the past two nights have been straight bonkers for me.
first night: i was in some foreign country, i think like australia or something. and it was that i could turn into any animal so i turned into a flying boar. people were trying to make fun of me for being a boar with wings but i didnt care cause i was flying.
second night: i had this dream me and my ex-girlfriend died and we went to heaven. her parents could come too for some reason, but they werent dead. so then like we were put into 2s and they were like
"u have to kill the other person and the person who dies has to go to hell and u get to stay and go to heaven" but we didnt kill each other
and it was actually the person who killed the other person went to hell and the person who died go to stay in heaven, so we both got to stay.
after we went to go eat in a heaven cafe and i saw my friends and they were like we died of STDs, we fucked the same girl. i was like no way man and they had girls pubes in their mashed potatoes.
stupid dumb yo. i wasnt even high or anything.
