Dollink

never even heard of him

ricki lake always talking about "back before I got thin" uhhhhhhhhhh, what?

what, did you fall down and break a hip or something? if not - then shut the hell up

are you all cops?

aren't most cops maladjusted little weirdos that only go into police work so that they can unfairly exert and abuse authority to make ordinary citizens as depressed and angry as they themselves are? can one of the requirements for employment be that you were hugged as a child?

are you going to the reef? port douglas or cairns?

omg if i put various pieces of all these stories together its exactly like when my car got stolen police did nothing .. i figured it out on my own when the dumbass thief called me pretending to be the police and trying to get info from me it was my neighbor across the street mine too was impounded and when i told the cops who did it, they didnt even care and this was a very nice, new car too

sunkist

a whole personal staff so that i can quit working forever and just be waited on and pampered while i out roaming the planet

you mean as in.... they can't spell retarded?

it taught me to avoid creepy net nerds that spend all their time on a website trying to get nekkid pics of chicks

you sound like a bad billy joel song

son named after grandpa so we can inherit all the money....

seriously - name the dog "Bitch" you can say stuff like "Bitch, bring me the remote" or when you get mad at your wife you can say "Bitch, you make me want to hurl" then pretend you were talking to the dog