if you dont want to change your name, the. write that shit backwards...but seriously, you said that you got 16 hrs com. service, which i nothing at all, be happy, and then u said something about the "50 or so" things you have done, which translates in to not much work put in at all, small town or not, so change your name. being that youre in a small town, they will probably pick u up once a new name starts poping up, for questioning atleast... so either hit trains or write somewhere else, not much else you can do.