DrTeeth

Fucking badass. Like it came straight out of a Dick Tracy comic or something.

Got this today in the student email. More funny than anything else: Date of Incident: November 1, 2006 Time: Approximately 6:30 p.m. Description: Aggravated Assault Detail: Two females, one who is not affiliated with the college, and one who has applied but is not registered for classes, engaged in a fight in front of the SX building at 335 N. Sixth St. One of the females sprayed the other in the face and eyes with mace and hit her several times in the head and back. The suspect in the assault fled the scene prior to police arrival. The suspect in the assault is known by the victim, and charges are pending. If you have any information that would be helpful to this continuing investigation, please call the CSCC Department of Public Safety. Suspect: Known by victim. Open or Closed Case: Case remains open at this time. c-c-c-catfight!

Going to a party as The King

If Port of Call is still there, you gotta go there for a burger. It is/was on Esplanade. Best burger I've ever had in my life...

Beagles have a pretty unique bark, more like a howl. You might want to crate train the dog, especially if you get a puppy. Get toys to keep the dog busy, like a Kong (you stick treats inside it, the dog will keep busy for hours trying to get the treats out). Keep the dog on a leash if your yard doesn't have a fence. Our dog will catch a scent and just take off. Other beagle owners have told me their dogs do the same, since they're trained to hunt rodents....

half beagle half springer. got her from the pound she was already housebroken and spayed. she's awesome.

Guinness = tough solid black shits. It's not called "the tonic" for nothing.

Re: Great Pictures~ That is fucking amazing. Thanks for the link.

RSF: What is the true definition of "Quality"?

Didn't even read the rest of the thread yet. This pisses me off so fucking much. Those are the unspoken rules of apartment living. Time your stuff and move it along when it's done. Otherwise it's getting moved to the floor. I had some 300 pound swamp trash asshole yell at me at a campground last year since she left her shit in the washing machine for 3 hours. I finally fucking move it, and she comes waltzing in and gets all heated. Fat fuck got pissed at me for moving her shit when there's 3 other people waiting to use the machine. Go fuck youself, oh wait, you can't reach your twat anymore. Guess that's what I get for staying at a campground.:shakehead:

even better if its the boss, just smile as they walk in after you

Which one doesn't fit?

if it crawled out from the gowanus canal you might want to stay away. like the frog version of this..

Re: channel zero heads: i kimmora lee simmons is a fucking cunt bag butter face