with 20 more lbs on her would feel better.

I wonder if I wouldn't have to go back to school if I faked a demonic possesion of my earthen soul-casket (my body). Although it sounds like a hassle, to be honest. I could probably only get around to the peeing on the floor bit. I don't really aim when I use the bathroom anyway.

Personally, although skinny bitches are nice to look at, I would wager that most of the victoria secret models would be terrible to have sexual intercourse with. All those bones would be poking your spleen and kidneys and other body parts with important functions. I like girls who have something to hold on to, but don't look like they're fresh fat-camp recruits either.

A dark-skinned man from the locale of "Europe" once told me and a good friend of mine that the reason there are fat women in America is because we talk to them. In "Europe" (I don't really beileve him that it exists, by the way) they simply don't speak to women who look overweight, and they are forced to live a life of ostrichsize-izm or lose the poundage. I bet half of you are morbidly obese. Fucking fuck fuckers

And the abode of He was nestled under the eternal light that shone evermore from the Erud-Gun, or in the tounge of Man, Bing's Liquor.

dude. u totally didnt tel me how to steel any piant. u r no help.

i hav some questoins how do you steel spraypaint. liek i no that you can take it from the stor but like do you jus put it in your dockers or what. becaus i am not one of those "rapper" typs and my pants may not fit som cans. or any. pleas help.

You were right bluhd she dumped me. Good call cam

giving tree, if it wasnt for the fact that all of your answers are so concise and well written id accuse you of making all of it up. instead im just going to beileve you and enjoy it. i also have a question, dear abby style Dear Wisdom Tree Last night i called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to hang out. she couldnt, she was eating dinner with her family and then hanging out with a friend. so i say lets hang out tommorow then, and tell her to call me tommorow morning. she pauses, then says "you just call me". i said alright and that was the end of the conversation. what the fuck does that MEAN, giving tree? It probably doesnt mean anything, but Im really bored, and you seem to have the answer to everything.

that ink looks crappy