Captain Obvious

YOU SHOULDNA SAID "TRUE STORY" CUZ THAT COMBINED WITH THE CAPS LOCK IS PROLLY GONNA MAKE NIGGAS THINK IM YOU. HOMIE. MEROE. MLBC05 Quoted post [/b] ALL THIS TIME I WAZ THINKIN I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT SAID THAT. NAHMEAN?

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WHITE PEOPLE ARE ALSO KNOWN AS CAUCASOIDS, ANGLO-SAXONS, AND ARYANS. THESE PEOPLE DESCENDED FROM EUROPE. THE WHITEST AND MOST ANGLO ONES HAVE BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES. WHEN WHITE PEOPLE GET EXCITED THEY JERK THEIR HEADS BACK AND FORTH REAL FAST AND DO THE "GNARLY" SIGN WITH THEIR HAND AND SCREAM SOME INCOHERENT BABBLE. TRUE STORY.

ITUNES IS THE PROGRAM THAT COMES WITH THE IPOD. IT PLAYS SONGS AND CATEGORIZES YOUR SONGS, AND LETS YOU BURN CD'S AND BUY SONGS FROM THE ITUNES STORE. TRUE STORY.

DID YOU KNOW THAT NYC STANDS FOR NEW YORK CITY? IT'S A CITY MADE UP OF 5 BURROUGHS AND IS THE BIGGEST CITY IN THE UNITED STATES AND IS THE PLACE WHERE MODERN SPRAYCAN GRAFFITI WAS BORN, ALONG WITH HIP HOP, BREAKDANCING, AND SCRATCHING ON WAX. THE CITY IS LOCATED ON THE NORTH EAST COAST OF THE U.S. WHERE THE MOUTH OF THE HUDSON RIVER AND LONG ISLAND SOUND MEET. HOW MANY OF YOU KNEW THIS? I JUST FOUND THIS OUT YESTERDAY.

PSP STANDS FOR PLAYSTATION PORTABLE. IT'S A HANDHELD DEVICE WHERE YOU GET TO PLAY GAMES, WATCH MOVIES, LISTEN TO MUSIC, ETC. WHAT HE IS SAYING IS THAT YOU SHOULD USE THIS DURING THE 3RD SHIFT TO MAKE THE TIME GO BY QUICKER. TECHNICALLY THE TIME DOESN'T GO BY ANY QUICKER, IT JUST SEEMS THAT WAY WHEN YOU ARE CONSUMED IN A NON-BORING ACTIVITY.

SHE RACED IN THE INDY 500 RECENTLY.

YEAH, YOU HAVE TO SHOW UP LATER FOR WORK.

HAHA I GET IT. BECAUSE DRIZZLE IS RAIN AND SNOOP IS ALWAYS ADDING "IZZLES" AT THE END OF HIS WORDS. I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I ALSO CARRY AN UMBRELLA WHEN IT RAINS. IT KEEPS THE RAIN OFF OF YOU.

I WORE CLOTHES. I'LL TAKE THEM OFF WHEN I JUMP IN THE SHOWER.

WOW! THERE WAS A FLAME COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH! DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT?

N64 ACTUALLY STANDS FOR NINTENDO 64. THA 64 MEANS THA CONSOLE IS A 64-BIT MACHINE.

I NOTICED THERE WAS A GUY IN THIS VIDEO DOING CRAZY JUMPS.

SLOPPY JOES ARE THOSE THINGS WITH GROUND MEAT AND SAUCE BETWEEN TWO PIECES OF BREAD.

EVERYONE IS LOOKING FOR SEEKING.